外星也难民

Solar Opposites S04E02

Part 3 Sept. 18, 2023, 3:32 p.m.

and I have a motorcycle.
比汽车更不安全的交通工具
Wow, a way to get somewhere that's less safe than a car?
我坐副驾
Shotgun!
我需要你冷静
I need you to chill here
做出最讨人欢心的样子
and be the most entertained you've ever been.
我知道你喜欢古代世界的七大奇迹
I know you love the Seven Wonders of the Ancient World,
这是卡里亚国王陵墓造型的捏捏乐
so here's a pop-it shaped like the Mausoleum at Halicarnassus.
珍妮丝你个大傻子
Hey, Janice, you big dummy.
来喝一杯
Do a shot from my floppy slot.
2023届万岁
Class of 2023 forever!
你在后面干什么
What the fuck are you doing back?
泰里你继续使唤我吧这太性感了
Terry, you keep bossing me around, and it's extremely sexy.
我想和你在宾馆做有趣奇怪的事
I wanna do fun, kinky hotel stuff with you
毁掉一张再也不用看到的床
and destroy a bed we'll never have to see again.
我们需要这间房♥
Uh, uh, phew, we need the room.
珍妮丝清空我接下来十五
Janice, clear my schedule for the next 15
不十六分钟的日程
no, 16 minutes.
实际上等等十五分钟就可以
Actually, wait, 15, 15 was right.
你喜欢我当老板的样子是吗
So, you like it when I'm the boss, huh?
这让我想舔你的牙齿
It makes me want to lick your spacious teeth
铐住这脆弱的手腕
and tie these delicate wrists down.
这在我脆弱的手腕上太紧了
Oh, shit, that's so tight on my fragile wrists.
嘿你要去哪
Oh, hey, where are you going?
你用《杰罗德游戏》里的伎俩对付我
Oh, fuck, are you Gerald's Gaming me?
电影中女子和丈夫玩性游戏被捆绑在床头后丈夫却意外身亡女子陷入困境
是你教我
You're the one who taught me to use
用史蒂芬·金的情节来获取好处
mid-tier Stephen King plots to get my way.
为什么你说我是性感老板
But why? You said I was the sexy boss.
我不能让你搞砸木头城协议
I can't let you tank the Wooden City contract.
风险太高了
The stakes are way too high.
科沃别把这招使在我身上
Korvo, don't Gerald's Game me, wait!
我看电影时睡着了我不知道结局
I fell asleep in that movie, and I don't know how it ends.
没有什么比在做了一周的审计之后
Nothing like swingin' the old golf ball
打打高尔夫球更爽了对吧
after a week of comptrolling, am I right?
那个名叫泰里的伙计去哪了
What happened to that Terry fellow?
他本来要给我看地球耙子
He was gonna show me an Earth Rake.
看出来您很失望
Look, I can tell you're disappointed,
还是大概您正常就这表情
or maybe you just have a resting birch face,
但我已经准备好玩一局最无聊的高尔夫了
but I'm prepared to play the most boring round of golf,
为了让你知道达文波特耙子
just to show you how serious Davenport Rakes is
对您的生意有多认真
about getting your business.
想来点刺♥激♥的吗
Wanna make this interesting?
我赌一千你不能把球打过那棵树
I'll bet you a thousand bucks you can't make your shot behind that tree.
我有名字的叫克里斯·派恩
I have a name. It's Chris Pine.
没问题我这就给您露一手
Uh, sure, if you need me to impress you, I-I-I can sink that.
我的“罗”天啊
Holy Shiv Roy.
我赌两千你做不到
Okay, double or nothing.
赌三倍你不行
Ugh, triple or nothing.
四倍
Quadruple or nothing.
超级加倍
Duo-nipple or nothing.
我们家乡有类似的游戏只不过你输了的话
We had a similar game on the home world, except if you lost,
你的眼球就会被当作高尔夫球
your eyeballs were used on the driving ranges.
我腋下那只眼睛就是这么没的
I used to have a third eye in my armpit.
这里是前台有什么可以帮助您
Front desk.
救命我遇到了《杰罗德游戏》里的情况
Help, I've been Gerald's Gamed.
如果我们为每一个
If we sent help to everyone
遇到你这种情况的人提供帮助
who was being Gerald's Gamed,
我们就没空来闻你的内♥裤♥了
we'd have no time to sniff your boxers.
我可是价值五十亿美元耙子公♥司♥的总裁
I'm a major Rake Executive at a Fortune five billion company.
抱歉电梯坏了
Sorry the elevator is out,
我只能走楼梯
