大世界之旅（2016）

“你要如何统治一个拥有246种不同类型奶酪的国家？”
"How can you rule a country that has 246 different types of cheese?"
事实似乎是…
Well, the truth, it seems is...
你不能
You can't.
当我们英国在1988年
When we introduced the points system on driving licenses
引入驾驶执照积分系统时
in Britain in 1988,
众人只是表示“好吧”
everyone just went, "Okay."
但是当法国在90年代
But when they introduced a similar system in France
引入类似的系统时
in the 1990s,
每个人都立即上了车并堵住了高速公路
everyone immediately got into their cars and blockaded the motorways.
这不是由社交媒体组织的
That wasn't organized by social media
因为那个时候它还不存在.这只是本能
'cause that didn't exist back then. It was just instinctive.
当雷诺的领导人乔治贝斯
When the head of Renault, Georges Besse,
1986年裁员两万一千人时
laid off 21,000 staff in 1986,
他们没有到外面去点燃火盆
they didn't go outside and fire up the brazier.
他们开枪打死了他
They shot him.
[speaking French]
在2019年时
Back in 2019,
法国政♥府♥决定将所有主干道的限速
the French government decided to reduce the speed limit
降低为时速80公里
on all their major A roads to 50 miles an hour.
法国人的回应是穿上他们的黄色背心…
The French people responded by putting their yellow vests on...
然后出门破坏掉了
And then going out and destroying
全国百分之六十的测速摄像机
60 percent of the speed cameras in the whole country.
百分之六十！
Sixty percent!
当他们在高速路门架上安装摄像头
And when they put cameras on porticos over the autoroute
用来抓违反某些新环保法的卡车司机时
to catch truckers breaking some new eco law,
他们不是摧毁了百分之六十的摄像头
they didn't destroy 60 percent of them,
而是摧毁了所有的门架
they destroyed the lot.
我只是在想,我很佩服
[Jeremy over radio] I'm just thinking, I quite admire
法国人的血性
the French bloody-mindedness, you know.
我绝对爱上它了
I absolutely love it.
这件事是不是真的当他们尝试引入车轮锁时
Is it true that when they tried to introduce wheel clamps,
人们用胶水把锁灌满
people just filled the locks with glue
结果不得不把它们锯掉然后就没有用了？
so they had to be cut away and were useless?
如果我现在是法国人,我的时速会达到190公里
If I was French now, I'd be a doing 120 miles an hour.
我希望我的车能开到190公里的时速
I wish my car could do 120 miles an hour.
很快我们就到了拉力交叉赛道
[Jeremy] Soon, we arrived at the rally cross circuit
被称为莱登山…
known as Lydden Hill.
洋葱
为了她和他 为了每个人
每日一罢♥工♥ 医生远离我
我们下一个实验的实验室
The laboratory for our next experiment.
我们都知道当谈到小钢炮时
We all know that when it comes to hot hatches,
法国人是国王
the French are the kings.
但哪一款是最好的？
[in English] But which one is the best?
这就是我们想知道的，我们将会使用这一赛车运动的大熔炉
Well, that's what we're here to find out, using the crucible of motorsport.
这似乎很合适因为可以说是法国人发明了赛车运动
That seems fitting as the French pretty much invented motorsport.
史上第一场赛车就在是那里举♥行♥的
The first ever race was held there.
“大奖赛”是法语单词.勒芒在法国
Grand Prix are French words. Le Mans is in France.
所有赛车运动的管理机构都设在巴黎
The governing body of all world motorsport is based in Paris.
所以今天,我们将遵守法国的规则
And certainly today, we shall be adhering to French rules.
计划很简单.一场二十圈的比赛
The plan is simple. A 20-lap race.
我将驾驶标致205 GTi 1.6
I shall be driving a Peugeot 205 GTi 1.6.
杰里米是一辆标致306 GTi 6
Jeremy, a Peugeot 306, GTi 6.
詹姆斯将驾驶雷诺运动版Clio 172 Cup
And James will be driving a Renault Sport Clio 172 Cup.
我们将面对盛宝VTS
We will be up against a Saxo VTS,
一辆206 GTi…
a 206 GTi,
还有诺运动版梅甘娜…
and a Renault Sport Mégane
弯腰栓剂赞助 罗斯霍姆斯赛车
将由办公室的三名成员驾驶
which will be driven by three people from the office.
我们的脚本编辑,因为他写了这一段
Our script editor, because he wrote this bit,
我们的制♥作♥助理, 因为她是法国人
our production assistant, because she's French,
最后是我们内部的赛车手艾比
and finally, Abbie, our in-house racing driver.
我们所有人都在车里了
With all of us in our cars...
重要的实验终于可以开始了
The important experiment could finally begin.
我们开始了
We are away.
我猜午餐时间到了
Lunch, I think.
围场那边有一些简单的赛道边食物
[Jeremy] Over in the paddock, some simple track-side food was available.
詹姆斯,你想喝教皇新堡的,还是62年的帕图斯？
[Jeremy] James, do you want a Châteauneuf-du-Pape or a Petrus '62?
在比赛时？
In the middle of a race?
