雷蒙·斯尼奇的不幸历险（2017）

A Series of Unfortunate Events S02E09

Part 7 July 20, 2020, 3:03 p.m.

你们中一颗头不错
One of your heads was good.
-你觉得他计划做什么 -不是好事
- What do you think he's planning? - Nothing good.
但这给了我们可乘之机来
But it gives us an opportunity. Come on.
跟我来
Come with me.
你可以说说你对我裙子的看法
You can tell me what you think of my dress.
我们没有多少时间
We don't have much time.
埃斯梅不可能永远缠住璐璐夫人
Esmé won't be able to keep Madame Lulu distracted forever.
奥拉夫说帐篷变冷了充满了烟雾
Olaf said the tent got cold, filled with smoke,
然后他看见了来自过去的鬼魂
then he saw ghosts from the past.
-这你要怎么解释 -反正不是魔法
- How do you explain that? - Not with magic.
珊妮在医院给我的发带
Maybe the ribbon that Sunny gave me at the hospital
或许能帮我思考
will help me think.
冷空气可能是因为二氧化碳
The cooling air could be carbon dioxide
在一个干冰机器里升华
converting to gas in a dry ice machine.
这就解释了温度变化和烟雾
That would explain the temperature change and the smoke.
我听说过用投影仪和棱柱透镜投放影像
I've heard of illusions using the projector and a prismatic lens.
如果水晶球是透镜
If the crystal ball is the lens...
-那么投影仪就在下方 -没错
- That means the projector is underneath. - Exactly.
图像通过水晶球看起来像圣灵
The images come through the crystal ball to look like spirits.
璐璐夫人在用科学和科技
Madame Lulu is using science and technology
让人相信那是魔法
to make people believe it's magic.
但她跟奥拉夫伯爵说了我们的事
Yeah, but she told Count Olaf all about us.
她怎么知道的
How would she know all that?
《每日琐碎报》
The Daily Punctilio.
那她是个骗子
Then she's a fraud,
她并非真知道我们父母是否还活着
and she doesn't really know if one of our parents is alive.
对不起克劳斯
I'm sorry, Klaus.
我也希望有奇迹
I wanted a miracle, too.
不可能全是假的
It can't all be fake.
这里肯定有什么
There has to be something here
并非...烟雾和透镜的骗人把戏
that isn't just... Just smoke and mirrors.
用非常聪明...
In the words of a very wise...
蒙蒂叔叔
Uncle Monty.
-生活就是神秘事件的谜语 -神秘事件
- Life is a conundrum of esoterica. - Of esoterica.
-我想他了 -我也是
- I miss him. - Me, too.
约瑟芬婶婶在跳舞
Aunt Josephine, dancing.
她看着好开心
She looks so happy.
也很勇敢
And brave.
我们跳舞吧
Let's dance.
不好意思不戴眼镜我什么都看不到
Oh, excuse me. I can't see things without my glasses.
-奥威尔医生 -她现在也不在了
- Dr. Orwell. -Well, she's gone now, too.
这卷胶卷里的很多人都死了
So many people in this film are dead.
就像是看到来自过去的鬼魂
It's like watching ghosts from the past.
但为什么璐璐夫人有这个
But why does Madame Lulu have this?
因为一切都是有联♥系♥的
Because they're all connected.
不管VFD是什么它跟雅克·斯尼奇有关
Whatever VFD is, it has something to do with Jacques Snicket,
跟我们父母我们的监护人有关
with our parents, our guardians.
跟奥拉夫伯爵和奎格梅尔们有关
And Count Olaf and the Quagmires.
-跟我们有关 -也跟璐璐夫人有关
- And us. - And Madame Lulu.
或许她确实了解我们父母的事
Maybe she know something about our parents after all.
我们还没搜过那个衣橱
We haven't searched that cabinet yet.
这里像一个秘密图书馆
It's like a secret library.
这些伪装看着像奥拉夫伯爵的
Those disguises look like Count Olaf's.
但不可能是他的还在他车里
They can't be the same. His are still in his car.
我觉得不是同一套
I don't think they are the same.
它们只是同一套伪装工具的一部分
I think they're just part of the same disguise kit.
-那儿写着"多种伪装" -又是VFD
- It says, "Various fakery disguises." - More VFD.
又是胶卷
More films.
*他们会吃掉你的脚*
*They'll eat your feet*
*他们会啃你的脑袋*
*They'll munch on your head*
这是我们跟蒙蒂叔叔一起看的电影
That's the movie we watched with Uncle Monty.
*你是一道美味...*
*You're a tasty...*
