家有喜旺（2010）

Raising Hope S04E18

Part 2 Nov. 24, 2020, 1:06 p.m.

Yeah, there's not a lot of white blonde maids.
当然压根没多少金发白妞去当女仆
Virginia, that's a little racist.
维吉妮亚这么说有点种族歧视哦
I love it.
不过我喜欢
And I like you!
我也喜欢你
We should get to know each other better.
我们该多了解下彼此
You like squash?
你喜欢打壁球吗
Squash.
西葫芦
I... Well, I love squash.
当然我很喜欢
Squash is a game?
壁球是种运动
I guess so.
我估计是
That makes no sense. I know.
这不扯淡嘛是啊
If any vegetable deserves its own game,
就算有蔬菜配得上有一个专属游戏
it's the potato.
那也该是土豆
It's the basis of everything delicious.
这玩意怎么搞都好吃
It's given us the baked,
有烤土豆
the mashed, the fried, the totted.
土豆泥薯条和薯球
What is squash? Au gratin.
壁球是什么玩意还能裹上面包屑炸
Looks like a rich man's handball,
看着像有钱人玩的手球
and they play with these skinny little tennis racquets.
用这些苗条版的网球拍
Oh, no. Ugh.
哇靠完了
If I'm horrible,
如果我玩不好的话
I'll make a fool of myself
我不仅让自己像傻子一样
and ruin all the progress I just made with my new boss.
而且也毁了我跟新老板建立起来的感情
My career will be over before it's even started.
我的职业生涯还没开始就得结束了
This is a complication that was entirely unexpected. Lord.
这情况还真是始料未及天呐
After hitting the front wall first,
壁球在击打正墙后
the ball may hit any other number of walls
球在落入对方界内前即可
before landing in the opponent's quarter court.
弹到其它三面墙
I'm telling you, this game would be a lot more fun
我跟你说这比赛要是人们互扔西葫芦
if it was just people throwing squashes at each other.
可能会更有意思
How about fat people sitting on each other?
两个胖子互相挤压对方怎么样
That's two games right there that deserve to be called squash
眼下就有两种比赛比壁球
more than this one.
更配得上这名字
Yeah, I think I'm just gonna...
是啊我觉得我还是...
Ow! Ow, my ankle!
啊我的脚踝
Are you okay?
你没事吧
Great, you bought it.
太好了你当真了
Now I can fake an injury.
我可以假装自己受伤了
No, I didn't buy it.
不我没上当
I just thought we were role playing, uh,
我还以为我们在玩角色扮演呢
injured lady and paramedic
受伤的女士
who likes to hook up with injured lady.
和喜欢勾搭受伤女士的医护人员
No, but keep that one filed away.
想太多不过以后可以试试
I found my old squash racquet. Yeah.
我找到自己的旧壁球拍了
I have got a lot of really great squash stories.
我有好多有趣的壁球故事
So, how's it going with the fish?
那金鱼的事怎么样了
Being honest was a bust.
说真的搞砸了
Knew it. Told you since you were a kid,
就知道从你小时候就跟你说
truth is overrated.
说真♥相♥并不靠谱
Yeah, about that fish-- tell us exactly what happened.
是啊说说你们怎么处理那金鱼的
We had a funeral.
我们举♥行♥了一场葬礼
Please watch over Gilly
请看着吉莉
as he swims in that great bowl in the sky,
好像她徜徉在天堂的鱼缸里
and...
然后...
Well, now that she's flushed him,
好吧既然她把金鱼冲走了
in order to replace him, you're gonna have to tell her
为了取代它你们得跟她说
that it swam through the pipes and up the sink.
它顺着水管游到水槽里了
Kids are dumb. They'll believe anything.
小孩都是傻子说啥都信的
No, it's not that hard to believe.
不相信这说法没那么难啊
I remember when I was a kid,
我记得我小的时候
my fish swam out of the sink at least five...
我的金鱼游出水槽至少五次
Aw, man.
我勒个去
See? See, that is how a little girl
看到没这才是一个小姑娘
should react when her pet dies.
发现宠物死去该有的反应
But Hope-- she just giggled.
但是喜旺她就咯咯咯地笑
It was creepy.
真吓人
Well, she is the child of a serial killer.
好吧她是连环杀手的孩子
