大世界之旅（2016）

Bonjour, madame!
当哈蒙德和梅与办公室工作人员混战时
[Jeremy] As Hammond and May battled with the office staff,
艾比和我在前面争夺头筹
Abbie and I were up front fighting for the lead.
专注的神情
Determined face.
速度
Speed!
你可能是个赛车手 但我比你多40马力
You may be a racing driver, but I've got 40 more horsepower than you.
不好 等等
Oh, no. Hang on.
我觉得我的仪表盘要掉下来了
Ah. Think my dash appears to be coming off,
反正它也不是必需品
but I'd say that wasn't necessary.
法国汽车往往会甩掉你可以失去的东西
French cars tend to shed the stuff you can lose.
保险杠、电动车窗 诸如此类的东西
Bumpers, electric windows, all that sort of stuff.
实际上,你所剩下的是一个非常坚固的传动系统,发动机
What you're left with is, actually, an incredibly tough drivetrain, engine.
哇.波特先生
Whoa. Monsieur Le Porter.
没错,这就是我的机会
Right, this is my chance.
不是我的机会
Ooh, [bleep]! Not my chance. -[laughing]
是的,她向我竖了手指.她绝对是一个法国女人
Yep, she gave me the finger. She is definitely a French woman.
货真价实
That's the real deal there.
天啊,这东西太棒了
God, this thing's so good.
她搞砸了！
Oh, she's cocked it up!
你这狗♥娘♥养♥的！
[in French] You son of a female dog! [bleeping]
给我滚蛋吧
Go away in a reproductive manner.
当我们进入最后几圈时
[Richard] As we entered the closing laps,
我终于超越了詹姆斯那更强大的雷诺
I finally overtook James' much more powerful Renault.
借用詹姆斯的一句话 “来吧 小帕格”
Stealing a line from James then. "Come on, little Pug."
然后…
But then...
我熄火了
I've died.
发生了什么事？
What's happened here?
天哪
Oh, dear.
它罢♥工♥了
It's gone on strike.
随着比赛进入最后两圈
[Jeremy] As the race entered the final two laps,
詹姆斯还在持续收到
James was still being humiliated
颇具娱乐性的法国新手的羞辱
by the brilliantly-entertaining French novice.
我还在为了胜利而与艾比战斗
And I was still fighting Abbie for the win.
该死的！
[Jeremy] Damn it!
太糟了！
[James] Oh, balls!
是的.强大的标致领先了！
Yes. The mighty Peugeot is in the lead!
加油！加油！加油！加油！
Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on!
最终盛宝赢了
[Jeremy] So, the Saxo won.
不过没关系
But it doesn't matter
因为我们所有人都玩得非常开心
because all of us had had so much fun.
而且…
And...
我们证实了很重要的一点
we'd made an important point.
在不疯狂的时候法国人可以制♥造♥出非同凡响的汽车
The French can make spectacular cars when they're not being bonkers.
但问题是
But here's the thing.
有时候非同凡响的汽车是在他们疯狂的时候
Sometimes they can make spectacular cars
造出来的
when they are.
欢迎大家欣赏法国产汽车中最华丽的…
Welcome, everyone, to the most magnificent French car of them all.
雪铁龙SM
The SM.
雪铁龙2.7升双门轿跑车
A Citroen coupé with a 2.7 liter
引擎盖下的是玛莎拉蒂V-6发动机
Maserati V-6 under the bonnet.
从本质上讲 这应该是法意式的
This, in essence, really, is Franco-Italian.
这个组合是可行的
And that can work.
让阿莱西,他是法裔意大利人
Jean Alesi, he's Franco-Italian,
奥利维尔吉鲁、埃里克坎通纳,大卫吉诺拉也是
so is Olivier Giroud, Eric Cantona, David Ginola.
这个组合很给力
That worked well.
是的.所以你在这一系列中会得到
[Richard] Yeah. So what you got in one of these
是法式的复杂性和意式的脆弱性
was French complexity and Italian fragility.
是的
Yeah. Yeah.
举一个复杂性的例子,它没有油门连杆
To give you an example of the complexity, it doesn't have a throttle linkage,
像这样的那种 但它拥有另一种
as such. Well, it does,
是一根杆,然后连着一段电线
but you get a rod, then a bit of cable,
然后是另一跟杆,然后它会穿过排气管…
then another rod, then it goes through the exhaust.
确实如此
It does. -[both laughing]
直接从发动机出来 -然后就出来了
And then it comes out. -It's basically engine-out.
还有另外一个例子,引擎盖下的所有电线都是黑色的
[Jeremy] And here's another good one, all the wiring under the bonnet is black,
所以你不知道那些电线接的都是哪里
so you've no idea where it's going or where it came from.
全部都是黑的.我不理解
It's just all black. I don't know.
不需要理解 好用就行了！
They don't really work.