so I had to take the stairs,
但我又忘记拿心脏病药了
and I forgot to take my heart meds.
不过幸好我有这个菲力树牛排
But luckily, I was able eat this Philly Treesteak
再上来的路上了
on the way up.
有种不祥的预感
Not loving this pattern.
让我先...
Let me just...
好的现在和电影海报
Okay, now this is exactly like the poster
完全一致了
from Gerald's Game.
不
No!
我不明白为什么金甜菜不在这里
I don't understand why the Beet wasn't in there.
歌♥词说的是更大更快更强
The lyrics were, "Bigger, faster, stronger.
更大更快苹果店更强
Bigger, faster, Apple store stronger."
啊我懂了
Oh, shit!
苹果店
嘿快停下
Hey, yo, stop that.
我刚刚才搭的苹果塔
I just built that apple tower, come on!
等等
Hang on.
提示词来自歌♥曲《咬一口》
The apple store lyrics are from the song 'Take A Bite'.
如果
What if--
好主意
Good idea, the girl.
振作起来去咬一咬
Nut up and take a bite, bitch.
已熟可即食
要赔的噢
Gonna have to pay for that.
找到了
The Beet!
背后有一张通往派对的地图
And there's a map to the venue on the back.
干得漂亮快我们坐这架旧直升机走
Wow, great work kid. Come on, let's jump on the old chopper.
我知道有条近路
I know a shortcut.
把金甜菜放下
Now, drop that Beet.
松球你想干嘛
Pinecone, what are you doing?
我们都能凭这张贵宾票进去的
This VIP pass can admit all of us.
老子才不管
I don't give a shit about that.
我他妈的讨厌疯狂树干
I fucking hate Daft Trunk.
我甚至都不是一个讨人喜欢的松球
I'm not even a lovable pinecone.
你竟然是一只烂桃子 - 恶心
You're a rotten peach. - Ew!
没错我是只烂桃子
You're damn right, I am.
现在把金甜菜给我
Now gimme that Beet.
为什么
But why?
我去亚特兰大的途中需要油钱
I needed gas money for my trip to Atlanta,
因为这玩意在高速上油耗半升每公里
because this thing only gets five mpg on the highway
都是因为这个侧座
because of the sidecar, which I only have
等我接到我女朋友
because my girlfriend is going to sit in it
就让她坐侧座上
when I pick her up.
我得赶屁去找她
I gotta see my girlfriend A-S-A-Piss,
因为她被迫和几个男室友住一起
because she's stuck with a couple of male roommates
他们一直在给她按♥摩♥
who give her massages all the time.
她肯定很崩溃
Aww, she must be so stressed out.
噢可我觉得她已经不再是你女朋友了
Oh, buddy, I don't think she's your girlfriend anymore.
闭嘴
Shut the fuck up!
所有人都这么说
That's what everyone always says.
这破镇子里没人真正接受我
No one ever accepted me in this shitty town
因为桃子不是森林里的原住民植物
because peaches aren't native to the woods.
我是一个孤独的桃子在这座城市诞生的时候
I was a lonely peach, left as trash from a tiki drink,
我从鸡尾酒里被挑出来扔了
when this entire city was created.
我从没真正融入进来
I never really fit in.
我一辈子都在向别人证明自己的价值
My whole life has been proving my worth to everyone.
所以我要离开这里去找女朋友
So I'm gettin' outta here and meeting up with my girlfriend
她在乔治亚州的亚特兰大
in Atlanta, Georgia.
当我出现在那里的时候
And when I show up,
就会给她一个大大的惊喜
it's gonna be a big surprise to my girlfriend,
因为她现在不回我电♥话♥
because she's not returning my calls right now.
我肯定她手♥机♥坏了
I'm sure her phone is probably broken.
她的某一个柏拉图式关系的肌肉男朋友
One of her muscular, platonic friends
大概踩到了它
probably stepped on it.
把金甜菜给我你们也不准跟着我
Gimme that shit and don't you dare follow me.
你们俩怂货
You're pussies.
你敢信
Can you believe that?
我不那些人肯定上了他女朋友
No, those guys are definitely nailing his girlfriend.
你得再派别人过来
I-I need you to send someone else.
你净找些傻叉
You keep sending a bunch of silly gooses
他们全死我身上了
who all end up dying on me
不是绊倒就是心脏病突发就是花生过敏
by tripping and heart-attacking and peanut-allerging.
你也被绑在床上了吗
You're being Gerald's Gamed too?