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?Baby, don't say?
?不要?
?Don't?
邦妮 谢谢你对这首歌♥如此迷情的演绎
Bonnie, thank you for that, concupiscent interpretation.
接下来这位歌♥手不光慷慨解囊
Our next singer not only gives us his money,
还花了很多时间
he gives us his time.
是他给我们学校主页的水獭加了动画效果
He actually animated the little otter on our school's homepage.
有请我们的朋友 埃德·麦肯齐
Let's bring up my friend and yours, Ed Mackenzie.
埃德你在哪儿 他在那呢
Where are ya, Ed? There he is!
加油 埃德
Go, Ed!
你能稍等一下吗
You know what? Can you give me a second?
是忘了歌♥词了吗
Forgot the lyrics?
?没有一个人能够理解我时?
?When no one else can understand me?
?所有人都认为我做错时?
?When everything I do is wrong?
?你给了我希望和安慰?
?You give me hope and consolation?
?你给了我力量与前进的动力?
?You give me strength to carry on?
?你一直在我身边?
?And you're always there?
?帮助着我?
?To lend a hand?
?完成了每一件事情?
?In everything I do?
?这就是奇迹?
?That's the wonder?
?你的奇迹?
?The wonder of you...?
?你的微笑让世界更加明亮?
?And when you smile, the world is brighter?
?你牵我的手让我变身国王?
?You touch my hand and I'm a king?
?你的亲吻是我最大的财富?
?Your kiss to me is worth a fortune?
?你对我的爱是我的一切?
?Your love for me is everything?
?我可能永远无法知道?
?I guess I'll never know?
?你为何会?
?The reason why?
?如此爱我?
?You love as you do...?
我马上回来
I'll be right back.
?这就是奇迹?
?That's the wonder?
?你的奇迹?
?The wonder of you...?
他唱得真好
He's so good!
我去下洗手间
I'm going to the restroom.
好
Okay.
梅德琳
Madeline?
亲爱的 怎么了 看着我
Honey, what's wrong? Look at me.
呼吸 你得呼吸
Breathe, you have to breathe.
出什么事了
What's happening?
我出轨了
I cheated on Ed.
什么
What?
我出轨了
I cheated on Ed.
是很久之前的事了 但我...
It was a long time ago, but I...
我觉得自己差劲极了
I feel like a horrible person.
我是个骗子 我他妈就是个骗子
I'm a liar. I'm a fucking fake.
-不 你不是 -他是我心目中最棒的男人
- No, you're not. - He's the greatest man I've ever known.
我就是个自私的贱♥人♥
I feel like a selfish fuck.
不 你是个好人
No, you're an amazing person.
你并不完美 大家都不完美
And you're not perfect. Welcome to the club.
我们都有问题
We're all fucked up.
梅德琳喝多了
Madeline was out-of-her-mind hammered.
我是下一个
I'm up next.
好吧 梅梅刚刚跑了
Okay. Maddie just ran away.
太奇怪了
It was so weird.
我就想告诉她 他唱得有多好
I just wanted to tell her how good he is.
-埃德吗 -你比他好 宝贝 别闹
- Ed? - You're better, baby. Stop it.
我去拿喝的 你要吗
I'm gonna get a drink. Do you want one?
-要 -好
- Yeah. - Okay.
?你的爱?
?Your love...?
瑟莱丝特
Celeste.
?我可能永远无法知道?
?I guess I'll never know?
?你为何会?
?The reason why?
?如此爱我?
?You love me as you do...?
你没事吧 亲爱的
Are you okay, sweetie?
?这就是奇迹?
?That's the wonder?
?你的奇迹?
?The wonder of you...?
可能是喝多了"水獭湾"鸡尾酒才这么觉得
It might be those Otter Bay drinks talking,
但埃德·麦肯齐 你可唱到我心里去了 先生
but, Ed Mackenzie, I think you're the wonder of me, sir!
大家掌声献给埃德
Let's hear it for Ed, everybody.
真是太特别了 埃德 真特别
That was just special, Ed. Just special.
