大世界之旅（2016）

I decided to give him a present appropriate for someone
我决定给他一样礼物 非常适合送给
who'd just ruined the town's only sports venue.
一个毁掉了镇上唯一运动场所的人
It's a number plate and it's magic, OK?
这是一个车牌 非常有魔力的
Is it? No, it is, it's magic.
是吗 相信我 这很有魔力的
To the ladies and gentlemen at home, it's pixilated.
对于在家观看的女士们和先生们 这会被打码处理
It's only visible to the naked eye.
只有现场的人才能亲眼看见
Ooh, that's quite a strong message
这个用词非常强烈
I mean, obviously you can't read it, because as I say, it's magic.
你们看不清 因为我说了 它很有魔力
We can see exactly what it says and it...
我们看得很清楚这是什么…
That's when it's stationary. Does it still work if it moves?
保持静止的时候才会被打码 如果移♥动♥它会看见吗
Let's test how good it is as magic.
我们来测试一下它有多大的魔力
But the editor of the programme
但是节目的剪辑说
says, "Please don't put it on your car," cos he can't pixelate...
不要把车牌放在你的车上 因为他没法给它打码
Because we can't afford to pixilate the rest of the film. Yes, OK. Understood.
我们没有预算给后面的片子都打码 能理解的
But you can put it on your office desk.
你可以把它放在你自己的办公桌上
Can we get this ramp up, and get... Guys.
我们可以升起坡道吗 各位 出发吧
Yes. OK, ramp up, please.
可以 好的 请升起坡道
As we'd be out at sea for a while,
我们出海了一阵子之后…
Richard broke out his research books.
理查德拿出了他的研究书籍
And here we are. Olivier Levasseur, La Buse.
在这里 奥利佛莱维塞尔 拉布斯
There's the cross. There it actually is. A picture of the cross on his ship.
十字架就在这里 真的就在这 这是十字架在他船上的照片
Meanwhile, May and I sat down for a look back at what we'd achieved.
与此同时 我和梅坐下来回顾我们取得的成果
Have you gone fully Bear Grylls? Is that your own urine?
你在学贝尔格里尔斯吗 这是你自己的尿吗
No, no, no, no. It's Chablis.
不是 这是夏布利葡萄酒
Anyway... In less than a week,
总而言之 在不到一星期内
we have managed to cover a staggering 139 miles.
我们成功穿越了令人惊叹的223公里
And our cars...Well, two of our cars are still running.
还有我们的车 其中两辆依然可以跑起来
Phenomenal achievement, really.
了不起的成就 真的
That isn't even a car, really. That is a track-day toy.
这都不算是一辆车 这是赛道日上的玩具
That's a racing car. It is.
是一辆赛车 没错
And all I've done is put some big tyres on it.
我所做的改装只是换上了更大的轮胎而已
I'll tell you what driving the Bentley's like off road.
我跟你说开着宾利越野是什么感觉
It's just this sense of immenseness.
就是一种毫无限制的感觉
It's like being at the birth of a world in there.
坐在里面仿佛就是世界的主宰
There's a sense of enormous power going on.
有一种无穷的力量在流动
Of biblical happenings.
仿若圣经里的宏伟时刻一般
Whereas yours is just this little insect hopping about. Or a goat.
而你的车就像是一只四处跳跃的甲虫 或者山羊
No, I'll tell you what mine is like. What it's like being in the Caterham.
我告诉你开我的车是什么感觉 坐在里面的感受
It's like being invited to the football World Cup final
就好比获邀出席足球世界杯决赛
and they've given you a special seat and it's inside the ball.
然后他们给你在足球里安排了一个特别的坐席
I'd rather be at the birth of a world.
那我宁愿当世界的主宰
In control of the birth of a world. You are not in control,
我有控制世界的能力 而你却控制不了自己
you're just inside a football being kicked about.
你只能在足球里被人踢来踢去
Whereas I am in control.
而我是有掌控能力的
Right, we're gonna have a continent here and we'll have some tides on the moon.
