外星也难民

Solar Opposites S04E04

Part 2 Sept. 18, 2023, 3:32 p.m.

Yeah, that shit's canon.
噢我把那给忘了
Ooh, I forgot about that.
你想要什么样的恐龙
So what kinda deeno-saur you want?
一点点汉娜和一点点芭芭拉
A pinch of Hanna and a dash of Barbera.
它必须会无条件舔我的脸
It has to lick my face, no exceptions.
而且必须足够聪明能懂我们的笑话
And it should be clever and get our jokes.
在我们笑的时候它也会笑
And laugh when we laugh.
并且它应该总是知道照相机在哪里
And it should know where the camera is at all times
然后偶尔对它顽皮的眨眨眼
and give occasional sly winks to it.
往后站点然后看着我做小蠢货们
Stand back and let me do my shit, you dummies.
耶恐龙
Yay, deeno.
恐龙恐龙恐龙
Deeno, deeno, deeno.
这里什么情况啊
What the cheese and crackers is going on here?
那是谁
And who is that?
那是我们的新恐龙
That's our new deeno.
你们这些家伙居然不问问我就养个新宠物
You guys got a pet without asking me?
我们以为你在呃
We assumed you'd, like,
掉进了下水道之类的什么东西
fallen in a sewer or something
忙着解决什么事情我不知道管道类的东西
and were dealing with, I don't know, sewer stuff.
我是去参加了拼音比赛
I was competing at the Pronunciation Bee,
你们这些家伙说会来看的
which you guys said you'd come watch.
舔杰西的脸舔它快现在
Lick Jesse's face. Lick it, lick now.
呃我现在可没有时间
Ugh. I don't have time for this.
我得去为地区赛做准备
I have to get ready for regionals.
再问一下有多少个参赛地区来着一千个吗
Again, how many regions are there? A thousand?
这只恐龙最好不要打扰到我学习
This deeno better not interrupt my studying.
我敢保证这只恐龙会表现得
I'm sure the deeno will behave in a completely different way
和我们目前为止所看到的大不相同
than the only way we've seen him behave so far.
你看到那表情了吗好孩子
You see that shit? Good boy.
蒲公英
Dandelion.
监护人
Chaperone.
光剑
Light saber.
屁♥股♥
Butt cheek.
你们能小点声吗
Would you please keep it down?
我们正在和小龙进行疯狂赛车比赛
We're doing madcap race car driving with the deeno.
看我们连卑鄙的胡子都戴上了
Look, we even have our dastardly mustaches.
小龙要跑远了
The deeno's getting away.
跟着他进那条新隧♥道♥
Follow him into that brand new tunnel.
嘿
Hey.
救命
Help.
我要怎么恢复啊
How do I do the thumb thing?
伙计们伙计们快来啊
Guys? Guys, come on.
帮个忙
A little help.
地峡洁食松鼠
说实话这些线根本没有帮到我学习
Honestly, the string doesn't help me study,
拼音练习
但它看上去不错
but it does look nice.
噢这群傻蛋们现在又在整啥活
Oh, cheese nuts. What is it now?
我们在解史酷比之谜
We're solving a Scooby-Doo mystery.
那个公园管♥理♥员♥说他知道时间
That park ranger said he knew the time,
但为什么他说时间
but why would he say time
除非他在时钟里
unless he's in the clock
这点我们之前都没有确认过
that we've never established before.
我猜你在想我为什么要费这么大的劲
I suppose you're wondering why I went through all this trouble.
闭嘴滚出去
Just get the fuck outta here.
一二一二三四
One, two. A one, two, three, four.
小龙和外星人
♪ 小龙和它的外星人们♪
♪ The Deeno and the Opposites ♪
♪ 从史前时代到太空时代♪
♪ From prehistoric times to something space ♪
♪ 一些一些这个世界以外的东西♪
♪ Something something outta this world ♪
好了好了停下停下
Okay, okay. Stop, stop.
仅仅是随心摇滚不起作用了
Just rocking from the heart isn't working.
我们需要去写一些歌♥词
We need to write some lyrics.
不不不继续摇滚
No! Keep rocking.
小龙
Deeno.
你们昨晚练的唱歌♥
Your guys's band practice
毁掉了我的学习时间
ruined my study session last night,
现在我真的需要去临时抱佛脚了
and now I really have to cram.
我的录音带呢
