大世界之旅（2016）

It was the perfect place for the Viet Cong to wage guerrilla warfare...
这里就是越共的游击天堂...
against America's little unarmoured war boats.
目标是打击美军无装甲的船只
Initially, the crews were trained in America by the army,
起初 船员们都是在美国由陆军训练的
and then they were trained by the navy,
而后 他们接受海军的训练
and then they were told to just come out here and get on with it.
然后他们被告知直接上前线 随机应变
They literally put four teenagers, as often as not,
基本上 他们就是把四个小年轻
on an armed speedboat and sent them out here to do fighting.
送上武装快艇 派到这来直接打
Armaments?
装备咋样?
Well, all of the boats had twin 50 cals upfront...
所有的船头都配了两把点五零口径的机♥枪♥
and a single 50 at the back.
然后在船尾再单配一把
But, beyond that, the captain could fit what he wanted.
但除此之外 船长可以加装想要的装备
Some went for 40-millimetre grenade launchers.
有的要了40毫米榴弹发射器
Some had 60-millimetre mortars.
有的选了60毫米迫击炮
Some had rocket launchers.
有的是火箭发射器
Some carried Claymore mines to leave on the banks.
有的则带阔刀地雷 放在河岸上
And it was the same free-for-all when it came to air support.
至于空袭增援 那就是人人可叫了
Some PBR captains called in fast jets when they were attacked.
有些快艇船长遭遇袭击就会呼叫快速空袭
And some preferred to work in tandem with helicopter gunships.
还有的喜欢武装直升机伴飞作战
Some guys, however, liked to handle the fight on their own.
但有些人 就喜欢独♥立♥作战
There was one guy called James E Williams.
曾有个叫詹姆斯·E·威廉姆斯的
He came round a corner. His route was blocked
转弯的时候 路线受阻
by eight enemy boats all firing at him.
8条敌船朝他开着火
So, he ordered his front machine-gunner to fire back,
于是 他命令船头的机♥枪♥手回击
and then engaged full speed
然后全速前进
and rammed into the enemy boats.
冲进了敌人的船队
Then he turned round, engaged full speed again,
继而 他调过船头 再次全速给油
and rammed into the ones that hadn't been turned into matchwood
撞向那些第一次
on his first pass.
还没被撞烂的敌船
He got the Congressional Medal of Honor for that one.
他因此获得了国会荣誉勋章
And I'm not surprised.
而且我一点不意外
Of course, you'd imagine that a plastic boat
显而易见 你会觉得一条塑料船
would be easy pickings for a sniper hiding in the undergrowth.
会很容易成为灌木丛中 狙击手的目标
But that's not so, as I shall now demonstrate.
但实则不然 让我来展示一下
PBR captains would always drive very fast,
内河巡逻艇的船长会一直高速前行
so they had steering, and very close to the bank.
这样就能十分靠近河岸
If it was the bank where the sniper was hiding...
如果这就是狙击手潜伏的河岸...
I mean, if you're in there, you've got no chance.
如果你在那 你是没有射击机会的
All you have to do is keep the hammer down and keep close to a bank.
你只需要时刻保持全速 靠岸行驶
Then you're a sniper's nightmare.
这样你就是狙击手的噩梦了
Oh, shit.
噢 淦
Right, what I've just done is - there's no other word - I've crashed.
好吧 我刚才干的...没得洗 就是撞船了
How have you done that?
你是咋开上那的?
OK, what happened was I came round this corner here,
额 我刚才开到这边这个弯
there were some school children swimming,
然后那边有几个学生仔在游泳
and a shark was homing in for an attack.
有条鲨鱼要游过来袭击
So, I ran the shark down, and then got stuck in my own wake.
所以我就开船去赶它 最后困在自己的尾流里
And it's just... Well, I've crashed now.
就...现在就这样了呗
But the school children are all fine.
但孩子们都没事
At first, a camera crew tried to pull me off,
起初 有条摄影船试着把我拉出来
but the PBR was too heavy.
但这快艇太重了
Now what are you gonna do?
现在你咋办?
Well, that's a good question.
额 问得好
We were all stumped.
后来我们都搁浅了
And that's because we hadn't reckoned on the ingenuity of the locals,
这是因为我们都忘了本地人的智慧
who decided to pull the boat from the front.
他们决定拖船头
Right, um... Ooh, it's moving. Is it?
好了 噢 现在动弹了 对吧
It's actually... Uh, we're moving.
在动了... 船动了
I'm moving. I am moving.
动了动了
I am absolutely staggered.
我给震惊到了
Look at this! This is a four-ton boat.
