帮帮我托德（2022）

So Help Me Todd S02E08

Part 5 May 14, 2024, 2:49 p.m.

第一个引入豆腐汉堡的妈妈
on the block to introduce tofu burgers.
小区
"On the block"? Mm- hmm.
行吧大妈再试试吧
Okay, boomer. Try again.
妮可你能试着回答
Nicole, can you try to answer the- -
行吧
Finel
没问题
Sure.
是我想多了吗
: Is it my imagination
还是她真需要中场休息一下了
or does she need a time- out?
我觉得至少禁足一个月
: I would ground for a month, at least.
没人能理解我的生活没人
Nobody can understand my life, no one.
汤姆教练理解不了
Not Coach Tom, not Petey,
那个瘆人的力量和体能教练皮蒂也理解不了
that creeper strength and conditioning coach.
他们都是废柴我唯一能信任的人
They're all losers, and the only people I can trust
就是我父母
are my parents.
我现在能走了吗说完了
And can I go now? I'm done.
你搞错了长官
This ain't it, chief.
行吧
Gotcha.
你的委托人毁了
Your client has ruined
我女儿完美绚丽的人生
our daughter's perfect, beautiful life.
我们走吧
Let's go.
谢谢两位
BERTA: Ladies. Thank ybu
那个女孩
That girl
就是个魔鬼没错
is a monster. Yeah. Is a monster.
是的我虽然不想这么说但是
Yes, and I hate to say it, but...
苏珊我相信她的话
Susan, I believe her.
我也是
Me, too.
她自我膨胀到那种地步绝对不会觉得
With an ego like that, she would not even consider
自己需要吃兴♥奋♥剂♥才能赢
that she needed PEDs to win.
那么是谁给她吃的药呢
So, then, who drugged her?
我觉得我们应该考虑一下那个
I think that we should look into that- that creeper
瘆人的力量和体能教练
strength and conditioning coach.
好吧
Okay.
这是我以前上网球课的地方吗
This is where I used to take tennis lessons?
我一点都不记得了
I don't remember this place at all.
你那时候太小
Oh, you were young
都握不住网球拍
and not strong enough to hold a tennis racket.
总是掉到地上
You kept dropping it and falling down.
以至于教练问我们你是不是盲的
The instructor asked us if you were blind.
什么我多大啊两岁吗
What? How old was I? Two?
12了但我和你父亲真的都很尴尬
12, but it was very embarrassing for your father and me.
我们只好停课不再来这了
We had to stop the lessons and quit the club.
我很吃惊你们竟然没有逃到国外去
I'm surprised you didn't have to defect to another country.
我们有讨论过哎行吧他在那呢
Well, we talked about it. Ha, ha. Okay. Look, there he is.
力量和体能教练皮蒂·皮特森
The strength and conditioning coach, Petey Petersen.
不如你去跟他聊聊分散一下他的注意力
Why don't you go chat him up and distract him
然后我去为什么你不去跟他聊聊呢
while I go Why don't you go chat him up?
夫人我在网球场上的表现被你说的这么有问题
Look, lady, I'm apparently very questionable
而且我打算非法探查他的办公室
on the tennis court, and I am going to illegally snoop
所以如果你想要那个任务的话
into his office, so if you want that task.
我穿的衣服不合适
I am not dressed for this.
你的打扮去月球上参加鸡尾酒会都行
You are dressed for a cocktail party on the Moon.
去吧
Go.
好今天的课上的不错
PETEY: Okay, good session.
我们明天再继续练核心好吧
We're gonna work on that core again tomorrow. All right?
你好
Hello.
有事吗
Can I help you?
我想给我儿子
I am seeking some advice
寻求些专业意见
for- for my son.
好的他今年12
Sure. He's 12,
特别的策
and he's extremely clumsy.
体弱多病手臂细的像树枝
Weak. Sickly. Arms like twigs.
跑步
Can barely run
都跑不了直线
in a straight line.
我我在想
I- I was wondering
我觉得我可能帮不到你
I don't think I can help you.
我只训练有天赋的运动健将
I only train gifted, athletic kids.
不不不他肯定不是那种了
