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Guys, guys, guys, check it out!
I got the original dartboard from Cheers on eBay.
It only cost $100,000! I'm gonna put it up.
Hey, I thought Korvo said no more throwing metal in the house
after you got that butter knife stuck in his eye.
These are famous darts!
Whatever Korvo doesn't know won't hurt him.
Watch this. Oh, my God!
天啊 - 上帝啊
Oh, my God! - Jesus!
Go get the voice-fixing ray.
对不起 大家伙 我的错
I'm sorry, big guy. My bad!
We'll get this fixed in a jiffy!
I told you not to throw metal around here.
We're going to be late to work. Stop buggering about!
Hey, does Korvo sound a little off?
This thing must not be calibrated.
我再试试 - 不要
Let me try again. - No!
No. This is working for me.
好了 快点 出发了
All right, chop chop, let's get a move on.
I hate being late. It makes me feel hot and weird.
你让我觉得又热又怪 - 你说什么
You make me feel hot and weird. What was that?
啥也没有 我来了 宝贝
Nothing! Coming, sweetie!
Wait, is his voice just gonna be like that from now on?
Yeah, but it sounds pretty much the same to me.
Nobody's gonna notice.
Planet Schlorp was a perfect utopia
until the asteroid hit.
One hundred adults and
their replicants were issued a Pupa
and escaped into the… space,
searching for new homes on uninhabited worlds.
We crashed on Earth,
stranding us on an already overpopulated planet.
That's right, I've been talking this whole time.
I'm the one holding the Pupa.
My name's Korvo. This is my show.
Bollocks, I just dropped the Pupa!
Oh, this is ridiculous.
I hate Earth. It's a horrible home.
People are stupid and confusing.
This is what my voice sounds like now.
I don't care if it's jarring. Get over it.
And that voice-changer ray has chronitons in it
so this is what I'm going to sound like in flashbacks too.
You got a problem with that, then tough shit!
It's called science!
好了 失乐普人们 就是这样了
Alright, fellow Shlorpians, this is it.
The ship is fixed for real, real.
Finally, we can leave this piece of shit planet for good.
I know I've said those exact words multiple times before,
but this time it's actually happening.
鼓掌 所有人 鼓掌
Clap. Everyone, clap.
You really sacked up and dragged our sorry asses
across the finish line.
And you put up with so much BS from us along the way.
Nevertheless, you persisted.
Gotta give it up for the K man.
K Man feels you, dawg.
Yes, the last few months have been a bitch,
repairing the ship on weekends,
slogging through that boring-ass office job
to give the Pupa structure and normalcy,
but it was worth it, because he's all better now.
是吧 蛹宝宝 - 皮克斯
Right, Pupa? - Pixar!
Mm, back to terrible language skills,
just the way I like it.
We pooled our Skee-Ball tickets and got you a little something.
It's a plain T-shirt with a deep V.
Oh! I always wanted a deep V,
but I never thought I could pull it off.
科沃 亲爱的 你什么都能驾驭
Korvo, honey, you can pull anything off.
给我看看那性感的胸脯 宝贝 哦
Show us that sexy sternum, baby, oh!
哇 - 哦 这就是深V
Whoa. - Ooh, that's a deep V.
Let's blow this hellhole.
科沃 科沃 科沃
Korvo, Korvo, Korvo,
科沃 科沃 科沃
Korvo, Korvo, Korvo!
Are you freaking kidding me?
Sorry, I must have nodded off.
Were you giving a presentation or something?
You were giving a presentation.
该死 对 对不起 我继续
Shit, right. Sorry, I'll continue.
In conclusion, uh, the leaf report will be delayed indefinitely.
We commissioned a $3 million study,
and apparently the leaves are just sticking to the branches.
All these years, and I guess global warming wasn't a myth.
If we don't hit our rake quota this month,
there will have to be cutbacks.
Sorry, yeah, just to dig in and unpack some of what you said.
Why in the fuck do we care about rakes?
Because we're a rake company.
Looks like the Solar Opposites work at a boring rake company now.
杰西 洋洋乐 快点 要错过校车了
Jesse, Yumyulack, hurry up, you're gonna miss the bus.
Had to stay up all night
finishing my solar system diorama for class.
Good, we're trying to be normal,
and that sounds pretty damn normal if you ask me.
What the fuck are all these extra planets?
The invisible ones the humans don't know about yet.
Earth Four, Megan thee Planet, and Their-Anus.
We can't tell people about those.
They're invisible for a reason.
Make a normal solar system.
Tuna fish and carrot sticks again?
Ah, this shit nasty.
It's a normal lunch.
The only other option is acorn butter.
All the other nuts are off the table.
Screw those kids with nut allergies.
It should be survival of the fittest.
No killing your classmates.
We have to keep it basic AF for the Pupa.
Look how happy he is
with his totally normal enrichment activity.
Our miserable lives are giving him structure.
You don't want him turning back into a steam of teen angst again, do you?
Like that whole thing that was a big deal at the end of last year,
不记得 谢谢 - 不 那糟糕死了
No, thank you. - No, that fucking sucked.
Then go have a normal day at school.
Stay the course.
Terry, let's go.
Sorry, I woke up with a case of the Wednesdays,
and it's only Monday.
We can't be late.
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