天生冤家（2015）

The Odd Couple S02E11

Part 3 March 5, 2021, 12:51 p.m.

穿着毛衣背心在路上慢慢地开
Cruising down the street in your little sweater vest
你有天赋
Ah, you're a natural.
我本应该第一个邀请你的丹妮
Oh, I should have asked you first, Dani.
我就需要你的帮助与支持
Your nurturing presence is exactly what I needed.
好
Okay,
当然不许碰司机
no touching the driver, of course.
看路前方有
Hey, look-- there's, uh, some sort of pigeon convention
鸽子大会
in the road up ahead.
它们走了它们总会走的
Ah. They move. They always move.
没走它们一点都没动
Not moving. Wow, they're not moving at all.
鸽子们在相互挑战
The pigeons are, uh, are playing chicken.
费里斯放松我开了这么多年车我从来都没
Felix, relax. In all my years of driving, I never... Uh-huh.
他们为什么不动
Why aren't they moving?!
他们选择死亡
They are choosing to die!
你开错道了
You're in the wrong lane!
费里斯回到你的道上
Felix, get back in your lane!
我不久将进入天堂
♪ Oh, I'll soon be in Heaven ♪
有这么多羽毛我看不见
I can't see with so many feathers!
和主在一起
♪ With my Lord, yes, I will ♪
我不久将进入天堂和主在一起
♪ Oh, I'll soon be in Heaven with my Lord... ♪
感谢主让我摆脱
Oh, thank you, Lord, for delivering me
死亡的魔爪
from the clutches of death.
你前三次这样做还挺有意思的
Okay, that was funny, like, the first three times,
但我觉得主明白了
but I think the Lord gets it.
奥斯卡我要选一天不上班
Oscar, I'm clocking out for the day.
我要在救济厨房♥中当志愿者
I'm gonna go volunteer at a soup kitchen.
我在车里发了很多誓
I made a lot of promises in that car.
那么
So...
进展如何
how'd it go?
是啊
Ha-ha. Yes.
落井下石你嘲笑我吧
Rub it in. You can have a laugh.
你肯定喜欢接下来这个笑话我放弃了
I'm sure you'll love this next knee-slapper: I quit!
等下你要放弃
Wait, you're giving up?
那句在生命蜿蜒的路上
What happened to not being a passenger
不能再当一名乘客的大话呢
on life's winding road?
你想让我说什么奥斯卡我失败了
What do you want me to say, Oscar? I failed.
我当司机的梦想破灭了
My dreams of being a driver are no more.
我就想让你这么说
Well, that is what I wanted you to say.
但我现在感觉很糟因为它听起来比预期更伤感
But now I feel bad 'cause it sounded sadder than I thought.
外面的世界太疯狂了
It's just too crazy out there.
路太混乱我不是那块料
I'm not built for the chaos of the road.
你总念叨的那家斯里兰卡餐厅叫什么名字
Say, what's the name of that Sri Lankan restaurant,
它听起来很糟糕
the one you're always talking about
离着也很远
that sounds awful and far away?
你是指扬克斯的僧伽罗咖喱城♥堡♥
You mean the Sinhala Curry Castle in Yonkers?
大概是吧
I'm afraid I do.
我请你吃饭怎么样走吧我开车
How about I treat you to dinner? Come on, I'll drive.
也许只是为了分散我的注意力
Oh. That might be just the thing
不让我总想着失败谢谢奥斯卡
to distract me from my failure. Thank you, Oscar.
斯里兰卡食物是什么
What is Sri Lankan food, anyway?
要看你说的是哪个区域了
Well, it depends what region you're talking about--
卡杜纳亚克还是尼甘布
Katunayake or Negombo.
谢谢你解释清楚
Thanks for clearing that up.
奥斯卡我真高兴我们来吃了
Oh, Oscar, I'm glad that we did this.
山羊稞图吃够了吗
Did you get enough of the goat kottu?
我一口没吃所以吃够了
I had none, so yes, I had enough.
奥斯卡你没事吧
Oscar, are you okay?
牦牛发酵乳鸡尾酒
That fermented yak's milk cocktail
劲儿还挺大
really packs a punch.
我告诉过你别喝太多
I told you to go easy on the yaquiris.
你喝醉了吗能开车吗
Are you drunk? Can you drive?
不能你开吧
I don't think I can. Maybe you should.