Where are my tapes?
♪ 小龙和它的外星人们♪
♪ The Deeno and the Opposites ♪
你们覆盖掉了我的录音
You taped over my tapes?
为了获得唱片合约
We had to make a demo
我们恐龙乐队必须要制♥作♥一个样片
if we want to get a record deal
必须要制♥作♥一个样片
for our Deenosaur band.
洋洋乐看了'打倒男孩'的贝斯手的大♥师♥课
Yumyulack watched the bass player from Fall Out Boy's master class.
Fall Out Boy 打倒男孩美国摇滚乐队
这些录音带是我唯一学石的途径
These tapes were the only way I had to starky,
我是说学习
I mean, uh, study.
噢不我发英已经不对了
Oh, no, I'm already mispronoons...
法音
mispra--
发英
mispro-- mis--
见鬼
Dammit!
杰西你需要冷静下来先坐下
Jesse, you need to chill out, sit down,
尝一个小龙做的墨西哥早餐玉米煎饼
and have one of these breakfast burritos the deeno made.
不过这会儿没有空椅子了
Though there aren't any chairs open now.
小龙坐的那张是你通常坐的
The deeno's sitting where you usually do.
而且好像没有多的玉米煎饼了
Also, there's no more burritos.
他只为六个家庭成员做了六个煎饼
He only made six for the six members of the family.
小家伙
Little buddy.
猜猜谁把你给忘了
Guess who forgot about you!
让我们继续笑吧
Let's all resume laughing.
啊哦杰西生气了
Uh-oh, Jesse's mad.
小龙再舔一次她的脸
Deeno, give her another face lick.
不
No!
历史博物馆
我们有木乃伊！
嘿古生物学家们你们有时间吗
Hey, paleontologists, you got a minute?
噢小姑娘你一定是迷路了
Oh, little girl, you must be lost.
木乃伊展厅在另外一个大堂
The mummy exhibit is in the other hall.
其实我在找人来回答一些关于恐龙的问题
I'm actually looking for someone to answer some deeno questions.
真的吗
Really?
现在的孩子通常不怎么关心恐龙了
Kids usually don't care much about dinosaurs these days.
他们都痴迷于古埃及文化
They're all obsessed with ancient Egypt.
"我可以把这个象形文字发抖音吗"
"Can I TikTok this hieroglyph?"
"我可以把这个石棺分享到朋友圈吗"
"Can I WhatsApp this sarcophagi?"
让我感到恶心
Makes me sick.
恐龙们是那么酷
Dinosaurs are so cool.
天啊我可太爱这些骨头了
God, how I love these bones.
现在全是那些假自♥拍♥
Now it's all about thirst trap selfies
和伊姆霍特普
with fucking Imhotep.
注: 埃及的一位神祇也是一位真实存在过的历史人物
我们可以为你做些什么
What can we do for you?
好吧我其实来自好莱坞
Well, I'm actually from Hollywood.
我们正在筹备一个故事
We're working on a story
需要了解一下如何才能在不惊动他人的情况下
and need to know how could someone get rid
把一头令人厌烦的恐龙赶出去
of an annoying deenosaur without anyone knowing?
你可以找一只别的恐龙把它吃掉
Mm, you could always get another dinosaur to eat it.
这好像没办法
That's not gonna work.
除了更大体型的恐龙唯一强大到
Well, the only thing that was strong enough
可以杀死恐龙的东西恐怕只有
to kill the dinosaurs other than bigger dinosaurs
毁灭恐龙世界的那颗小行星了
was the asteroid that destroyed their world.
那就是我需要的
That is exactly what I require.
见鬼那女孩是懂拼音的
Damn, that girl can pronounce.
再见了你这个该死的侏罗纪产物
Sayonara, you Jurassic fuck.
我怎么会让事情发展到如此失控
How have I let things get so out of control
我居然准备用小行星来谋杀一只小恐龙
that I'm about to do a murder on the deeno with an asteroid?
这不是我我很抱歉小家伙
This isn't me. I'm sorry, little guy.
事实是我这么努力练习
The truth is, the only reason I tried so hard
准备拼音大赛是为了
with the Pronunciation Bee
让我的家人喜欢我
is to make the family like me.
现在感觉你好像取代了我
And it felt like you were replacing me,
但你只是一个友善的小龙
but you're just a friendly deeno pup.
好好享用专属大肋排吧
Enjoy your cartoonishly large ribs.
太蠢了你这个贱♥人♥
Bad move, you stupid bitch.