这里放一块大♥陆♥ 在月球的作用下再安排一点潮汐
You know, we'll get that going around, it'll be fantastic. And then we'll have some tectonic plates.
让月亮转起来 好了 我们还要有地壳构造板块
That's not really what happens at the birth of a world.
世界诞生之初可不是这样
Yes, it is. No, it isn't.
有的 没有
Somebody doesn't sit there planning it. But the fact is,
没有人负责坐在里面做规划 但事实是
your car, it is disgusting, James.
你的车很恶心 詹姆斯
I can see germs coming out of it.
我都能看见有病菌从里面冒出来
When you drove through a lake of human effluent,
当你开车经过人类产生的污水塘时
you were covered in it.
你浑身都会被沾透
When I drove through the human effluent,
而当我开车经过的时候
my front window went a bit brown momentarily
我的前挡风玻璃只是暂时变成棕色
and then that was the end of that. I was back to my air-conditioned splendour.
然后很快就过去了 我继续享受空调的美好
That's why mine's better.
所以我的车更胜一筹
Your car's not better. I've got a spotless shirt on.
你的车没有更胜一筹 我的衬衣一尘不染
But that's not the objective. Yes, it is.
这不是比赛的目标 跟一尘不染没有关系
The objective is not to be spotless, it is to find treasure in Madagascar. -There isn't any treasure.
目标是寻找马达加斯加的宝藏 那里没有宝藏
You don't know that. I do know that.
你没法确定这点 我确定
How do you know that? OK.
你怎么知道的 好吧
I used to do this as a kid, but that'd be my teacher on the plank.
我小时候经常这样画画 但是站在木板上的会是我的老师
Now there's someone even better.
现在站在这里的有更好的人选
Soon Pirate Island hoved into view and we prepared to disembark.
很快 海盗岛映入了眼帘 我们准备要下船了
Clarkson! Where are my shoes?
克拉克森我的鞋呢
Having reached land, James and I experienced a strange sensation.
上岸之后 我和詹姆斯体验到了一种奇怪的感觉
Holy mother of God, it's a road!
老天啊 这是公路
Nice, isn't it? It's like coming back inside and standing on the carpet.
真不错 就好像回到屋里能站在地毯上一样
Along with the Tarmac, there was also a mobile phone signal,
除了柏油路之外 这里还有手♥机♥信♥号♥♥
electricity and many shops.
电力和许多商店
That is an actual restaurant.
那是一家真正的餐厅
James and Richard could go and dig a big hole
詹姆斯和理查德或许可以去厨房♥里挖个洞
Put him out of business. Why would you not do that?
让他停止营业 为什么不这么干呢
Roger the Cabin Boy, meanwhile, had found some transport.
与此同时 服务员罗杰找到了代步工具
Yep, I've ended up in a tuk tuk but it's no ordinary tuk tuk.
没错 我坐上了嘟嘟车 但这不是一辆普通的嘟嘟车
It's got a pirate on it.
司机是一位海盗
It's a great ride as well.
坐在上面感觉也很棒
As Hammond bought stupid souvenirs...
正当哈蒙德在购买♥♥蠢到家的纪念品时…
It's a bit more "Arr", a bit more piratey.
要多一点海盗感的
...I found a hotel so May could get back to code cracking.
…我找到了一家酒店好让梅继续破译密文
And in the morning, we set off with James still believing
第二天早上 我们出发了
the locals were laughing at his car...not him.
而詹姆斯依然相信当地人笑的是他的车 而不是笑他本人
Now, I had a bit of a breakthrough last night, viewers.
观众们 我昨晚取得了突破
The cryptograph, La Buse's cryptograph, mentions a Turkish dog,
那个密文 拉布斯的密文提到了土耳其犬
which doesn't actually mean a dog from Turkey.
它并不是指来自土耳其的狗
It means a dog with no hair.
而是指一只没有毛的狗
And when I looked at the map of the island, I realised it looks like a hairless dog.
当我在看岛屿的地图时 我意识到它的形状就是一只无毛狗
And its ear is a beach. A very distinct beach.
