亚莉克莎与凯蒂（2018）

Alexa & Katie S01E09

Part 1 May 10, 2021, 11:20 a.m.

-早安妈妈 -嗨
- Morning, Mom. - Hey.
记得我对没法上学只能通过
So, remember how I was upset about missing school
视频聊天上课感到不爽吗
and having to FaceTime into my classes?
我记得你跳到我床上大喊
Do I remember you throwing yourself on my bed and yelling,
"医生毁了我的人生"吗
"The doctors are ruining my life"?
依稀记得吧
Vaguely.
凯蒂和我想出了完美的解决方案
Well, Katie and I came up with the perfect solution.
砰便携亚莉克莎
Bam! Portable Alexa.
我喜欢
I like this!
现在你去上大学时我们就不用分开了
See? Now when you go away to college, we never have to be apart.
是啊只可惜我大学那边信♥号♥♥很差
Yeah, too bad my college has really bad reception.
再见
Bye.
现在凯蒂和我依然可以竞争
Now Katie and I can still compete
舞蹈委员会的一席之地
to be chairs in the dance committee.
我喜欢他们依然
Mm. I love that they still
让新生策划冬季舞会
let the freshmen plan the Winter Formal.
我记得我当年赢的主题是
Oh, I remember when I won with the theme...
"冬日仙境"
..."Winter Wonderland."
我可能以前提过我只是想激励你
Well, I may have mentioned it. I was hoping to inspire you.
你确实激励了我...
Well, you did inspire me...
冲浪时间
Ha! Surf's up!
...选完全不同的主题
...to go a totally different way!
"冬日夏威夷"
Winter Luau!
这是冬天的夏威夷派对
It's a luau in the middle of winter.
是的我懂
Yeah, yeah. I got it.
姑娘们选择冬季舞会的主题
Girls, selecting the Winter Formal theme
是肯尼迪高中的光荣传统
is a proud tradition at Kennedy High.
再说一次我赢过
Which, again, I won.
别担心洛莉
Don't worry, Lori.
我们从初中时就开始准备了
We've been getting ready for it since middle school.
我们会赢的
We're gonna win it.
是啊
Yeah, well,
用老掉牙的相同创意是不会赢的
we're not gonna win by using the same old tired ideas.
那在当时是开创性的
That were groundbreaking at the time.
我希望你在家里能做成
Well, I hope you can do this from home.
我们没问题
We got this.
是的亚莉克莎在iPad上我在那里
Yeah, Alexa will be on the iPad and I'll be there.
独自一人
By myself.
当着所有人的面
In front of everyone.
我希望你在家里没问题
I hope this works with you doing it at home.
当然了我们是搭档
Sure! We're partners.
就像我们一起在那里一样
It will be like we're there together.
对
Right.
对
Right!
但别忘了带上我
B-But don't forget to take me.
对
Right.
-你想我吗 -嗯
- Did you miss me? - Mm.
有一点
Mm-hm. You know, a little bit.
好
Ok.
深呼吸
Take a big breath.
你要进我背包里了
You're going in my backpack.
不里面太黑了
Oh, no! It's dark in there!
我把你弟弟送上校车了
I got your brother on the bus,
但我们追了那车两条街
but we had to chase it for two blocks.
我发誓司机看到我了
I swear that driver saw me.
但现在我因为冲后车窗丢了石头而成了坏人
But now I'm the bad guy for throwing a rock at the back window.
我记得我们过去追校车的时候
Aw! You know, I remember when we used to run after the bus.
记得我让你丢石头吗
Remember when I let you throw the rock?
最棒的生日
Best birthday ever.
天啊杰克从没给我看过这个
Oh, man! Jack never showed me this.
今天是家长职业日
Today is Parent Career Day.
如果我再错过一次学校活动
If I miss another school event,
他们会收回我的"世界上最好的妈妈"杯的
they're gonna take away my "World's Best Mom" Mug.