大家伙 我们需要短暂休息一下
Folks, we're gonna take a quick break from our singing Elvises
好去准备抽奖
so we can knock off the raffle.
我们今晚的益智问答环节
And our trivia portion of the evening
将在一小时后开始
will be starting in one hour.
我会先问第一个问题
And I'll give you the first question.
哪位明星有一头宠物小鹿
Which celebrity kept a pet deer,
"猫王"还是奥黛丽·赫本
Elvis or Audrey?
好好想想 我们马上回来
Think about it and we'll be right back.
谢谢大家
Thanks, everybody!
你好吗
So, how you doing?
-好极了 -好
- I'm doing great. - Good.
我今天才知道
I just found out today.
亲爱的 艾玛贝拉当时明确指了齐格
Honey, Amabella pointed right at Ziggy.
不不 那是因为她怕他 害怕麦克斯
No, no, because she was frightened of him, of Max.
这是私人定制的吗
Is this custom-made?
-你说什么 -私人定制的
- I'm sorry? - Custom-made?
确实是
Yeah, exactly.
-我失陪一下 -当然 请便
- Will you excuse me for a second? - Sure, yes, please.
-我们稍后再谈 -好
- We'll talk later, though. - All right, guys.
-你们真美 -你也很帅
- You look great. - You, too.
戈登 你好啊
Gordon, how are you?
我们稍后再谈
We'll-- we'll talk more.
你们刚刚说了什么
What-- what did you guys talk about?
没什么
Nothing.
-我们能回车里吗 -别说了
- Can we go back to the car? - Stop.
你见到梅德琳了吗
Have you seen Madeline?
嗯 邦妮说 她刚才走开了
Yeah, according to Bonnie, she just stepped away.
你还是去照顾一下她吧
You might wanna go tend to her.
什么意思
What do you mean?
她好像喝多了
Well, I think she just, you know, misdrank a little.
又喝多了
Again.
我不是有心惹你生气 抱歉
I didn't mean to offend. Sorry.
不 我觉得你是有心的 内森
No, I think you did, Nathan.
你就是故意惹我生气
I think you did mean to offend.
而且我也不觉得你对此感到抱歉
I don't think you're sorry, actually.
怎么了 埃德
What's wrong, Ed, man?
你不满意自己刚才的表演吗
You're not happy with your performance up there?
是吗
Yeah?
你今晚会完败 知道吗
You're gonna get your ass kicked tonight, you know that?
亲爱的
Baby?
埃德 你表演得真棒
Ed, that was great.
-你们俩怎么了 -没什么 就跟平时一样
- Okay, what's going on? - Nothing, nothing. Just the usual.
-埃德表现得很混♥蛋♥ -来打一架吧
- Ed's being a dick and-- - Let's do it.
我的天呐 你们俩怎么回事
For God's sakes, what is wrong with you two?
他这几周一直想挑事跟我♥干♥一架
He's been trying to pick a fight with me for weeks.
-我是帮梅德琳说话 混♥蛋♥ -别打了
- I'm standing up for Madeline, dick! - Stop it.
你能别这么激动吗
Will you relax?
天呐
God.
我亲眼看见埃德·麦肯齐把酒洒在了邦妮·卡尔森身上
I personally saw Ed Mackenzie throw his drink at Bonnie Carlson.
我不敢告诉他
I'm afraid to tell him.
我想告诉他
I mean, I want to tell him,
但我害怕他会因此而伤心欲绝
but I'm afraid I will hurt him so bad.
-真替你难过 -但我不能那么对他
- I'm so sorry. - But I can't do that to him.
-有请内森·卡尔森 -天呐
- ...Nathan Carlson! - God.
-亲爱的 没事 -我帮你
- Babe, it's okay. - Here, let me...
埃德 没事
Ed, it's fine.
走吧 上台吧 亲爱的
Go on, your turn, baby.
走吧 亲爱的 上台吧
Just go. Baby, go.
亲爱的 我没事
Baby, I'm all right.
让大家惊艳吧
Go knock them down.
好
Okay.
再一次掌声欢迎 内森·卡尔森
One more time, Nathan Carlson!
他来了 开始吧
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