家有喜旺（2010）

Raising Hope S04E03

Part 1 Nov. 24, 2020, 1:02 p.m.

Dinner!
吃晚饭啦
I love international taco night.
我超爱国际菜卷饼之夜
We have...
我们有...
French fries, Greek Yogurt,
法国薯条希腊奶酪
Canadian bacon, Chinese noodles,
加拿大培根中国面条
Italian sausage, American cheese,
意大利香肠美国干酪
and from the country of Chile, chili.
以及智利的特产红辣椒
Kind of just seems like we're eating all the food
其实就是把冰箱中那些快要变质的食物
in the fridge that was about to go bad.
一起弄出来搞个大杂烩吧
Yes, but in a taco shell.
是的但是是用卷饼包着的哦
This is like the buffet at the United Nations
有点像是在联♥合♥国♥吃自助餐
without all the grab-ass.
只不过没有混♥蛋♥警♥察♥
Hope, look, these noodles were made all the way in China
喜旺瞧这些面条都是中国进口
by little girls the same age as you.
是些跟你年纪一样大的小姑娘做的
You know, in China
其实在中国
they actually eat a completely different
他们吃的面条和我们这的
kind of noodle than we have here.
完全不一样
I don't want to sound racist,
我不想让人觉得我搞种族歧视
but I kind of think all Chinese noodles look alike.
但我真觉得所有中国面条都是一个样
Yeah. I'm just saying.
好吧我只是说说
My family used to travel a lot when I was a kid.
我小时候我们家经常出去旅行
China, Argentina, Australia...
中国阿根廷澳大利亚
When I was a kid, I learned to keep my mouth shut
我小时候就知道什么时候该闭嘴
and not be such an annoying know-it-all.
别喋喋不休好像自己无所不知似的
You know, we went on a lot of trips when I was little, too.
我小时候其实也经常出去旅行呢
I should, uh, show you the vacation photos after dinner.
吃完晚饭给你看出游照片
Uh, that's a terrible idea.
这不太好吧
Nobody likes to look at other people's vacation photos.
没人喜欢看别人家的出游照片
Besides, those pictures don't exist anymore.
再说那些照片也早就不在了
Yeah.
是啊
They melted in a...
它们都熔化在了...
strangely contained shelf fire?
那场古怪的只在相册架上燃烧的大火中
Are you sure?
你们确定吗
I thought I saw them a couple days ago.
我好像几天前还看过呢
Are these supposed to be hard or soft shell tacos?
这些卷饼到底该是硬的还是软的啊
That's a napkin, Maw Maw.
那是餐巾纸曾奶奶
What will those Mexicans think of next?
那些墨西哥人还会创造出什么美食呢
And that is when we went to Lake World.
那是我们去湖泊世界时拍的
Oh, man, the catfish show was amazing.
天啊鲶鱼秀真是太精彩了
Look at you, all tuckered out.
瞧瞧你一副蔫搭搭的样子
Oh, and this is when we went skiing in Vermont.
这是我们去佛蒙特滑雪的时候拍的
We stayed in this big cabin next to Ben and Jerry.
我们住的大木屋就在本和杰瑞旁边
No, not the ice cream guys,
不不是卖♥♥冰激凌的那俩
just a gay couple on vacation.
只是一对度假的同志夫夫
You're asleep again.
你又是昏睡状态的
Yeah, I always used to get carsick on vacations
是啊我一出去度假就晕车
so my parents would give me medicine
所以我爸妈就会让我吃药
and it would make me kind of drowsy.
让我昏沉沉的
We had to choose between a puker and a sleeper.
我们要么看他吐要么让他睡
We chose sleeper.
我们选择让他睡
Hey, not to change the subject,
嘿我不是想转移话题
but is it just me,
不过只有我一个人这么觉得吗
or is there a lot more Velcro on stuff lately?
好像最近什么东西上都时兴加尼龙扣了
Yeah, what is this brown stain in the sky?
天空中那块棕黄色的印迹是什么
Storm cloud. I'm starting to get a weird feeling in my stomach.
是风暴云吧我的胃中开始翻滚难受
There's a rip in the side of this mountain.
在山的这边竟然还有道裂缝
Of course there is.
当然会有了
That's Rip Mountain.
那是裂缝山
Oh, my God.
天啊
These are all fake.
这些都是假的
Fine. Some of them are fake.
好吧有些确实是假的
But the first one's real.
但第一张是真的
When you were little, all the other kids
你小的时候其他孩子都炫耀说
were bragging about going to Lake World,