我喜欢那里的“停止”灯
It's the "stop" light there that's what I love.
那是最大的停车标志
The biggest stop sign.
是的 它甚至没有… -“停下来！”
Yeah, it doesn't even... -"Just stop!"
“许多事情中的一个又出问题了”
"One of a number of things has gone wrong again."
这就是它想表达的
That's what it says. -[both laughing]
“这是一个巨大的信♥号♥♥灯用来告诉你 停下来是不可避免的”
"This is a really big light to tell you, inevitably, stop."
“你还在期待什么？
"What did you expect?
“这是你知道即将到来的时刻
"Here is the moment you knew was coming.
“而且你必须立即停止 否则就会死亡”
"And you must stop instantly or die."
但是…我们可以说一下外观吗？
But... can we just mention the looks?
这是有史以来最好看的汽车之一
[Jeremy] It's one of the best-looking cars ever made.
有些棱角 会稍微有点钝重的感觉
[Richard] Some angles, there's a sort of gawkiness to it,
我知道我们之前也说过 真正的、本质上的美不仅仅是
which is, I know we've said it before, but real, true beauty isn't just
那种互联网上的 虚假的… -对
that sort of Internet, fake... -[Jeremy] No.
完全的对称 它有一种棱角感
[Richard] ...perfectly-symmetrical. This has an angularity to it.
非常漂亮
Oh, it's stunning.
告诉你我喜欢什么,我喜欢那份拥有SM的人的名单
I'll tell you what I love, is the list of people who owned an SM.
是个好名单吗？ -兼收并蓄
Is it good? -Oh, eclectic.
有格雷厄姆格林、勃列日涅夫
You've got Graham Greene, Brezhnev,
海尔塞拉西
Haile Selassie,
演《六百万美元先生》的李迈杰斯
Lee Majors, The Six Million Dollar Man, John Barry,
为邦德系列作曲的约翰巴里
the guy who wrote the Bond stuff.
伊迪阿明拥有七辆
Idi Amin had seven of them.
七辆SM
Seven SMs.
万一其中一辆起作用了呢
[Richard] Just on the off-chance one of them worked.
但真正有趣的是
[Jeremy] But this is the really interesting one.
滚石乐队的比尔怀曼
Bill Wyman from The Stones,
U2乐队的亚当克莱顿
okay, Adam Clayton from U2
和酷玩乐队的盖伊贝里曼
and Guy Berryman from Coldplay.
他们都是贝斯手 且都拥有一辆SM
They're all bassists and they all had SMs.
那是因为没有人会注意贝斯手
That's because nobody ever looks at the bassists.
他们总是站在后面
They're always standing at the back.
“不要再盯着主唱看了
"Stop looking at the lead singer.
“我有一辆拉风SM” -“看着我！”
"I've got a sodding SM." -"Look at me!"
我喜欢这辆车 -我真的很想要一辆
I love this car. -[Richard] I really want one.
我能感觉到那边传来的一个男人渴望某种东西的气场
I can feel the vibe of a man wanting something coming from over there.
我认为你应该买♥♥一辆这样我就可以去看看了
And I think you should have one so I can look at it.
它太特别了
[Richard] It's so special.
我想成为那种类型的人
And I wanna be the kind of person that would,
开着这款车出发
well, set out
开着这款车到达 -是的,但你永远到不了那里
to turn up in one. -Yeah, you'd never get there.
到不了的 -但你会是一个乐观主义者
No. -But you'd be an optimist.
人们会看到你
People would see you
并以为你只是一个乐观的白♥痴♥
and assume you were just an optimistic idiot.
是的 -我其实也差不多是那样
Yes. -Which I kind of am.
我们在开篇的时候询问
[Jeremy] You know, we started out by asking,
“法国人是怎么回事？”
"What is the matter with the French?"
答案是
And the answer is,
没怎么,也不怎么
not much, not really.
我们喜欢他们的食物,他们的酒,他们的血性
We like their food, their wine, their bloody-mindedness,
而且事实证明
and, it turns out,
我们也喜欢很多他们的车
we like a lot of their cars as well.
但我们不想给你留下我们喜欢所有法国车的印象
But we don't want you to get the impression we like all of them.
因为我们并不是
Because we don't.
这是我们讨厌的雪铁龙普鲁瑞尔
This is the Citroen Pluriel, which we hate,
一部分原因是因为它很糟糕 但主要原因…
partly because it's horrid, but mainly...
是它愚蠢的顶篷
because of its stupid roof.
你可能认为车顶已经巧妙地折叠起来了
Now, you probably think the roof has folded away cleverly
就像普通敞篷车一样
like it does with a normal convertible.
但它没有
But it hasn't.
它在这里
It's right here.
你必须完全把它取下来
You have to take it off entirely.
如果你早上起来时想“天晴了,我要把车顶拆掉”