大世界之旅（2016）

You can't drive that around! You can! Because...
你不能开这玩意儿到处转悠啊 能啊 因为...
You probably don't know this, but... Vietnam won.
你或许不知道这事 但是...越南赢了
So driving that through Vietnam
所以开这船进越南
is like walking through Old Trafford, which is where Manchester United play,
就像是穿过曼联的老特拉福德球场
in a Charlton Athletic shirt.
却穿着查尔顿竞技队的队服
It doesn't matter, cos you're a loser.
这无伤大雅 反正你是个手下败将
They don't mind.
他们不在乎
You believe that?
你能相信么
Is that... Is that a Scarab?
等一下...那是条圣甲虫吗
Yeah.
没错
Hammond, you have accidentally chosen
哈蒙德 你或许不小心选了一条
quite a good boat... Have I?
一条好船啊... 我有吗
...if you were on the inter-coastal waterway in Miami.
如果你是在迈阿密的内岸水路上的话
You see, that's cool.
走着瞧呗 这船很帅啊
I've got two V8s in that.
我可有俩V8在那船里呢
I've got two V8s in there. How many horsepower?
我也有俩V8在我船里 有多少马力啊
850 in total, 425 per engine.
总共850匹马力 每个425匹
It's too much. What have you got?
这太多了 那你有多少
350 a side. I've got 700 in total.
每台350匹 我的一共有700匹马力
850. Yeah, but that's better.
我有850匹 是啊 但我的更棒
It's not.
才没有呢
What do you think May will have?
你觉得老梅头会开什么来
Sunk. Probably, with a bit of luck.
沉船 或许吧 我们运气好的话
Soon, his late arrival was explained.
不久 他迟到的原因便一目了然
He'd come from the 18th century.
他又从18世纪回来了
Look at that!
瞧啊
That's the world's least appropriate thing!
这估计是世界上最寒酸的东西了
What was he thinking of?
他脑瓜子到底在想些什么啊
How old is that thing?
这玩意儿多老了
James? About 60.
老梅么 将近60岁了
You ready with this rope?
你们准备好抓住这绳子了么
Hang on, it's going backwards.
稍等 它在往后走
Why's it doing that?
这玩意儿怎么回事啊
He is absolutely hopeless.
他是真的无可救药了
He's got one knob and one wheel.
他的船有一个船舵和引擎把手
Oh, here he comes.
哦 他过来了
He's trying a new technique here.
他在尝试新的技巧
He's broken his flagpole.
他把他的旗杆弄坏了
James? Yes?
梅老头 干啥
That's the most inappropriate thing I've ever seen.
这是我见过最不和环境的东西了
What do you mean?
你啥意思
Well, it's entirely not designed for where we are.
这完全不是为了我们现在在的环境设计的
It's a river boat.
这是条内河船啊
We're on a lake. It's a pleasure craft.
我们是在湖上啊 这是一条慢游艇
But we're gonna be on rivers.
但我们后面得去河流上啊
And it's only a gentle lake. It's not stormy or anything.
这还只是个湖 还没有暴雨或者什么东西
Really?
你说什么?
Have you got a big V8? No, of course I haven't.
你这船有个大V8么 没有 我当然不会有啦
What is it? It's a fourcylinder diesel.
那是啥 是个四杠柴油机
Power? Yes?
想知道马力? 对啊
99 horsepower.
99匹马力
When was your boat built? 1939.
你船什么时候造好的 1939年
Sorry...it's 80 years old? Yes.
不好意思...它80岁了 是的
It's 80? It's older than the Battle of Britain.
它80岁了 它比不列颠之战还要久远
So it's an antique.
所以它算是古董咯
It is an antique, yes.
它算是个古董了 没错
You're sailing in a sideboard. Pretty much.
但你这是在把老餐柜当船开啊 基本上是了
How much was it? £16,000, inc
这价格得多少啊 15万人♥民♥币
What? You paid 16 for that?
啥 你花了15万人♥民♥币就为了这
That's chea... That's a Ford Focus. And it's got a new engine in it.
这很便... 这是条福特福克斯啊 而且它还换了新的引擎呢
Is that vulgar-looking thing that I don't even want to look at yours?
那条一看就想吐的船是不是你的
Yeah. How much was that?
是呀 那条值多少钱啊
Er, 23.
额 21万人♥民♥币
Really? That's reasonable.
真的吗 这价格还蛮合理的
That's how much boats cost.
这是船该有的价钱啊
£23,000? Yes.
21万人♥民♥币吗 对啊
How much was that? What, the PBR?
那么那条花了多少钱 啥 PBR么
Mine, how much was it?
我的么 想知道花了多少钱
It's, er...(MUMBLES) What?
花了额... 啥
(MUMBLES) How much?