I love her, but I got to admit, when I'm alone with her,
我爱她但也必须承认当我跟她独处时
I always have an exit strategy.
我肯定会准备一套逃生措施
It was our fault.
这是我们的错
I mean, we never made her take care of it,
我们从没教育她要关心金鱼
so she never connected emotionally.
所以她对金鱼压根没感情
Right. So we got her Gilly the Second.
就是所以我们给她买♥♥了吉莉二世
And this time she's been feeding it and taking care of it.
这次她会喂它并照顾它了
I'm sure that's gonna help her forge a bond.
我肯定这会有益于她们培养感情
Yeah. So when it dies, she'll cry.
当金鱼死了她就会哭
Instead of laughing and flushing it down the toilet
而不是傻笑着带着冷漠的眼神
with her dead shark eyes.
将金鱼冲下马桶
Dead fish. Dead fish.
死鱼死鱼
What?
搞毛啊
We just bought that fish yesterday.
昨天刚买♥♥的鱼啊
Flush the fish. Flush the fish.
把鱼冲掉把鱼冲掉
I'm scared to say it,
我感觉有点吓人
but I think she's taking after her mother.
不过她跟她妈很像
I-I'm sure she just didn't connect with it
我肯定她只是没跟金鱼建立起感情
because she can't hold it or pet it.
因为她不能抱着金鱼去宠爱它
I mean, you can't hug a fish.
我是说你又不能抱金鱼
Something my parents should have told me before giving me
我父母把孔雀鱼戈德堡给我之前
Guppy Goldberg-- may she rest in peace.
就该提醒我这事的希望它能安息
Maybe we should just get her a pet that's cuddlier than a fish.
估计我们得给喜旺买♥♥一只更逗人爱的宠物
You know? Something soft, but durable.
你懂吗柔软耐操的那种
Like a pioneer woman.
就跟拓荒女人一样
Okay, one, I was talking about a hamster.
算了首先我说的是仓鼠
Two, your Dr. Quinn fantasy is not happening.
其次你关于《女医生》的幻想也不会实现
It's a local telethon, Josie,
这是个加长版筹款秀乔茜
we don't have enough space to recreate The Hunger Games.
我们没足够的时间让你重制《饥饿游戏》
You suck, Barney.
你弱爆了巴尼
Oh, great, you're here.
太好了你来了
You and Virginia ready to rehearse?
你跟维吉妮亚准备排练了吗
Well, Virginia's not here yet.
维吉妮亚还没到呢
But she will be here soon,
不过很快就会来
and I promise we'll be ready to rock.
我保证我们准备大秀一场了
This means a lot to both of us.
这节目对我们意义重大
Oh, well, great.
好吧好极了
Well, let me know when she arrives,
她到的时候告诉我一下
because we're rehearsing in order,
因为我们按顺序排练
and you're on right after Dancin' Dan jumps the shark.
你就跟在"跳舞丹跳鲨鱼池"后面
Oh, come on, Barney.
别这样巴尼
You know no one's gonna be watching
你也知道"跳舞丹跳鲨鱼池"演完之后
after Dancin' Dan jumps the shark.
就没人看了
Everyone will stop watching long before that.
早在这节目之前就没人看了
Probably sometime during the act when Seamus O'Flathery
也许在谢默斯·欧·弗拉特里用墨西哥口音
counts to a thousand in a Mexican accent.
数一千个数时就没人看了
Give a nice warm welcome to...
让我们热烈欢迎
Wow. Yeah. Uh-huh.
哇霸气
I thought "The Meat Locker" was a weird name for a sports club.
把"冻肉"作为体育俱乐部的名字有点奇怪
This makes a lot more sense.
这下就说得通了
I tell my husband I'm "Playing squash"
我跟我老公说去打壁球
because I don't want him to know I'm coming here.
因为我不想让他知道我来这里
For business.
公事公办
Here's your meat money.
这是你的肉钱
Use it wisely.
好好用噢
Well, thank you.
谢谢
Yeah, strip clubs aren't really my idea of fun.
其实我不觉得脱衣舞俱乐部有什么好玩的
We're here to entertain the Nakamura sisters.
我们来这是巴结中村姐妹的
Just help me close the deal,
帮我搞定这笔生意
and you'll be cruising in one of those sweet
你立马就能坐上粉粉的豪车
pink company sedans in no time.
满世界兜风了
I've always wanted the status that goes along
我一直都想开着这种车
with riding around town in one of those.
在城里转悠呢