那不是你在足球场上捡的吗
Hey, didn't you find that on a soccer field?
我觉得是杯子选择了我
I'd like to think that it found me.
走吧哥们
Let's go, buddy.
吃了蛋吃光光
♪ Ate my eggs, ate them good ♪
像乖宝宝一样吃了蛋
♪ Ate my eggs just like I should ♪
早餐歌♥ 你小时候以后再没唱过了
"The Breakfast Song"! You haven't sung it since you were little.
我必须录下来
I've got to record this.
用刀叉
♪ With a fork and a knife ♪
就吐司
♪ And a little piece of toast ♪
亲爱的这是独唱
Honey, it's a solo.
早餐是我最爱的一顿饭
♪ Breakfast's the meal I love most ♪
好耶
Yay!
我们唱上车歌♥吧
Let's sing the "Getting in the Car" Song.
五六七八
Five, six, seven, eight.
-上车 -该上路了
- ♪ Getting in the car ♪ - ♪ Time to hit the road ♪
-我们再练 -好
- We'll work on it. - Yeah.
亚莉克莎与凯蒂第一季第九集
因为我们都要和亚莉克莎一起上课
So, since we all have classes with Alexa,
所以我们轮流带着她
we'll take turns bringing her with us.
我必须说我挺喜欢这样的
I have to say, I'm not hating this.
我可以上网涂脚趾甲
I can go online, paint my toenails...
吃小圆饼
...get my Pop-Tart.
年级教室通知
Homeroom announcements.
明天我们在食堂选拔舞蹈委员会委员
Ah. Tomorrow, we select dance committee chairs in the cafeteria.
当我是新生时
Now, when I was a freshman,
某个俗气的人用"冬日仙境"主题获胜了
some lame-o won with Winter Wonderland.
凯蒂我们应该最后一个上整点大场面
Katie, we should go last and finish big.
已经上课了
Class started.
年级教室又不是真课
Homeroom isn't a real class.
不好意思你说什么门多萨
I'm sorry, what was that, Mendoza?
不我只是在说我们的展示
No, I was just talking about our presentation.
抱歉我听不见
Oh, I-I'm sorry. I can't hear you.
-不 -你能声音大点吗
- No! - Could you speak up?
教练我爱年级教室
Coach, I love homeroom!
舒服
Nice!
希望我的所有学生都有音量键
I wish all my students had a volume button.
谢谢莱拉的妈妈
Thank you, Leila's mom,
卡里米警官
Officer Karimi,
以及她的搭档乐高
and her partner, Lego!
爪
Foot.
戴夫你来这里做什么
Dave, what are you doing here?
杰克要我来参加职业日我以为你知道的
Jack asked me to come for Career Day. I thought you knew.
他为什么那样做
Why would he do that?
我是个飞行员
Well... I'm a pilot.
杰克
Jack.
妈妈
Oh, hey, Mom.
你为什么要戴夫来
Why did you ask Dave to come?
他是个飞行员
He's a pilot.
接下来杰克的邻居
Up next, we have Jack's neighbor,
戴夫·门多萨
Dave Mendoza.
他是个飞行员
He's a pilot!
不不
Oh, no, no. Uh...
我的确是而且很令人激动
Well, I am and... it's exciting.
但是杰克妈妈的工作也很酷
But uh Jack's mom has a really cool job, too.
大家好
Hi, everybody!
我是一家大保险公♥司♥的
I am the director of human resources
人力资源主管
for a big insurance firm!
我工作时坐在一个有趣的健身球上
I-I sit at a desk on a fun exercise ball,
我解决人与人之间的问题
and I solve people problems.
已经有人提问了请讲
Ooh, I already have a question. Yes?
你飞越过闪电吗
Have you ever flown through lightning?
常事
All the time.
有一次两个引擎都失灵了
Once, we lost power in two engines...
但现在是杰克妈妈的时间
But uh... this is Jack's mom's time.
关于人力资源的有趣之处...
Uh... An amazing thing about HR--
-你的飞机能飞多快 -你上下颠倒飞过吗
- How fast does your plane go? - Have you ever flown upside down?
你能在海上降落吗
Can you land on the ocean?