雷蒙·斯尼奇的不幸历险（2017）

A Series of Unfortunate Events S02E10

Part 4 July 20, 2020, 3:04 p.m.

山上的秘密总部而烦恼
about the secret mountain headquarters
以及他们父母是否真有一人还活着
and whether one of their parents was alive
在等着他们
and waiting for them.
珊妮你能把这根面条咬短点吗
Sunny, you think you can shorten this noodle?
但他们该担心的是奥拉夫伯爵
But they should have been troubled about Count Olaf,
他在那一刻也没有睡觉
who, at that moment, was sleepless himself.
听听它们那饥饿那不会知足的食欲
Listen to them. That hunger. That insatiable desire.
可怜的生灵
Those poor creatures.
他们很快就会有人可吃了
They'll have someone to eat soon enough.
我们聊聊我想要的吧
Let's talk about what I want.
生还的波德莱尔父母的所在地
The location of the surviving Baudelaire parent.
你说你明天会告诉我答案
You said you would give me the answers tomorrow.
现在已经过了午夜算是明天了
It's after midnight. That makes it tomorrow.
早上再来我的奥拉夫
Come back in the morning, my Olaf.
圣灵都是想什么时候说话什么时候说的
Spirits, they talk when they talk.
他们最好开口
They'd better.
我很耐心璐璐
I'm a patient man, Lulu,
但耐心就像刺耳的外国口音
but patience is like a grating foreign accent.
会被渐渐消磨掉
It can wear thin.
等等圣灵他们让我看到了预见
Wait. Wait. Spirits, they are sending me vision.
是的你对一个高尚的人做了件大坏事
Yes. It's a terrible thing you did to a noble man.
现在我感应到了名字
And now, I am getting a name.
雅克·斯尼奇
Jacques Snicket.
雅克·斯尼奇妨碍了我
Jacques Snicket got in my way.
去问问圣灵后来结果如何吧
Ask the spirits how that turned out.
这怎么回事
What happened here?
一颗水晶球出了意外
A crystal ball has accident.
幸好璐璐夫人批量地买♥♥啊
Good thing Madame Lulu buy in bulk, huh?
你不会接待过来自
You wouldn't have had any guests
海姆立克医院的客人吧
from the Heimlich Hospital, would you?
没有
No. No.
帅哥奥拉夫是璐璐夫人很久以来的第一位访客
Handsome Olaf is Madame Lulu's first visitor in long time.
是吗
Really?
那这个怎么来的
Then how did this get here?
圣灵行事非常神秘
Spirits work in mystical ways.
而且璐璐夫人最近去做过检查
Also, Madame Lulu recently have checkup.
定期体♥检♥的确很重要
Well, regular health care is important.
明天见了我的奥拉夫
I'll see you tomorrow, my Olaf.
你会见到我的
You certainly will.
-好样的 -谢谢
- Well done. - Thank you.
引擎的动力应该可以
The engine should be powerful enough
带我们到山上了
to get us all the way to the mountains.
它能拉得动
Will it be able to hold the weight of
璐璐夫人的档案图书馆吗
Madame Lulu's archival library?
试试便知
Let's test it and find out.
乘坐过山车
Riding a roller coaster
是普通孩子会做的事
is the sort of activity normal children do.
走吧
Here we go.
波德莱尔孩子们的生活里
There are few truly happy moments
有为数不多的一些真正开心的时刻
in the lives of the Baudelaire children.
但这不是其中之一
This is not one of them.
但很接近了
But it's close.
在外与志愿者碰头时
When meeting a volunteer in the field,
可以用一句密语
you may determine their allegiance
来确定对方是敌是友
with the use of a code phrase.
"这里的世界很安静"
"The world is quiet here."
你可能觉得这句话很奇怪
This may sound to you like a curious statement,
好像是一个秘密组织的座右铭
like the motto of a secret organization,
或是一个陌生人会对你说的话
or something a stranger might say to you
当他开着出租车来接你
when he picks you up in his taxi
并邀请你将自己的才华用于服务世界
and invites you to use your talents to benefit the world.
这一路上损失将在所难免
There'll be losses along the way.
我们或许无法完全取胜
We may never triumph, not completely.
我们或许会暂时被打败
We may be defeated, at least for a time.
但我们永远不会消失
But we will never disappear.
只要还有高尚博学的人