瞧瞧啊 这可是四吨♥的船
Yes!
耶!
You are a genius!
你们真是天才啊!
I must admit, that was a fantastic effort.
我必须得说 这忙帮得真牛皮
I didn't think that was gonna shift.
我还以为那玩意根本不会动的
You know, people always say, "How did the Vietnamese beat
你想啊 大家老问 "越南人是怎么"
the French, the Chinese, and the Americans?"
“打退了法国 中国 还有美国的?”
I think we've just seen an example of it.
我想刚才就是个很好的展示了吧
And, many miles back, on the porn set,
在好几公里的大后方 那个毛♥片♥船上
there was more good news.
还有些好消息
There it is! I'm back in the running!
好啦 我鼹鼠又回来了!
Both engines running on eight cylinders and running well.
俩引擎都带着8个工作的气缸 运行正常
Plus, I'm no longer on fire or sinking.
此外 我也没着火 没漏水
All of us were running well, in fact.
事实上 我们三都跑得好好的
The finish line was in striking distance
终点在咫尺之间
and even though our weird collection of boats
而且即便我们这组奇葩船队
had been captained by two terrible sailors and a hopeless navigator,
是由两名渣渣水手和一个没得救的领航驾驶的
they had, nevertheless, survived this epic adventure.
三条船 在这段壮阔的旅途里都挺了下来
It's really windy!
风真的很大!
No?
不行吗?
Come on! Come on! Come on!
加油 加油加油啊!
No, I won't have this! Yeah!
不行 我不允许! 耶!
Oh, God.
噢苍天啊
Here we go into the reeds.
开进水草了
Sleeping... elephant.
睡着的...大象
Oh, my God.
噢天了噜
Sorry.
抱歉啊
Oh, cock.
哦 我去!
Hammond! Hammond! Hammond!
哈蒙德! 哈蒙德!
Ah, that didn't fit.
啊 尺寸不对嘛
Oh, we've lost the thing that's got us lost.
噢 现在把给咱们整弄迷路的导航整丢了
Well, this is crap, isn't it?
咱这就是一团糟啊 是吧?
Oh, shit!
该死
20 miles to go.
还剩32公里了
What can possibly go wrong?
还能出啥岔子呢
As it turned out, just about everything.
结果 啥岔子都来了
This time, the rain was the heaviest we'd seen.
这回的雨 是我们遭遇最大的雨
Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
啊 我X 我X
This is grim.
阴冷得不行
(BLEEP) hell, I can't see a thing.
糟糕 我啥也看不清了
Soon, we were completely lost.
很快 我们完全迷路了
Have I overtaken you? Have you seen me go by?
我刚才超过你了吗? 你刚看我经过没
I can't see a (BLEEP) thing and I can't steer.
我是啥也看不见了 也没法转向
When the rain did eventually clear,
当雨最终停了下来
we realised we had emerged into the one thing
我们意识到自己已经碰上了那件
I'd been trying so desperately to avoid.
我一直极力避免的东西
OK, well, now, what we've done...
好 现在我们是...
what I'm doing here...
我现在在做的是...
That's the sea.
那边就是海了
30 miles of open ocean lay between us
在我们和头顿的终点之间
and the finishing line at Vung Tau.
是48公里的开阔海域
But, as the water didn't look too rough...
但是 海面看起来不是很汹涌...
we decided to put on some life jackets and go for it.
我们就决定穿上救生衣 直接前进了
I've been thinking. Jeremy?
我在想啊 杰瑞米
The sea is in some ways a lawless place,
某种程度上说 这海上是没啥法律的
but in others there is a strict code, isn't there?
但其他层面讲还是有些严格的规矩的 对吧?
You stick together through thick and thin, face perils as one.
你得跟伙伴团结一致 共度难关
Yeah. Thing is, though,
对 但问题是
to operate efficiently as a team,
要让团队协作有效率
each team member has to be at their optimum.
每个成员都得拿出最好的状态来
At this speed, I'm not at my best. I have no steering.
就现在这个速度 我不是处在最佳状态 我都掌不了方向
And so...
于是...
Three, two, one... Go.
三 二 一... 走起
Funny.
真好笑吼
As it turned out,
结果看来
that would be the last funny moment of the day.
那是今天唯一有意思的瞬间了
Oh, my God!
噢滴亲娘啊
Argh, fuck!
啊 我X
I'll try standing up, see if that helps. With bent knee.
我试着站会儿吧 看看能不能好受点 弯着膝盖
Oh, no! Oh, God.
啊没卵用啊 天了
God above, this is just awful.
老天 太可怕了