健力士王朝（2025）

House of Guinness S01E02

Part 6 Oct. 11, 2025, 4:11 p.m.

This woman,
她到底是谁？
who is she anyway?
爱伦考克伦
Ellen Cochrane.
我想她比其他人高明一些
She is a cut above the others, I think.
或许由我直接和她交涉会更有效率
Perhaps it would be more efficient if I should deal with her directly myself.
安排一下，莱佛迪先生
Make the arrangement, Mr. Rafferty.
帮我安排会面选个能让那位芬尼亚女子难忘的地方
A rendezvous with the Fenian woman somewhere that'll impress her.
是，健力士先生
Yes, Mr. Guinness.
对了
Oh, and by the way,
如果你
if you ever...
敢再动我可怜姐姐一根汗毛
ever lay one hand on my poor sister again,
我会用尽在这座城市的权力和影响力
I will use every bit of my power and influence in this city
把你送进监狱
to have you thrown in jail
而我捏造的罪名
on some charge I will concoct
会让你余生都在监狱里踩踏车
that'll see you serve out the rest of your life on the treadmill.
我说得够清楚吗？
Do I make myself clear?
非常清楚，健力士先生
Very clear, Mr. Guinness.
故事构想：伊凡娜罗威尔
♪ 从前有个富人，他名叫 Diviizium ♪
♪ Once there was a rich man His name it was Diviizium ♪
♪ 荣耀哈利路亚，嗨罗杰伦 ♪
♪ Glory hallelujah hi rogerum ♪
♪ 他常摆盛宴，款待耶路撒冷的显贵们 ♪
♪ He held high dinners For the swanks of Jerusalem ♪
♪ 荣耀哈利路亚，嗨罗杰伦 ♪
♪ Glory hallelujah hi rogerum ♪
♪ 还有个穷♥人♥，他根本干不了活儿（ableium） ♪
♪ And there was a poor man The work he wasn't ableium ♪
♪ 荣耀哈利路亚，嗨罗杰伦 ♪
♪ Glory hallelujah hi rogerum ♪
♪ 他只求富人餐桌上掉下的碎屑（tableium） ♪
♪ He begged for the crumbs From the rich man’s a tableium ♪
♪ 荣耀哈利路亚，嗨罗杰伦 ♪
♪ Glory hallelujah hi rogerum ♪
♪ 嗨罗杰伦 ♪
♪ Hi rogerum ♪
♪ 嗨罗杰伦 ♪
♪ Hi rogerum ♪
♪ 斯基达马林克嘟嘟噜姆斯基达马林克嘟嘟噜姆 ♪
♪ Skida marink a doodle um Skida marink a doodle um ♪
♪ 荣耀哈利路亚，嗨罗杰伦 ♪
♪ Glory hallelujah hi rogerum ♪
♪ 好了我的歌♥要结束了，我得把真♥相♥说出来（tellium） ♪
♪ Well, now me song is ending The truth I have to tellium ♪
♪ 荣耀哈利路亚，嗨罗杰伦 ♪
♪ Glory hallelujah hi rogerum ♪
♪ 要是你们不信，全都下地狱去吧（Hellium） ♪
♪ And if you don’t believe me You can all go to Hellium ♪
♪ 荣耀哈利路亚，嗨罗杰伦 ♪
♪ Glory hallelujah hi rogerum ♪
♪ 这个故事的寓意是：富人全都是他妈的混♥蛋♥（cuntiums） ♪
♪ The moral of the story is The rich are fucking cuntiums ♪
♪ 荣耀哈利路亚，嗨罗杰伦 ♪
♪ Glory hallelujah hi rogerum ♪
故事灵感来自真实事件
♪ 但我们要上天堂，因为我们都穷得叮当响（brokium） ♪
♪ But we're on our way to heaven 'Cause we're all stony brokium ♪
剧中场景、情节、事件与角色
皆为戏剧效果所虚构
♪ 荣耀哈利路亚，嗨罗杰伦 ♪
♪ Glory hallelujah hi rogerum ♪
♪ 嗨罗杰伦，嗨罗杰伦 ♪
♪ Hi rogerum, hi rogerum ♪
♪ 荣耀哈利路亚，嗨罗杰伦 ♪
♪ Glory hallelujah hi rogerum ♪