其实我希望人们能从
What I really want people to take away
我电影中获知的是主题
from my films are the themes,
角色当然
the characters and of course
还有字幕里的秘密消息
the secret messages in the subtitles.
例如我的角色可能说
For example, my character might say,
"黛博拉请把我的茶几还我"
"Deborah, please return my end table."
但通过小望远镜看
But look through the spyglass,
你就能看到"局"一词
and you see the word "Department."
在外与志愿者碰头时
When meeting a volunteer in the field,
可以用一句密语
you may determine their allegiance
来确定对方是敌是友
with the use of a code phrase.
雅克·斯尼奇
Jacques Snicket.
"这里的世界很安静"
"The world is quiet here."
那句话在邓肯的摘录簿里有
That phrase was in Duncan's commonplace book.
在失去了我们最好的驯狮员和她丈夫后
With the loss of our best lion tamer and her husband,
我很遗憾地宣布猫科志愿侦探
I'm afraid the Volunteer Feline detectives
已经逃至远郊
have escaped into the Hinterlands.
杰奎琳
Jacquelyn?
"小姑娘你有好好待你妈妈吗"
"Well young lady, have you been good to your mother?"
这句暗语的意思是
Now, that code means
快逃你的房♥子着火了
run away, your house is on fire.
服务员拉里
Larry, our waiter.
秘书伪装
Secretary disguise.
船长伪装
Boat Captain disguise.
新娘伪装
Bride disguise.
警探伪装
Detective disguise.
纵火犯伪装
Arsonist disguise.
这是一套伪装工具
It is the disguise kit.
这些档案包含了我在
These files contain a report on the tragic events
海边墨镇学徒时期发生的悲惨事件
that transpired during my apprenticeship at Stain'd-by-the-sea,
-他是谁 -他长得像雅克
- Who's that? - He looks like Jacques.
直到现在才能说出
which had to wait until now to be told
这是出于对幸存者和版权法的尊重
due to respect for the surviving parties and copyright law.
新婚夫妇笑一个
Let's get a smile from the newlyweds.
两对夫妇都要笑好了吗
Both sets of you. Ready?
三二一
Three, two, one...
古冈左拉干酪
Gorgonzola!
-我们的父母 -我们的监护人
- Our parents. - Our guardians.
他们都是同一个组织的人
They were all part of the same organization.
-一个神秘组织 -用暗号♥
- A secret organization... - That uses codes.
-和伪装 -他们还会灭火
- And disguises. - And they put out fires.
志愿灭火组织的名字是...
There's a name for a volunteer organization that puts out fires.
志愿
Volunteer.
-消防 -局
- Fire. - Department.
-志愿 -消防
- Volunteer. - Fire.
VFD
VFD.
我知道你的小秘密
I know your little secret.
我不懂拜托斯瓜勒太太在说什么
I don't understand, please, what Mrs. Squalor is saying.
是斯瓜勒女士去掉口音吧
It's Ms. Squalor. And you can drop the accent.
骗不了我
It doesn't fool me.
我知道你到底是谁
I know who you really are.
你当然知道
Of course you do.
我是璐璐夫人卡利加里嘉年华的占卜师
I am Madame Lulu, fortune-teller at Caligari Carnival.
我是埃斯梅·琪琪·珍妮薇芙·斯瓜勒
And I am Esmé Gigi Geniveve Squalor,
城里第六重要的财政顾问
the city's sixth most important financial advisor.
所以别把我当做刚下电车的
So don't treat me like some school librarian
学校图书管♥理♥员♥
who just stepped off the trolley.
这可悲的妆容这滑稽的假发
That pathetic makeup. That ludicrous wig.
-我知道你在干嘛 -拜托是什么呢
- I know what you're doing. - And what, please, is that?
你想撬我的男友
You're trying to steal my boyfriend!
什么没有
What? No.
拜托我不懂你在说什么拜托
Please, I do not know what you are talking about, please.
-拜托 -这我刚说过
- Please. - That's what I just said.
我被拉着在远郊到处跑已经够糟的了
It's bad enough I've been dragged all over the Hinterlands,
这里没有时髦餐厅没有时髦精品店
and there are no in restaurants, no in boutiques.
我被迫用帐篷的碎片自己做了条裙子
I'm forced to make my own dress out of a few scraps of tent.
我不会为一个马戏团的被甩
I will not be thrown over for a carny.
离我男友远点
Stay away from my boyfriend,