去湖泊世界玩什么的
so we took you.
所以我们就带你去了
But you got carsick, so we gave you medicine.
但你晕车了所以我们就喂你吃了晕车药
Not only did it knock you out for the drive,
那不仅让你在驾车过程中是昏睡的
you slept through the whole day.
你那一整天都睡过去了
And the next morning,
第二天早上
all you could talk about
你就不停地说
was what a great time you had at Lake World.
你在湖泊世界玩得有多开心
So we figured, why stop there?
我们就想何必止步于此呢
Why not give you great memories of seeing the whole country?
不如让你拥有遍游全国的美好记忆吧
Drink up, honey.
快喝宝贝
It's a long drive to Hawaii.
开车去夏威夷很远呢
Once you were in dreamland,
一旦你进入梦乡
we'd just drive across town
我们就开车穿越小镇
to the dumpster behind the photography studio.
去到摄影室后面的垃圾站
I did landscaping nearby,
我在附近偷瞄着他们
so every time I saw them throw out a backdrop,
所以每次我看到他们扔掉布景
we knew it was vacation time.
我们就知道度假时间来了
We went everywhere.
我们遍游各地
We gave Jimmy the greatest
我们给了吉米一个孩子能拥有的
imaginary childhood a kid could have.
最完美的假想式童年回忆
So you're telling me
就是说
I never used the toilet that Elvis died on?
我没用过那个猫王死在上面的马桶是吗
I mean, I still brag about that!
我现在还在到处吹嘘这事呢
Shh. It's okay, Jimmy. It's okay.
没关系的吉米没关系的
It's all water under the Brooklyn Bridge.
反正到最后都会变成布鲁克林桥下的河水
Which we now know you never actually saw.
现在我们知道你其实从没见过那桥
The important thing is that
重要的是
we're gonna work harder for Hope.
我们要努力为喜旺创造更美好的回忆
We worked pretty hard.
我们当年可是努力得很呢
I just mean we're gonna take her on a real vacation.
我只是说我们要带她去真正旅行而已
Oh. A "Real" Vacation.
哇塞真正的旅行啊
Good luck with that on two grocery baggers' salaries.
两个杂货店打工的祝你们好运啊
It doesn't have to be fancy
其实不必非要奢华啊
as long as we're together.
只要我们一家人清醒地
And awake.
在一起就好
It's not worth it.
根本不值得那样做
Family vacations just get everybody out of sync.
家庭旅行只会让每一个人都失控
She's right.
她说得对
It's nothing but driving and sunburns
其实就是整天开车被太阳晒伤
and a whole lot of fighting.
还有不断争吵
How would you know? You never took us anywhere.
你怎么知道你从没带我们去过任何地方
See? We're already fighting.
瞧吧我们已经在吵了
Pretty soon we're gonna be sunburned.
很快我们就会被太阳晒伤
Maybe we didn't give Jimmy real vacations.
我们可能是没有带吉米真正旅行过
But we gave him real memories.
但我们给了他真实的回忆
And that's all kids remember from vacations anyway... is memories.
反正小孩子旅行能记得的也就是回忆罢了
And now all Jimmy's memories are ruined.
现在吉米的回忆都被毁了
Thank you, Helen Keller.
谢谢你海伦·凯勒[盲人作家]
I don't think that's who you think it is.
我觉得你想说的应该不是这个人吧
Yeah, the girl detective.
就那个女警探
You're thinking of Amelia Earhart.
你想的是阿米莉亚·艾哈特[女权运动者]
Nancy Drew. You're thinking of Nancy Drew.
南茜·德鲁你想说的是神探南茜
Doesn't ring a bell.
我完全不记得有这号♥人物
It's not important.
那不重要
The fact is, Jimmy was happy,
事实是吉米之前很开心
well-traveled and ignorant,
很无知以为自己遍游各地
and you just took away two of those things.
因为你他现在知道真♥相♥了
I hate to think your mother is right,
我真不愿意承认你妈是对的
but all the vacations in here cost thousands of dollars.
但这里的所有旅行路线都要好几千美元
Have you looked into a cougar cruise?
你查看美洲狮油轮路线了吗
It's three nights on the Caribbean.
加勒比海滩三夜之旅
It's pretty wild.
非常狂野哦
Frank, we're trying to plan a family vacation,
弗兰克我们在计划家庭旅行
not have sex with older women.
而不是和老女人乱搞
No, these are actual live cougars.
不是真正的美洲狮哦
You sail the high seas with them.
你和它们一起飘洋过海