外星居民（2021）

Resident Alien S03E01

Part 5 Feb. 25, 2024, 2:24 p.m.

我还离婚了
I'm also divorced.
我喜欢你感到紧张
I like that you're nervous.
这代表我不是唯一紧张的人
It means I'm not the only one.
我也很少约会
I don't date much either.
是吗？为什么
Yeah? Why not?
我经常搬家
I move around a lot.
从小时候就一直是这样
Always have, since I was young.
从没试过在一个地方逗留几个月
Never stayed in one place for more than a couple months.
那很不好受
That's hard.
我在这里长大，但离开过一段时间
I grew up here but, I left for a while.
当我回来后
And, when I came back
感觉像是把我的另一半遗下在某处
it sort of felt like I'd left half of myself somewhere else.
我很高兴我遇上这一半
Well, I'm glad I met this half.
或许换个说法
Or, no.
其实我仍是那个人
Actually, like I'm still that person,
只是有两个人在一个人内
but 2 people in one.
－我不知道－不
-I don't know. -No.
两个人在一个人内
2 people in one,
但有时候只有一半
but sometimes only half.
这算是完美的形容
That's kind of a perfect way to put it.
在新罕布♥什♥尔州读高中
High school was in New Hampshire.
我在湖边长大
I grew up on a lake.
我母亲是个叫玛莲的发型师
My mother was a hairdresser named Marlene
父亲是一名小镇医生
and my father was a small-town doctor,
有点像你的哈利范德史匹格
kind of like your Harry Vanderspeigle.
独一无二的哈利
Harry. One of a kind.
跟我说说他的事
Tell me about him.
别这样，我连第一杯酒也未喝完
Come on, I haven't even finished my first drink yet, you know?
真的想我谈工作吗
Really expect me to talk about work?
别担心，我不会再问哈利的事
Don't worry, I won't ask you about Harry again
直至第二杯酒
until drink number 2.
我与将军的结盟非常顺利
My alliance with the General is working well.
让她送军事监视装备来我家
Having her deliver military surveillance equipment to my house
比在网上购买♥♥更容易
is easier than buying it online.
我连运费也不用付
I did not even have to pay for shipping.
达丝不知道我们在这里，好吗
D'arcy doesn't know we're here, okay?
所以你要保证不会说出去
So you have to promise not to say anything.
这是怎么回事
What the hell is this?
我知道你会闭上你的小嘴
I know you'll keep your 'wittle' mouth shut
因为你不是告密者
because you're not a tattletale.
你不是
No, you're not.
你有尾巴，但那只是皮肤尾巴
You have a tail but it's just a skin tail.
好的，是时候让你浸浴缸了
Okay, so time to get your nubs in the tubs.
艾丝塔把她的化妆品留在家里
Asta left her makeup at home.
奇云男孩
Kevin boy.
你的皮肤是粉红色和有弹性
Your skin is pink and stretchy.
从耳朵至耳朵，一直至你的屁♥股♥
From ear to ear and down to your backside.
你没有毛发，样子像生鸡一样
You have no hair, and look like a raw chicken.
没错…你的皮肤是柔软的生皮
It's true... your skin is soft rawhide.
你好，水手
Well, 'hello, sailor.'
你好
Hi.
你想出去吗
You wanna get out?
它对它的身体很没自信
He gets so self-conscious about his body.
你在这里做什么
What are you doing here?
我只是在…做茱迪汤
I'm just, you know, make a little Judy soup.
你想试味吗
You wanna taste it?
确保已经做好？
Make sure it's ready?
糟了…
Oh...no. Oh.
我的身体升高了
My body is rising to the top.
请停止
Please stop.
好的
Fine.
或许我们不要说出去？
Maybe we can just keep this between us?
因为艾丝塔和达丝不知道
Because Asta and D'arcy don't totally know
我用她们的浴缸
that I use their bathtub.
我的浴缸全是肮脏碗碟
Mine's full of dirty dishes.
我会保守秘密
I will keep it a secret
若你也保守我来过这里的秘密
if you keep it a secret that I was here.
我口风很紧
My nips are sealed.
天啊，茱茱，你吓到我了
God, JuJu, you scared me.
你在这里做什么
What are you doing here?
奇云很想看你的新屋，所以…
Kevin really wants to see your new place, so...
明白，当然了
Okay, yeah, sure.
好的…没事，宝贝
Okay...That's okay, baby.
你可以去看睡房♥
You can go see the bedroom.
既然来到这里，我们就决定洗个澡
And while we're here, we just decided to take a bath.
－明白－洗得很开心
-Gotta. -It's working really well.
若有人向你提及我在这里
If someone mentioned to you that I was here,
那只是代表我保守秘密的能力
then that just means that I am way better
比他好很多
at keeping secrets than he is.
等等，有别人在这里？
Wait, someone else was here?
人类膀胱不被视为全满
The human bladder is not considered full
直至膀胱有两杯液体
until it holds 2 cups of liquid.
在这情况则是约瑟夫在喝的本地啤酒
Or in this case that local beer Joseph is drinking.
那比预期中更快
That was faster than expected.
或是因为那本地啤酒本身已像尿液
Maybe because that local beer is already like urine.
你好，我的朋友艾丝塔
Hello, Asta, my friend!
你在这里做什么
What are you doing here?
我忘了在你约会前给你幸运拥抱
I forgot to give you your good luck hug before your date.
祝你好运
Good luck to you.
好的，那很贴心，但你可以走了
Okay, that's sweet, but you can go now.
薯条
The French fries.
哈利
Harry.
－你好，贺霍太太－你好
-Hey, Misses Hawthorne. -Hi.
麦斯在吗
Is Max around?
在，进来吧
Yeah, sure, come on in.
麦斯，莎夏来了
Max! Sahar's here!
好的
Okay.
我去拿晚餐
I am gonna go pick up dinner.
莎夏，你想与我们一起吃吗
Sahar, do you want to eat with us?
不用了，谢谢，我不吃外卖♥♥
No, thanks, I don't eat take-out
因为外卖♥♥盒在慢慢摧毁地球
because the packaging is slowly destroying the Earth.
直接说不就可以了
It's okay to just say no.
你去了哪里
Where were you?
你应该在漫画店与我会合
You were supposed to meet me at the comic book store
让我们找些新人
so we could find some recruits.
我跟你说了
I told you,
我不想与那些孩子当朋友
I don't want to be friends with those kids.
我们的组织有我们两个就够了
Our group is fine with just the 2 of us.
两个人不是组织
2 isn't a group.
两个人是一对
It's a couple.
我以为两个人是几个人
I thought 2 was a few.
为何你会这样想
Why would you think that?
押韵
It rhymes.
听着，越多人越好
Look, more people is better,
因为永远无法预料何时会失去别人
because like, you never know, when you might lose someone.
我们会失去谁
Who are we gonna lose?
我
Me.
什么
What?
我要走了，麦斯
I'm going away, Max.
坐牢吗
To jail?
什么？不是
What? No.
我考入了颇具声望的
I tested into a prestigious academic program
加利福尼亚资优儿童学术计划
for gifted children in California.
但你不能搬家
But you can't move away.
我很抱歉没早点告诉你
I'm sorry I didn't tell you sooner.
我只是觉得若你有些新朋友一起玩
I just thought if you had some new friends to hang around with,
我离开的话，你也不会在乎
you wouldn't care if I left.
我当然在乎了
Of course I care.
你是我唯一的真正朋友
You're the only real friend I ever had
没让我觉得自己是怪胎
that didn't make me feel like I'm a freak.