No, no, no, he's not that, no, no.
也许他需要来点给力的机能增强剂
Uh, maybe he needs a strong dose of those PEDs.
嘿女士那种东西
Hey, lady, that sort of thing
会让你惹上大♥麻♥烦的
can get you into serious trouble.
如果我说钱不是问题呢
Oh, what if I told you that money was no object?
如果我说我要报♥警♥呢好吧懂了
Oh, what if I told you I'm gonna call the cops? Okay, I hear you.
我强壮的很握个网球拍完全没问题啊
I'm strong enough to hold a tennis racket.
好的知道了
MARY: Okay, all right.
我把它放到文件柜里好吗
I'm putting it into the filing cabinet, yes?
请注意请注意
MAN: Attention, attention please.
由于电力故障
The Atlas Tennis Center is closing early
阿特拉斯网球中心将提前关闭
due to an electrical problem.
请尽快离开这里
Please make your way to the exits.
不是吧
Oh, come on.
你给我等着
I will see you later.
你干嘛呢你干嘛呢
What are you doing? What are you doing?
我终止任务了只能晚点再试试
I'm aborting the mission. We'll have to try again later.
双人网球教练吗我才不会跟你一起呢
Couples tennis coaching? I'm not doing that with you.
我也没让你来啊
Well, I didn't ask.
你应该觉得幸运
You should be so lucky.
我的双手反拍都很厉害
I have an incredible two- handed backhand.
怎么可能为什么啊你很多体育项目都很厉害
How? Why? You're too good at too many sports.
飞镖保龄球网球太奇怪了
Darts, bowling, tennis. It's weird.
不要事事都擅长好嘛
Stop being good at everything.
没办法天生的托德
Well, I was born this way, Todd.
总之我觉得那个体能教练
And anyway, I don't think that that strengthening coach
也不是嫌疑人好吧
is our suspect. Okay, well,
有个可疑的营养师
there is a suspicious nutritionist.
疑养师
A suss- tritionist.
我没打算这么说呵呵
I wasn't gonna say that. Ha, ha, ha.
一个可疑的营养师
SUSAN: A suspicious nutritionist?
疑养师玛丽·杰克逊 RDN
A suss- tritionist. Mary Jackson RDN.
说不好上锁的大文件柜
I don't know, big locked file cabinet?
里面肯定有猫腻
There's gotta be something in there.
所以你打算回去然后破门而入吗
So you're gonna go back and break into it?
不显然我妈有个大计划说来话长
No, apparently my mom has a big plan for that. Long story.
你吃的什么这什么东西还挺好吃的
What are you eating? What is this? It's good.
我的剩菜
My leftovers.
你不是晚上要和朱迪共进晚餐吗
Aren't you going out to dinner with Judy tonight?
对啊天我还有约会呢
Yes. My God, I have a date.
冷静点
Wow, calm down.
你为什么不吃自己的午餐呢什么午餐
Why don't you eat your own lunch? What lunch?
冰箱里有一大袋东西上面贴着你的名字
There's a bag in the fridge with your name on it.
有吗不可能啊
There is? No, there's not.
好吧可就是有啊
Okay, but there is.
我天不是吧我妈还给我打包了午餐吗
Oh, my God, wait, did my mom pack me a lunch?
她都多久没这么做过了
She hasn't done that since fifth gra- -
赖尔
Lyle. Wow.
这东西好像洗不下去的
That is not coming off.
所以就是面霜吗
JUDY: And that's just moisturizer?
所以你没事对吧
So...so you're- you're okay?
什么事什么事都没有
Everything is Everything's fine.
没有啊好着呢
Fine, yeah. Everything's great.
你喜欢这家餐厅吗
Do you like the restaurant?
喜欢
Yeah. Uh- huh.
那就好
Good.
服务员在那边
Oh, there's the waiter.
您好
Oh, excuse me.
那你的你的手
So, um, uh, about your, about your hand.
什么抱歉
What? Oh, sorry.
好吧原来两只手都有
Oh, okay, it's- it's both of them.
我的手吗这两只手吗
Oh, oh, my hands? These hands? Yeah.
不不不它们没事
No, no, no, no, no. They're fine.
这只是对日晒机的
It's just a weird allergic reaction to