雷蒙·斯尼奇的不幸历险（2017）

A Series of Unfortunate Events S02E08

Part 1 July 20, 2020, 3:03 p.m.

雷蒙斯尼奇的不幸历险第二季第八集
改编自雷蒙·斯尼奇原著
Look away
别看了
Look away
别看了
Look away
快别看了
Look away
真心别看了
This show will wreck your evening,
看了这剧晚上睡不着
your whole life and your day
白天闷得慌人生都绝望
Every single episode
每一集
is nothing but dismay
都只会让你心塞
So look away
所以别看了
Look away
别看了
Look away
别看了
The Baudelaires are hiding
小波德莱尔们藏到了一个
In a place crawling with doctors
满是医生的地方
Count Olaf's close behind them
而奥拉夫伯爵紧随而至
With his troop of lousy actors
还带着他那帮差劲的演员
Something dreadful happens
之后的情况很不妙
With a big, sharp rusty knife
还有一把锈迹斑斑的利刀
So if I were you
所以如果我是你
I'd find some other way To spend your life
就另找其他事做打发人生
Just look a way
快别看了
Look away
别看了
There's nothing but horror
等待你的只有
and inconvenience on the way
恐怖和麻烦
Ask any stable person
去随便问个正常的人
should I watch
"这剧该看吗"
and they'll say
他们都会告诉你
look away
"赶紧别看了"
Look away
别看了
Look away
别看了
Look away
别看了
Look away
别看了
Look away
别看了
Look away
别看了
Look away
别看了
Look away
别看了
敌意医院
下
好累
有麻烦了
怎么找
她被藏起来了
浪费
休息一下
休息室
装医生
幽闭恐惧
名单
芭布丝之物
今日病人名单
假名
字母意面
阿尔·方库特
奥拉夫伯爵
呀
维奥蕾特·波德莱尔
人头
切这里
拖
气体关闭
进那里
璐璐夫人无所不晓
卡利加里嘉年华
吉普赛怪胎
占卜
璐璐的水晶球
幸运数字周四周五周六
海姆立克医院
我们必须继续走珊妮
We have to keep going, Sunny.
我也累了
I'm tired, too,
但我们必须找到维奥蕾特不然就太迟了
but we have to find Violet before it's too late.
你觉得那是真的吗
Do you think it's true?
你觉得咱们父母中真有人在大火中幸存吗
Do you think one of our parents survived the fire?
很难形容
It is difficult to describe
克劳斯和珊妮·波德莱尔
how Klaus and Sunny Baudelaire felt,
藏在海姆立克医院的邮件传送通道里时的心情
hiding in the mail delivery vents at Heimlich Hospital.
所以容我解释一下
So, allow me to explain it
通过讲述发生在
by describing something that
我的好友西林先生身上的事
happened to my good friend, Mr. Sirin.
西林先生是一位鳞翅类学者
Mr. Sirin was a lepidopterist,
这个词通常指
a word which usually means
研究蝴蝶的人
a person who studies butterflies.
对西林先生来说
In Mr. Sirin's case,
这个词还意味着被政♥府♥官员
it also meant one who is being pursued
追捕的人
by government officials.
开门西林
Open up, Sirin.
我们来讨要你的蝴蝶了
We're here for your butterflies.
快快
Quickly. Quickly.
当被秘密警♥察♥包围时
As the secret police closed in,
西林先生尽可能地张大了他的嘴
Mr. Sirin opened his mouth as wide as he could
生吞了所有的蝴蝶
and swallowed every last butterfly, alive and whole.
西林先生被捕了
Mr. Sirin was captured,
但他的蝴蝶逃过了
but his butterflies were safe
政♥府♥的审讯
from government questioning.
你看
You see?
你的问题就在这里
There's your problem right there.
为纪念西林先生
It is in memory of Mr. Sirin
当一个人觉得特别不安焦虑时
that when a situation is particularly fraught or tense,
会被形容为好像"胃里有蝴蝶"
a person is said to have butterflies in their stomach.
胃里有蝴蝶
Having butterflies in one's stomach
可不是什么愉快的感受
is not a pleasant feeling,
但这能最好地形容
but it is the best way to describe
克劳斯和珊妮·波德莱尔
how Klaus and Sunny Baudelaire felt,
藏在敌意医院的通道里
hiding in the vents at a hostile hospital,
目睹奥拉夫伯爵和埃斯梅·斯瓜勒
watching Count Olaf and Esmé Squalor
把他们的姐姐拖向未知凶险时的心情
drag their sister toward perils unknown.
我的诊断是你被抓到了
My diagnosis is that you've been captured.
我的医学见解是得除掉一切
In my medical opinion, it all has to go.
你们不是真医生
You're not real doctors.
你们这么做是逃不掉的
You'll never get away with this.
你只说对了一件事
You're right about one of those things.
你说得对
You're right.
我们得救出维奥蕾特
We've got to rescue Violet
然后逃离这家敌意医院
and get out of this hostile hospital.
什么鬼
What the devil?
我的档案我的胶卷我的文件
My files, my films, my paperwork.
我要把这事归到D 灾难和欺骗
I file this under "D" for both disaster and deceit.
谁会做这么丧尽天良的事
Who would do such a terrible thing?
请注意
Attention.
我是玛他提亚·医学院医生
This is Dr. Mattathias Medical School,
人力资源部和医院行政部主管
Head of Human Resources and Hospital Administration.
我跟派对策划毫无关系
I have nothing to do with party planning.
请注意
Please be aware that
波德莱尔三凶手中的两个
two of the three Baudelaire murderers
被发现出现在医院内
have been spotted in the hospital.
如果你看到任何
If you see any children
你在《每日琐碎报》上见过的孩子
whom you recognize from the Daily Punctilio,
请抓住他们并交给
please capture them and give them
你能找到的最时髦的护士
to the most stylish nurse you can find.
谢谢
Thank you.
我想吃炸鱼薯条
I'm in the mood for fish and chips.
-亲爱的麦 -什么
- Darling, the intercom. - What?
麦
The intercom.
什么埋抱歉
"Inter" what? Oh. Sorry.
你好
Hello.
你打的蝴蝶结确实漂亮埃斯梅
You really do tie a beautiful bow, Esmé.
我就是觉得她需要打扮一下
I just thought she needed a little sprucing up.
对不起我听不清你说什么
I'm sorry, I can't hear you
你嘴上贴着胶带呢
with the tape over your mouth.
我说...
I said...
真夸张
So melodramatic.
你并不是什么医学院医生对不对
You're not really Dr. Medical School, are you?
你是那个可怕的奥拉夫伯爵
You're that awful Count Olaf.
叮叮叮
Ding, ding, ding.
我怎么这么蠢
What a fool I've been.
我早该知道不该
I should have known better