而它的耳朵就是一处沙滩 非常独特的沙滩
That's where we're going. That's where I think the crucifix is buried.
这就是我们要去的地方 我觉得十字架埋在了那里
I'm absolutely convinced of it.
我对此深信不疑
Soon we arrived at the completely deserted beach
很快 我们到达了这个荒无人烟的沙滩
which looked nothing like a dog's ear,
看起来根本不像狗耳朵
and immediately my deluded colleagues started to talk gibberish.
我那两位被哄骗了的同事立刻就开始胡言乱语了
So, is this it? Yeah, this is it.
所以就是这里了吗 是的
This is where it is? And it makes perfect sense, actually.
就是这里 这就完全说得通了
If you're in a cartoon. No. If you're fleeing from the Royal Navy
在卡♥通♥片里才说得通吧 不是 如果你在逃避皇家海军
and you unload the treasure and you quickly bury it before they get to you.
从船上卸下宝藏趁被抓之后要赶紧埋好
The obvious place to bury it is on the beach, cos it's easy to dig.
那显然就是要埋在这里 因为挖掘起来更容易
So we could right now be standing on it? You could be.
我们现在可能就站在上面吧 有可能
It could be under our feet. But it could be over there. This is quite a big crescent,
可能就在我们脚下 可能在那 这是个大型的月牙湾
so I would suggest we divide it up into three,make sure we don't miss any of it.
我建议兵分三路 确保不错过分毫
So, Hammond, you take that third. Gladly.
哈蒙德 你负责那三分之一 乐意至极
I'll go in the middle. You go down the far end.
我负责中间这块 你去远处的那边
Right. Come on, lads.
好 来吧
We've come a long way to do this, let's get to work.
我们大老远过来 开始干活吧
Since we were looking for a 220-pound gold cross,
由于我们要找的是重达100公斤的黄金十字架
the best tool for the job was clearly a m etal detector.
完成这项工作的最佳工具明显是金属探测仪
I should check it works.
我应该检查一下它能不能正常工作
See if it can find my Swiss hill climb knee.
看看它能不能找到我在瑞士爬山赛后新换的金属膝盖骨
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
可以
Wooh. Yep, it definitely works.
没问题 绝对能行
It is possible that when I find it, it'll be grizzly, because pirates used to,
可能等我找到之后会有点恐怖 因为海盗经常会在埋藏宝藏时
when they buried their treasure, bury a prisoner on top of it...
把囚犯放在上面陪葬
...so the ghost would protect the treasure.
好让他们的灵魂来守护宝藏
Meanwhile, and as you'd expect, I was doing things properly.
与此同时 如你所想的那样 我选择了正确的方法
It's gonna take a long time to do this beach,
搜寻这片沙滩要花好长时间
so I'm gonna assemble four metal detectors on this rudimentary trailer that I've put together,
所以我要在这辆原始的拖车上组装四台金属探测仪
and then I can detect four times as much beach in one pass and I can use the car.
这样我的检测范围变成了四倍 而且还可以开车
Given that we'd be conducting this fools' errand in the blazing heat,
由于我们要在酷暑中做这份愚蠢的差事
I decided my time would be better spent building some kind of shelter.
我觉得我要更好地利用时间来搭一个棚子
Excellent, excellent.
很好
By late morning, my treasure-detecting solution system was finally ready.
在中午之前 我的宝藏探测系统终于准备就绪了
Let's do this in a systematic way.
我们来系统性地做探测吧
The great thing about this, of course, is that my wheel tracks will show me
这个方法的好处是我的车辙会显示出
which bits I've already done. It's a bit like ploughing a field.
哪些地方已经探测过 就像在犁地一样
Bugger.
混♥蛋♥
Having turned my treasure-detecting trailer
我把宝藏探测拖车
into a treasure-detecting sledge, I set off once more.
变成了宝藏探测雪橇之后 我又一次出发了
50 mill. There's no tax on it, is there?
五千万英镑呢 应该不用交税吧