外星也难民

Solar Opposites S04E03

Part 5 Sept. 18, 2023, 3:32 p.m.

Shut the fuck up! I don't wanna run one side of the Wall.
我要控制整个墙国
I want the whole damn Wall!
你为什么要告诉我这些我不想听到这些
Why are you telling me all of this? I don't wanna hear this.
感觉你好像要陷害我什么
It seems like you're setting me up for something.
你知道异教♥徒♥们只是想来到我们这边来
Did you know the heathens just want to come over to our side
把他们的鸡鸡插♥进♥我们的耳朵里
and stick their penises in our ears
嘴里还唱着Lady Gaga的歌♥
while they sing Lady Gaga?
等等真的吗
Wait, for real?
当然不是你这个笨蛋
No, you idiot!
那是我编出来的谣言来看我的信众是否会相信
That's a rumor I made up to see if my followers would believe it.
那些蠢蛋会相信任何东西
Those dummies will believe anything,
现在我会去告诉他们是杰西在使天气变冷
and now I'm going to tell them Jesse is making it colder
因为她要去惩罚另一端那些没有信仰的人们
because she's punishing the right side for their godlessness.
噢见鬼我不需要知道这些
Oh fuck, I didn't need to know that!
你现在你现在想要杀了我对吧
You're, you're gonna kill me now, aren't you?
不不不我决不会杀任何一个我的教♥徒♥
No, I would never do that to one of my flock.
那是我需要蒙特兹去干的事
That's what I have Montez for.
爱莎泰里弄丢了电视遥控器
AISHA, Terry lost the remote for the TV,
现在它卡在了杰夫·福克斯沃西的特别节目上
and now it's stuck on a Jeff Foxworthy special!
美国演员
而我非常着急搞清楚我到底是不是个乡巴佬
But I desperately need to find out if I might be a redneck!
而我正准备看《震惊头脑》
And I was gonna watch Mind Freak!
一档电视魔术秀
我差不多有三个月没有见证奇迹了
My mind hasn't been freaked in, like, three months!
不我想先看《德国烘焙大赛》
Not before I watch the Great German Bake Off.
这周是炸肉排大战土豆丝饼
It's schnitzel vs. kartoffelpuffer week!
到底啥是乡巴佬
What even is a redneck?
别人在乎 - 烘焙才能让我冷静
No one cares! - Baking calms me!
所有人把嘴闭上
Everybody shut the fuck up!
爱莎到家了我会照看一切的
AISHA's home. I'll take care of everything.
你们也许是一群蠢蛋
You might be a bunch of stupid motherfuckers,
但你们也是我的蠢蛋
but you're my stupid motherfuckers.
耶 - 啊呜
Yeah! - Aww.
耶很好都过来
Yeah, that's right. Bring it in.
放马过来
Come on now.
伙计我跟你说了把这些都忘掉
Man, I told you to forget all of this.
我试过去警告你了但你不听
I tried to warn you, but you didn't listen
看看你现在
and look at you now.
该死的笨蛋
Fucking idiot.
见鬼这一切不必如此的
Goddammit, it doesn't have to be this way.
别再这样了
Not anymore.
别再这样了
Not anymore!