家有喜旺（2010）

Raising Hope S04E10

Part 4 Nov. 24, 2020, 1:05 p.m.

Maybe you should take a turn in the bee suit.
要不换你去穿蜜蜂服
What is that noise?
什么声音
Yeah, it's like a... like a buzz or a-a humming.
好像是蜂鸣那种嗡嗡叫
Oh, my God. Jimmy, look.
老天啊吉米快看
Hey, guys, what are you doing?
各位你们在干什么
Look, we have a right to protest.
听着我们有权抗♥议♥
And we have the right to play sweet music
我们也有权用美国制♥造♥的卡祖笛
on American-made kazoos.
演奏美妙的音乐
Oh, please. You guys don't want to play music.
得了吧你们又不是真想演奏音乐
You're just trying to help this company
你们只是想帮助这家公♥司♥
that's gonna destroy the planet that we leave our children.
可它日后会毁了这个我们留给子孙后代的星球
Spoiler alert.
剧透警告
I don't have children.
我没有孩子
We're here to protest your protest.
我们来抗♥议♥你们的抗♥议♥
They can do that? Yes.
他们还能来这手吗是啊
Stupid free country.
愚蠢的自♥由♥国度
But you know what? We don't have to make it easy for them.
但你知道吗我们不必对他们客气
Give me your sign.
把你的牌子给我
Bees are people, too!
蜜蜂也有"蜂权"
Bees are people, too!
蜜蜂也有"蜂权"
Shove your poison up your kazoo!
把毒物塞回你们的卡祖笛
Bees... Bees are people, too!
蜜蜂蜜蜂也有"蜂权"
Shove your poison up your kazoo!
把毒物塞回你们的卡祖笛
Yet another useless invoice that smells like cinnamon.
又是一张没用的发♥票♥ 闻起来像肉桂
Excuse me for making a bold deodorant choice.
原谅我对除臭剂的大胆尝试
I like it. It's like sleeping next to a snickerdoodle.
我喜欢啊感觉像是睡在肉桂饼干旁边
Wait a second. I think I found something.
等等我好像有发现
"Waste disposal procedure.
废料处理程序
Must be dumped in the..."
必须倒进
We need the second page.
我们要找第二页
Well, it's not here. How can it not be here?
没有啊怎么会没有呢
Maybe they have other copies of it hidden somewhere else.
可能他们把备份藏起来了
I bet they do.
肯定是这样
Candyland.
坎迪乐园
That's what Candy the "IT" girl calls the backup servers.
那个叫坎迪的"IT"姑娘就是这么叫备份服务器的
See the file path in the footnote?
看到脚注里的文件路径了吗
Tells you where it is in the network.
这说明了文件在网络上的位置
So I can log in from here using the VPN.
这样我就可以从这里利用虚拟私人网络登录
It's like someone put the document inside parcheesi,
就好像有人把文件放在了巴棋戏里
which is inside snakes and ladders,
巴棋戏又放在蛇梯棋里
which is inside the Internet.
蛇梯棋又放在网上
Nothing.
什么都没有
Can't find it anywhere.
哪里都找不到
Well, Virginia, guess it's back to the drawing board.
维吉妮亚看来是落在绘图板酒吧了[得从头再来了]
That's the bar next to Sombrero Junction
那是宽草帽酒吧隔壁的酒吧
where the gang hangs out.
上次我们一帮人就是去宽草帽
Look, if that Gunderson guy had you shred all those documents
听着如果冈德森让你们粉碎文件
I'm sure he deleted all the files, too.
我相信他肯定已经把所有文件都删了
I feel kind of silly thinking we could make a big corporation
我突然觉得我们想让一家大公♥司♥停止污染
stop polluting.
真是太傻太天真
Maybe it'll make us feel better if we throw all that trash
也许我们把垃圾随便扔到垃圾填埋池里
in a landfill.
感觉会更好呢
I got it!
我知道了
I've been a maid long enough to know
以我当过多年女仆的经验我知道
there's two things powerful people never do:
有权有势的人从不做两件事
notice spare change is missing and take out the trash.
发现零钱不见还有扔垃圾
There it is!
在这里
Oh, my God.
老天呐
They've been dumping in the river every time it rains
他们每次都等到下雨才向河里排污
to cover their tracks.
这样可以掩人耳目
And there you go. Your friend Gunderson signed it.
还有你们的朋友冈德森签名了
Damn you, Gunderson.
去死吧冈德森