嗯,不是,虽然你这么说…
Well, no, you say that, but
你说得对在法国,工作场所禁止饮酒
in France, alcohol is banned in the workplace, you're right,
但你可以喝红酒
but you are allowed to drink wine,
啤酒或白兰地
beer or brandy.
所以他们说 “除了啤酒、红酒和白兰地之外
So, they said, "You cannot drink alcohol apart from beer,
“你不能饮酒” -“因为这些是我们酿的”
"wine and brandy." -"Which is what we make."
你不能喝杜松子酒或伏特加 -是的.那是外国酒
You can't drink gin or vodka. -Yeah. Foreign alcohol.
是的
Yes.
我在法国最喜欢的法律是
My favorite law in France is the one that
阻止人们在周末发送工作电子邮件的那条
prevents you from sending work emails at a weekend.
这是禁止的？ -法律明文禁止
You're not allowed to? -By law.
为了让你享受周末吗？
So you can enjoy le weekend?
是的.正是如此
Yeah. Exactly that.
我想说一句,我目前在这场比赛中排名第二
Can I just say, I'm currently in second place in this race.
我是最后一个.我在开始时搞砸了…
I'm last. I messed up the start...
我之前告诉过你,205 GTi,是很棒的车
I've told you before, a 205 GTi, great car,
但不如306 GTi
but not as great as the 306 GTi.
是的,因为全世界都同意这个理论
Yeah, because the world agrees with that theory.
不,等一下,所有人都同意205是绝对的小钢炮吧
Oh, no, wait, everybody agrees the 205 is the definitive hot hatch.
我同意,它绝对是性能小钢炮之一 -它不可能是之一
I agree, it is a definitive hot hatch. -It can't be a definitive hot hatch.
它是唯一… -但很少有人意识到
It's the... -But very few people realize
我驾驶的306 GTi
the 306 GTi, the one I'm driving,
实际上是最好的法国小钢炮
is actually the best French hot hatch of them all.
不知何故这个消息并没有传出去？
Word about that somehow didn't get out?
没有人意识到 -所以…
Nobody realizes. -Therefore...
这就像性手♥枪♥乐队和纽约娃娃乐队一样
[Jeremy] It's like the Sex Pistols and the New York Dolls.
午餐结束后 我们小睡了一会儿…
[Jeremy] After lunch was over and we'd had a little nap,
比赛重新开始
the race resumed. -[engines revving]
我们出发了
We are away.
竞争激烈
This is tight.
我现在真的是在吃法国尘土
Now I'm eating proper French dust.
快点快点 该死的
[speaking French] Come on, come on. Oh, deary me. [bleeping]
法国实习生玛格丽特驾驶着206 GTi
[James] Marguerite, a French intern, in the 206 GTi.
但就在竞技升温之际
[Jeremy] But just as things were hotting up,
出了一点问题
there was a problem.
等一下 这里发生了什么？
Wait a minute. What's going on here?
发生了什么事？
What's happenin'?
好吧 看起来是工作人员罢♥工♥了
[Jeremy on radio] Well, it looks like the marshals have gone on strike.
混乱中,詹姆斯趁机提升了三个名次
[Jeremy] In the confusion, James took the opportunity to make up three places.
自♥由♥! 自♥由♥! 自♥由♥! 自♥由♥!
[chanting in French] Liberté! Liberté! Liberté! Liberté!
哦天哪,发生了很多麻烦事,看
Oh, dear, there's a lot of bother going on, look.
他们罢♥工♥的目的是什么？
What could they have gone on strike about?
在法国的话就罢♥工♥的目的很难猜了
It's always difficult to know with the French.
可能是捕捞配额、土地
Fishing quotas, land,
测速摄像机
speed cameras.
这就是家的感觉
This just feels like home.
但最终,在赛事总监被谋杀后
[Jeremy] Eventually, though, after the race director had been murdered,
他们回到了自己的岗位上比赛才得以重新开始
they went back to their posts so the race could begin again.
想要明确宣布的一点是,这里的所有汽车都是一流的
Right, just to be absolutely clear, all the cars here are excellent
因为它们都是法国的高性能掀背车
because they're all French hot hatchbacks.
但我的是最好的
But mine is the best.
它没有制动防抱死系统,没有牵引力控制系统,而且我已经打滑了！
It's got no ABS, it's got no traction control, and I've spun!
每分钟七千转
[Jeremy] Seven thousand RPM.
167马力释放
A hundred and sixty seven horsepowers unleashed!
理查德哈蒙德现在将会抱怨缺乏马力
Richard Hammond will now be moaning about a lack of horsepower.
现在我电力不足了.我只有104制动马力
Now, I am down on power. I only have 104 brake horsepower.
波特彻底终结了我
Porter completely killed me.
编剧给出了非常法国式的举动
That was a very French move from the scriptwriter there.
滚开！让路！
[speaks French] Out of the way! Out of the way!
是她! 法国女人
Oh, it's her! The French woman.
我想指出 玛格丽特以前从未真正参加过这种活动
I ought to point out that Marguerite's never really done this before,
所以她是一个天生的法国疯子
so she is a natural French lunatic.
不过她确实在那里犯了一个小错误我会超过她的
Although she did make a slight error there and I'll hammer her.
女士, 你好!