奥斯卡你知道我不能开
Oscar, you know I can't do that.
我们在扬克斯的斯里兰卡区离家几英里远
We're miles away from home in the Sri Lankan part of Yonkers!
跑到这么大老远的地方是你的主意
Well, it was your idea to come all the way out here.
怪我这张馋羊肉的嘴
Oh, damn my goat tooth!
这是你干过的
This is the most irresponsible thing
最不负责任的事了
that you have ever done.
肯定不是的
Well, I'm sure that's not true.
费里斯你可以的
Felix, you can do this.
好吗
Okay?
好吧好吧
Okay. Okay.
别喊了别喊了
Stop screaming! Stop screaming!
你竟然喝得这么醉
I can't believe you got so drunk.
你太没责任心了
That was so irresponsible.
名垂千古的温斯顿·丘吉尔曾说过...
In the words of the immortal Winston Churchill...
你还是接着喊吧
Go back to screaming.
天呐你看到那辆卡车开得有多快了吗
Whoa! Did you see how fast that truck was going?
记下车牌号♥ 好让我们投诉...
Write down the number, so we can call and complain to...
现在他没影了
Well, now he's too far away.
这个体制真让人堪忧
That's a terrible system.
我们来点音乐吧
Let's just listen to some tunes.
不不关掉我不能分心
No, no, please, turn it off-- I can't be distracted.
音乐会让你冷静下来
When you listen to music it calms you down.
它是"松弛剂"
It's a relaxative.
精神松弛[镇定剂] 生理松弛[治便秘]
不能这么说吧能这么说吗
That can't be right. Is that right?
那太好笑了
It's hilarious.
听爵士乐太好了
Oh, listen-- jazz! Perfect!
爵士乐跟开车一样你得随机应变[即兴演唱]
Jazz is like driving-- you have to improvise.
跟着节奏敲手指
Tap your fingers to the beat.
松下方向盘你疯了吗
And release my grip from the wheel? Are you crazy?
就跟你常说怎么用鸡毛掸子一样
It's like what you always say about feather dusting.
"手轻握恰当扫"
"Grip lightly, clean rightly"?
没错
That's right.
好吧我试试吧
Okay. I'll give it a try.
瞧放轻松
See? Just chill out.
别胡思乱想
Get out of your head.
好好
Okay. Okay.
瞧很好我正敲着拍子呢
Look at that. Very good. Look, tapping.
是啊
Yeah.
边敲拍子边开车呢
I'm tapping and I'm driving.
很好
All right.
各位司机同仁好啊
Hello, fellow drivers. Aah...
你好费里斯·昂格驾车大神
Hello, Felix Unger, driving machine.
瞧瞧我奥斯卡我是驾车大神
Look at me, Oscar, I'm a driving machine.
是你是啊
Yes, you are.
你没喝醉是吧
You're not drunk, are you?
是那些牦牛奶酒喝不倒我
Nope. Those were virgin yaquiris.
我要你坐上驾驶位别胡思乱想
I needed you behind the wheel and out of your head.
骗了我如果我没开好可能酿成惨祸
Tricked me. This could have ended in tragedy.
但并没有看来某人欠某人一个道歉啊
But it didn't. I think someone owes someone an apology.
奥斯卡那是烟吗
Oscar, is that smoke?
糟了
Oh, boy.
"糟了" 慢着那是什么意思
"Oh, boy"? Wait, wh-what is "Oh, boy"?
你能先道歉吗
Could I get that apology first?
说一句"对不起"就行
Just a quick "I'm sorry" will do.
-奥斯卡 -好吧检查引擎灯
- Oscar! - Okay, the "Check engine" light
亮了一段时间但一个月后就灭了
was on for a while, but after a month it went out,
所以我以为没事了
so I figured everything was fine.
灯灭了是因为灯泡坏了
It went out because the bulb died
就跟你脑子坏了一样
like the one in your head!
怎么办怎么办
What do I do? What do I do?
靠边停车
Pull over. Pull over.
但慢慢来刹车不太好用
But go easy-- the brakes are bad.
看来车冒烟了
There seems to be some smoke emanating from the vehicle.
奥斯卡人家讨厌你
Oscar... I strongly dislike you.
我不怪你
And I don't blame you.
但看看你的表现你随机应变了
But look what you did-- you improvised,
你把车开到了安全地带
you drove us to safety.
你被扔进了深水池