You're gonna be the first one to betray our race
一旦类人猿控制了我们的社会你一定是第一个
when the apes take over,
背叛我们人类的
which is bound to happen now that the bees are gone.
既然蜜蜂都死光了你注定要背叛人类了
Well, hey, don't worry. This is exactly what we need
别担心这证据足够我们
to close down the factory.
关闭这家工厂
Close down the factory?
关闭这家工厂
Can't we just get 'em to stop dumping chemicals?
我们不能只让他们停止乱排化学品吗
Yeah, we don't want our friends to lose their jobs.
是啊我们不想让我们的朋友失去工作
Look, you guys, these people are knowingly dumping chemicals
你俩听着这些人是故意将化学品
into a river. They have to be shut down.
排入河流的他们必须停工
Wait.
等等
What if we found a memo
如果我们能找到一份备忘录
that said they didn't do it knowingly?
证明他们不是有意为之的呢
This is Dave Davidson with a channel 3 exclusive.
这里是戴夫·戴维森的第三频道独家报道
It's a dirty story about dirty water.
这是一个有关污水的丑闻
We are the employees responsible
我们是负责将毒物
for dumping toxins in the Natesville river.
排入纳什维尔河的雇员
But we didn't know we were doing anything wrong.
但我们不知道我们做的事情不对
The memo said, "Why don't you just dump the waste
备忘录上写着"你们何不直接把废物
in the river? Semicolon right parentheses."
排入河中呢 :)"
But we-we were new to office work
但我们我们是刚来公♥司♥上班的新人
and hadn't really gotten down the technical jargon.
还没完全弄懂这些技术术语
Now if we got that message, we'd probably "LoL."
现在如果我们再收到那条小心我们可能就会回"LoL"
We really feel colon left parentheses.
我们真的感觉非常:(
That means we're sad.
意思是我们很伤心
Amalgamated kazoo has fired the two employees responsible,
卡祖笛联合公♥司♥已经开除了这两名负责的雇员
yet no criminal charges were filed
但没有提出犯罪指控
as the state deemed it an act of idiocy
因为根据州法律已将其认定为白♥痴♥行为
rather than a crime of malice.
而非恶意犯罪
The board of directors also came down hard on the man responsible
董事会也严厉惩罚了
for hiring the two idiots in the first place.
之前雇用这两个白♥痴♥的负责人
This is Dave Davidson, reporting.
这是戴夫·戴维森为您带来的报道
And now back to Sandy Sanderson with Tuesday's Puppy.
现在节目交回桑迪·桑德森请继续收看星期二小狗狗
Sandy?
桑迪
You did it.
你们做到了
You guys did what my environmental group
你们做到了我的环境小组
could never do,
永远做不到的事
Something.
有点成就
It feels kind of good.
感觉还算不错
On the downside, we look like idiots on the news.
但从不好的一面来看我们在新闻上看着像傻子
Everybody looks like idiots on the news.
每个人在新闻上都看着像傻子
Yeah, but in a week some fat kid will get stuck in a water slide
是啊但再过一周就会有什么小胖子卡在水滑道里
and everybody will forget all about you.
然后大家就会把你们俩忘了
You're right. That's what finally got Iraq off the news.
你说得对伊♥拉♥克♥就是被那种新闻挤下去的
Very impressive how you planted backdated memos
你把以前的备忘录移植到公♥司♥的服务器上
on a corporate server, Virginia.
真是叫人印象深刻维吉妮亚
Yeah, I guess I'm kind of an "It" girl now, too.
是啊我想我现在也算是个"IT"姑娘了吧
Maybe later you could help me, uh,
以后也许你就可以帮我
get a picture off the Internet?
从网上下图片了
Word to the wise:
一点忠告
Never let anyone photograph you
永远不要在真假声切换演唱
while you're yodeling and juggling cucumbers.
或者耍黄瓜的时候让人拍照
Well, I'm gonna miss working at that office.
我会怀念在那间办公室工作的日子的
But we brought the best part home.
但我们把最棒的东西带回家了
So, did you guys see Downton Abbey last night?
你们昨天晚上看《唐顿庄园》了吗
That Dowager Countess,
那位伯爵遗孀
she's spinning a dangerous web.
她正作茧自缚呢