Not so long as there are noble, well-read people...
-愿意接过火炬 -愿意接过火炬
- To take up the torch. - ...to take up the torch.
要去哪吗
Going somewhere?
你在这儿啊我的奥拉夫你起的好早
Oh, there you are, my Olaf. You are so early.
圣灵还在睡呢真懒
Spirits still sleeping, like lazy goat.
等会儿吧去跟那个埃斯梅吃早餐酒和汽水
Wait and go get breakfast wine spritzer with that Esmé lady,
大概一小时后再回来
and come back in, say, an hour. Yes.
圣灵到时就可以进行占卜了
Spirits will be ready for big fortune-telling show then.
我今早不需要听占卜了璐璐
I won't need a fortune-telling show this morning, Lulu.
-是吗 -是的
- You don't? - No.
情况有变计划有变
Things are different now. Plans have changed.
我现在有自己的节目了
I've got my own show now.
看啊早起的观众已经到了
And look, the early crowd arrives.
狮子坑在这边各位
Right this way to the lion pit, folks!
你们也来
You, too.
请到这边来欣赏暴♥力♥和邋遢的吃相
Step this way for violence and sloppy eating!
有人看见老大的大面条了吗
Has anyone seen the boss's giant noodle?
看卢老师怪胎啊
Look, Mrs. Bass. Freaks!
别别把我的名字喊出来我在潜逃呢
Don't! Don't say my name out loud. I'm on the lam.
抱歉我就是好激动
Sorry, I'm just very excited.
《每日琐碎报》上说
The Daily Punctilio says,
"其中一个怪胎会被吃掉"
"One of these freaks will be eaten!"
那最好了
I sure hope so.
我自从抢了银行后就没怎么消遣了
I haven't had any fun since I robbed that bank.
我等不及想来点娱乐了
Oh, I'm starving for entertainment.
我听说狮子也等不及吃东西了
I hear the lions are starving, too.
你刚说银行怎么了
What was that about a bank?
女士们先生们
Ladies and gentlemen,
我觉得这可能是你们这辈子最刺♥激♥的一天
I think this may be the most exciting day of your entire lives.
欢迎欢迎欢迎
Welcome, welcome, welcome...
来到卡利加里嘉年华的大帐篷结局
to the Caligari Carnival's Big Top Finale!
谢谢
Thank you.
我是马戏团长奥拉夫伯爵
I am your ringmaster, Count Olaf,
但跟你们在
but a different Count Olaf
报纸上看到的不是一个
than the one you've read about in the papers,
那人已经死了
who is dead.
难以置信
How incredible!
谁知道居然有那么多一条眉毛
Who knew there were so many counts
叫奥拉夫的伯爵呢
with one eyebrow named Olaf?
我们都很帅
We're both very handsome.
但不说我了
But enough about me.
女士们先生们
Ladies and gentlemen,
在这个坑里
inside this pit
是两头饥饿的狮子
are two starving lions.
站在坑边的
And standing beside said pit
是五个美味的怪胎
are five delicious freaks!
我很高兴这是我最后一天穿这件衣服了
I'm glad this is my last day in these clothes.
想想看我很快就将加入奥拉夫伯爵的剧团
Just think soon I'll be part of Count Olaf's troupe.
你们真要把璐璐夫人推进坑里吗
Are you really gonna push Madame Lulu to the pit?
开玩笑吗我什么都愿意做
Are you kidding? I'll do anything
只要我再也不用像个怪胎一样生活
if it means never having to look like a freak again.
仔细看这些怪胎
Look closely at all these freaks.
雨果让人瞩目的难看驼背
Observe Hugo's hideous hump.
科莱特让人咯咯笑的荒诞柔术
Cackle at Colette's cockamamie contortions.
凯文让人傻笑的荒谬双撇子手臂
Giggle at the absurdity of Kevin's ambidextrous arms.
贝弗丽和艾略特让人讥笑的
Snicker at Beverly and Elliot,
怪胎双头
the two-headed freak.
还有让人笑到断气的
Laugh so hard you can hardly breathe
狼孩查博
at Chabo the Wolf Baby.
希望会是那个嘴上有疡的男人
I hope it's that man with sores on his lips!
或是那个拿着一袋钱的女人
Or the woman with the bag of money!
我不是怪胎我是一位观众
I am not a freak. I'm a member of the audience.
我只是刚巧有点皮肤问题
I just happen to have a dermatological condition.
这也不是一袋钱这是代数小测试
And this isn't a bag of money. Uh, these are algebra quizzes.
我不管是谁我只希望马戏团里有小丑
Well, I don't care who it is. I just hope this circus has clowns.