多少啊
100,000.
92万人♥民♥币
$100,000? 100,000 what?
92万吗 92万啥啊
No, pounds. £100,000?
没错 人♥民♥币 92万人♥民♥币吗
Yes, it was. You spent 100 grand on that?
是的没错 你花了92万就为了这吗
But it's...
不过它是
Is that because of its provenance?
是因为它名气大吗
No, I had to build it.
不是 是我得把它造出来
What, it's not real? No.
什么 这不是真货吗 不是
Hold on, hold on.
等一下 等一下
It's incredibly complicated.
这原因还十分的复杂
They had to find the original designs of the original hull,
他们得找到那原本船体的原版设计图
work out where the engines went, why it's mid-engined...
得想出来引擎该放在那里 为什么是中置的
It was an immensely complicated thing to do and I've done it.
这其中包含了无数复杂的难题 但我做到了
And I bought a little bit of history, at great expense,
然后我将这小小的历史碎片 花了大价钱
back to Southeast Asia.
让它拼回了亚洲历史里
It's a fake, though. That's essentially a kit car.
虽然这是个假的复♥制♥版 这严格意义上来讲是台拼装车啊
Is it based on the chassis of a Beetle or a Triumph Herald?
它底盘是基于甲壳虫还是凯♥旋♥先驱
It's a purposemade chassis. A twolitre Pinto engine. Yes, exactly.
它可是有专门制♥造♥的底盘啊 是不是还装了台斑马的2升引擎 是了 没跑了
It's a purpose-made chassis.
这是专门定做的底盘
And a brand-new engine.
还有台全新的引擎
100 grand on a...
92万花在一条...
What we've got here... Can we do some car stuff?
我们得到了啥...让我们来比喻成车吧
What we've got is a Corvette, definitely.
哈蒙德你那就一辆克尔维特 绝对的
That is a Corvette. Nothing wrong with them.
那是台克尔维特 绝对不会错的
Big engine, inexpensive.
大发动机 却不是很贵
Yes, plastic and inexpensive.
没错 塑料制还价格亲民
A Mercedes G Wagon, which it is...and a Rover 90.
一台奔驰大G 还有...还有台罗孚90
Yeah, I'll actually go with that.
没错 是我也会这么说
I've just thought of something.
我突然想到了些什么
I haven't christened my boat.
我还没给我的船做下水礼呢
So I quickly organised an official ceremony.
于是我快速组织了一场正式的典礼
May God bless this ship and all who sail in her.
愿上帝保佑这艘船以及船上的人
That's what it's like when the Queen does it.
这跟女王做的仪式一模一样呢
I've now got a bottle of wine on my boat,
现在我船上倒是有了瓶酒
which is called Du Ma, by the way.
顺便一提貌似叫"杜马"
Is it? Yeah, means "boat machine".
是吗 对啊 意思是"快艇机器"
With the christening ceremony complete and the rainy season over,
在庆祝活动结束 暴风雨过后
it was time to begin our epic 500-mile voyage.
是时候开始我们的800公里航行之旅了
Thank you. Oh, sorry.
谢你全家啊 哦 不好意思
We are underway.
我们出发了
The Du Ma is mobile.
杜马要开始动起来了
I've just noticed Hammond's boat's called Razzle Dazzle.
我才注意到鼹鼠的船名叫"眼花缭乱"
That's sophisticated, isn't it?
这还蛮独特的 不是么
The first leg of our aquatic road trip
我们本次水上旅途的第一段行程
involved a sprint across the Tonlé Sap Lake.
包含一段在洞里萨湖上的冲刺短道
And I'd been looking forward to unleashing some speed and power.
而我很期待在这一段水面上 展示一下我的速度与马力
Sadly, though, that wasn't possible.
然而很不幸 好像做不到
OK, the problem is - and it is a big one -
好吧 现在的问题是 这问题还不小
despite that massive rainstorm,
尽管刚刚下了一场大暴雨
this lake is 80 miles across.
这片湖面有130公里长
And at this time of year, it should be five times more than that.
在往年的这个时候 湖的面♥积♥应该比这大上五倍
This is not the best camerawork you've ever seen and I apologise.
接下来的摄像镜头估计质量不高 提前跟各位道歉
But I think it makes the point.
但我觉得应该能把情况说清楚
This road here,
看到这条公路没
this is the road that goes round the lake.
这条公路环线是绕着湖面造的
But the lake at the moment is only that big.
但你看目前的湖面只有这么大
It just isn't big enough.
这也不仅仅代表湖面不够大
Which means it isn't deep enough.
同时也说明 湖水不够深
And don't worry, the irony is not lost on me.
各位别担心 讽刺并没有放过我
The man who hosted a car programme for 30 years,
一个主持了30年汽车节目的男人