椅子公司（2025）

The Chair Company S01E08

Part 5 Dec. 29, 2025, 10:20 a.m.

This is my friend Grego.
He's in town for the night.
我以为我们今晚只是聊工作的事。
I thought we were just
talking work stuff tonight.
我们只是放松一下，
过个夜，喝点酒。
We're just chilling out,
having a night, having a sesh.
——你喝什么？
——就来杯啤酒吧。
-What are you drinking?
-Just a beer, please.
我给你拿杯龙舌兰酒。不加青柠。
I'll get you a tequila. No lime.
我希望你吃了点油腻的东西，
因为我们准备大干一场。
I hope you ate something greasy,
because we're going hard.
他是真材实料。
He's the real deal.
他看起来很酷。
He seems cool.
哈雷高高胖墩，
小硬币，玩得不错。
Harley gogo munchkin,
the little dime, went well.
——滚蛋。
——我发誓。
-Fuck off.
-I swear to God.
——我是认真的。
——天哪。
-I'm dead serious.
-Holy shit.
那你呢，罗恩？
What about you, Ron?
你可能有一些疯狂的故事。
You probably got some crazy stories.
哦，不，
我不知道我有没有像那样的疯狂故事，
天哪！
Oh, no, I don't know if I have anything
as crazy as that, geez!
我敢肯定你有。你看起来很疯狂。
I bet you got something. You look crazy.
——我觉得我没那么疯狂。
——跟我说点什么！
-I don't think I look crazy.
-Tell me something!
好了。嘿，格雷戈，放松点，哥们。
Alright. Hey, Grego, relax, man.
罗恩其实全都搞定了。
Ron's actually got it all figured out.
你和我，
是我们俩最倒霉的。
You and me,
we're the ones who are fucked up.
罗恩，他对简单而美好的生活很满意。
Ron, he's content
with a nice, simple life.
他不需要一直寻找刺♥激♥。
He doesn't need to be constantly
searching for thrills.
你知道，其实，
我最近做了一件……
You know, actually,
I did something recently that was...
真的超级疯狂。
really fucking crazy.
——哦。来听听！
——罗恩！
-Ooh. Let's hear it!
-Ron!
好吧，也许你真是疯了。
Alright, maybe you are fucked up.
我不知道该不该说。
I don't know if I should tell.
嘿，罗恩，罗恩。守口如瓶。
Hey, Ron, Ron. Code of silence.
别再逗我了，罗布。
Stop being a tease, Rob.
好的。
Alright.
——这简直太疯狂了。
——接下来是杰夫·莱夫杰曼。
-This is fucking crazy.
-Next up is Jeff Levjman.
——杰夫·莱夫杰曼？
——对，对，我来了。
-Jeff Levjman?
-Yeah, yeah, I'm coming.
等一下，罗恩，
我想听听那个故事。
Hold that thought, Ron,
'cause I wanna hear that story.
是的，我在这儿。
Yeah, here I am.
——这是什么版本？
——什么？
-What version is this?
-What?
这首歌♥是什么版本？
因为调子完全乱了。
What version of this song is this?
'Cause the key is all fucked up.
就是普通版本。
It's just the regular version.
——我想唱首新歌♥。
——我不知道该跟你说什么。
-I wanna do a new song.
-I don't know what to tell you.
我想选另一首歌♥！
I want to pick another song!
——你得重新排队。
——没人介意。
-You gotta get back in line.
-Nobody minds.
每个人都希望每个人
都能做自己想做的事。
Everyone wants everyone
to get to do what they wanna do.
如果你想唱另一首歌♥，
就把你的名字重新写上名单。
If you wanna sing another song,
put your name back on the list.
好啦，好啦。我就这么做。
好啦，我回到名单上了。
Fine, fine. That's what I'm doing.
Fine, I'm back on the list.
混♥蛋♥，
我不得不把名字重新写上。
Fuckin' asshole,
I had to put my name back in.
罗恩，我能做得比那更好。
Ron, I can do way better than that.
当它在我能力范围之内，
当它是我自己写的歌♥时，
When it's in my range,
when it's a song that I wrote,
我能轻松驾驭，哥们。
I can sail, man.
这里的音箱真烂。
Speakers here are shit.
不，其实音箱还行。
No, actually, the speakers are okay.
来，听听这个曲子。
这是我自己的时候能做的。
Here, check out this track.
This is what I can do when it's mine.
哇。哇，我明白你的意思了。
Wow. Wow, I see what you mean.
——这太棒了。
——对。
-This is-- this is awesome.
-Yeah.
听下一支。全都听听。
Listen to the next one. Listen to 'em all.
我能唱，哥们。
I can sing, man.
这是你吗？
This is you?
是的，我全都会唱。
我全写了。
Yeah, I sing all of 'em.
I wrote all of 'em.
杰夫·莱夫杰曼，我们再来一次。
Jeff Levjman, let's do this again.
混♥蛋♥。
Fucking asshole.
红裙子女士，美丽
Red dress lady, beautiful
感谢您致电
红球市场全球。
Thank you for calling
Red Ball Market Global.
请稍等，等待下一个可用的客服。
Please hold for the next available agent.
——红球
——女士美丽
-Red Ball
-Lady beautiful
——全球服务
——全国
-Worldwide services
-National
红裙子女士美丽
Red dress lady beautiful
全球服务
Worldwide services
还是同一首歌♥。
It's the same song.
还是同一个声音。
It's the same voice.
也许那个罗恩能帮忙破解这个。
Maybe that Ron can help crack this.
那个不是那么傻的罗恩。
The Ron who's not such a big dork.
我才不是傻瓜。你才是个混♥蛋♥，
你这个邪恶的垃圾！
I'm not a dork. You're a fucking dork,
you evil piece of shit!
请你别靠我的墙好吗？
Could you please not lean on my wall?
这是办公室。
This is an office.
我想往哪儿歪就往哪儿歪，混♥蛋♥！
I'll lean wherever
the fuck I want, asshole!
我想往哪儿歪就往哪儿歪！
I'll lean wherever the hell I want!
该死的。
Fucking hell.
哦，我的天啊。
Oh, my God.
丹尼·多诺万？
Danny Donovan?
杰夫跟个电影明星搞什么鬼？
What the fuck's Jeff doing
with a movie star?
真酷。
That's cool.
斯泰西·克里斯塔尔斯。
Stacy Crystals.
爱丽丝到底在哪儿？
爱丽丝到底在哪儿？
Where the hell is Alice?
Where the hell's Alice?
给我看看爱丽丝！
Show me Alice!
斯泰西·克里斯塔尔斯，
斯泰西·克里斯塔尔斯，
斯泰西·克里斯塔尔斯，
Stacy Crystals,
Stacy Crystals, Stacy Crystals,
斯泰西·克里斯塔尔斯，
斯泰西·克里斯塔尔斯，
斯泰西·克里斯塔尔斯。
Stacy Crystals, Stacy Crystals,
Stacy Crystals.
请留言。
Leave a message.
尽快回我电♥话♥。
Call me back as soon as you can.
我们还没完呢。
We're not done.
没人会笑话你的棺材。
No one's gonna laugh at your coffin.
我们要当该死的英雄。
We're gonna be goddamn heroes.
你是罗恩吗？
Are you Ron?
莱内特？
Lynette?
你在找你♥爸♥爸吗？
Are you looking for your dad?
迈克不是我爸爸。
Mike's not my dad.
什么？
What?