老爸老妈的浪漫史（2005）
How I Met Your Mother S07E05
Part 4
Oct. 22, 2020, 2:16 p.m.
Today, I am your therapist.
今天 我是你的心理医生
What?
什么
You said yourself,
你也说了
I'm always looking for reasons not to be happy.
我总找理由让自己不幸福
Well, I'm trying to change that.
我在努力改变这点
So, if the only reason we can't be together
如果我们不能在一起的原因
is because I was in a vulnerable place
是因为在初相识的两个钟头里
for the first two hours we knew each other
我向你诉说了心底的秘密
then that is two hours of vulnerability you owe me.
那么应该换你 向我敞开心扉两小时
Sit down.
坐下吧
Okay.
好吧
Okay, but I must warn you, as a professional,
不过先提醒你 我可是专业医生
I'm immune to... Tell me about your mother.
不吃那一套 先跟我说说你妈吧
Everything she says is a manipulation!
她就是个控制狂
When I was seven years old...
我7岁的时候
Mr. Cootes.
库兹先生
Listen, I've been thinking a lot about what you said yesterday,
我一直在想你昨天说的话
about how we're all gonna die.
你说最后大家都是死路一条
Oh, I'm not gonna die.
我不会死的
I bought an old mine shaft in Colorado.
我在科罗拉多买♥♥了个废弃矿井
I've spent the last six months filling it with canned goods,
过去半年 我储备了充足的储备粮
assault rifles and all five seasons of Friday Night Lights.
步♥枪♥ 还有全五季《周五夜现场》
Okay, first of all, you can skip season two.
首先我要说 第二季太烂了不用看
Second of all, after our talk...
其次 我们谈话后
I came pretty close to giving up myself.
我差点儿就决定放弃原则
But then I went to the doctor with my wife...
但随后我陪老婆去看医生
and...
然后
I saw this.
我看到了这个
Boy or girl?
男孩还是女孩
I don't know.
不知道
But I know I sure as hell can't give up now.
不过我十分确定的是 我要坚持原则
So, if you're just looking for someone
如果你只是想找个
to hold the other end of the limbo stick,
没原则的人陪你玩游戏的话
you got the wrong guy for the job, and you know why?
那你就找错人了 知道为什么吗
'Cause you're three feet taller than everyone in this office?
因为你比同事都高上一米吗
No. Because if I am gonna work here,
不是 因为如果我打算在这儿工作
then first thing tomorrow morning,
那么明早第一件事
I'm walking down to Gruber Pharmaceuticals,
就是去找格鲁伯药业公♥司♥
and I'm rejecting their offer.
并拒绝他们的赔偿提议
Even if I have to do it myself.
即便是孤军奋战 我也义无反顾
Listen, I want you to know... I know.
听我说 我想告诉你 我知道了
Know what?
知道什么
Nora.
诺拉
Barney.
巴尼
Nora.
诺拉
Just say what you're gonna say!
有话就直说
I know you're old!
我知道你很老了
And I've been struggling with it,
我纠结了这个问题很久
but when I look at you...
可当我一看见你
I don't care, because I really like you.
我突然就无所谓了 因为我是真心喜欢你
And because for 37, you are keeping it toit!
而且以37岁高龄来说 你可真是前♥凸♥后♥翘♥
You think I'm 37?
你以为我37岁了
Well, if you were really 29,
如果你真是29岁
then you would have been a little kid
那你第一次看见伊渥克熊时
the first time you saw the Ewoks and you would have loved them.
必然是还是个孩子 是孩子就必然会喜欢它们
Barney, I didn't see any of the Star Wars movies until last year.
巴尼 我去年才开始看《星球大战》系列
You... you're 29!
你呀你 29岁万岁
You still have one good year left.
还有一年美好时光
What? Nothing.
什么 没什么
But Naveen's the neurosurgeon,
拉文是神经外科医生
so of course he gets all the attention!
所以理所当然 他是个宝贝疙瘩
Oh, Naveen is so smart,
拉文好聪明哦
he operates on people's brains!
他帮人的大脑做手术
Well, guess what, Mom?!
您猜怎么着 妈
I treat the human mind!
我治的可是人的思想
Our time is up.
时间到了
I don't think this is gonna work.
这样不行
I scared you off, didn't I?
我把你吓傻了吧
No, I mean, I don't think I can be your therapist.
不 我是说我不能继续治疗你了
You're really cute.
你太有爱了
The next day,
第二天
Marshall returned to Gruber Pharmaceuticals alone.
马修孤身深入格鲁伯药业的虎穴
I mean, you admit that you polluted the lake.
你们已经承认污染了湖水
We got the evidence.
我们有证据
We got the charts.
我们有图表
The fish...
有鱼
Fish, huh?
鱼
Fish are weird.
鱼很诡异
You ever think about the names of fish?
你们有琢磨过鱼的名字吗
I mean, come on.
拜托
Carp.
鲤鱼[有找茬儿的意思]
Garrison, what a nice surprise.
加里森 想不到你大驾光临啊
Your star apprentice was just, uh.
你的高徒正在
"Floundering."
不知所云
Little, little fish humor
说了点鱼的小笑话
for you guys.
娱乐大众
It was not going well.
进展不太顺利
I'm here to turn down the 24,000.
我是来拒绝你们的二万四的
Well, I can maybe get you 24,500.
加你五百也是可以商量的
Not... good... enough.
不 够 多
Where are we going?
我们要去哪里
To war, son.
战场 孩子
We're going to war.
我们要奔赴战场
We're going to save the planet.
我们要去拯救地球吗
And kids, as we now know, they did.
孩子们 我们知道 他们做到了
Hey, you know what was on last night?
你知道昨晚放什么了吗
Stand and Deliver. So good.
《为人师表》 太好看了
Whatever happened to Jacob James Olmos?
雅各布·詹姆斯·奥莫斯 怎么没见他了
Who?
谁
Jacob James Olmos. Whatever happened to that guy?
雅各布·詹姆斯·奥莫斯 怎么没见他了
He never existed.
没有这个人
It's Edward James Olmos.
人家叫爱德华·詹姆斯·奥莫斯[泰德是对的]
You're Olmos correct.
你差个名就对了
It's Jacob James Olmos.
他就叫雅各布·詹姆斯·奥莫斯
It's Edward James Olmos. Jacob James Olmos.
爱德华·詹姆斯·奥莫斯 雅各布·詹姆斯·奥莫斯
Edward James Olmos. You're joking, right...?
爱德华·詹姆斯·奥莫斯 开什么玩笑
Are you serious...?seriously. Jacob James Olmos.
你是说真的吗 严肃点 雅各布·詹姆斯·奥莫斯
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