哈莉·奎茵

欢迎来到马尔肯
Welcome to MalCon
牌照号♥GR8-VLN，请移一下你的火箭。
License plate, GR8-VLN, please move your rocket.
它就要被拖走了。
It's about to be towed.
噢，呜。谢谢你。
Oh, wow. Thank you.
我通常不戴首饰，但可以破例一次——
I don't usually wear jewelry, but I will make an excep--
这是会议用的胸牌。
It's a lanyard for the conference.
看
Look.
荒原狼还没来取他的。
Steppenwolf hasn't picked his up yet.
-经典之举。 -呣，星际间的臭狗屎。
- Classic move. - Mmm, intergalactic dom shit.
-爱他。 -荒原狼？
- Love him. - Steppenwolf?
-他是个军阀，对吧？ -哦，艾薇。
- He's a warlord, right? - Oh, Ivy.
当然他在阿波科利斯指挥着一支凶残的犬科军团，
Sure he captains a ruthless canine army on Apokolips,
但他真正的激♥情♥在于风险资本主义。
but his true passion is venture capitalism.
你可能认为托尼·索普拉诺只是个黑帮分子？
You probably think Tony Soprano is just a mobster?
不。他是靠开夜店发家致富的！
No. He made his real fortune from owning the Bada Bing!
我其实觉得他更像是利维亚中毒产妇的受害者。
I mean, I actually see him more as like a victim of Livia's toxic maternity.
所以我们将跟荒原狼会面？
So are we meeting with Steppenwolf?
你不会在你的第一次会议上就面见荒原狼。
You don't get face time with Steppenwolf at your first conference.
他只会为真正的革新者拨出时间。
He only makes time for the real innovators.
你可以随便乱打高尔夫
You can golf as drunk as you want
然后让闪电完成工作。
and let lightning do the work.
每次挥杆都很完美。
Perfect swing every time.
你听说哥谭这件事了吗
Did you hear about this thing in Gotham
有人把所有的雄树都换成了雌树。
where someone replaced all the male trees with female ones.
-对，那是我。 -雄树会引起过敏。
- Yeah, that was me. - You see, male trees cause allergies,
因为，不同于雌树，
because, unlike female trees,
雄树没有果实来容纳
they don't have fruit to contain the toxins
光合作用产生的毒素。
created during photosynthesis.
-对。所以我—— -我会给你发一篇文章。
- Right. That's why I-- - I'll send you an article.
已发送。
Done and done.
噢，是这样的……我发现我不在任何讨论组里。
Oh, man. So I... I'm just seeing that I'm not on any panels.
我只是很激动能用我酷炫的对答
I just was excited to impress everyone
给众人留下深刻印象。
with my cool answers to questions.
你正在做远比小组讨论更重要的事情。
You're doing something way more important than panels.
噢，我在那儿。“莱克斯-卢瑞45秒简介……”
Oh, there I am. "45 second intro to Lex Luthor..."
-等等。什么？ -那45秒是本周未最热门的时段。
- Wait. What? - That 45 seconds is the hottest time slot of the weekend.
你得节省你的嗓子。
You have to save your voice.
我让其中一个乔恩给你一些茶。
I'll have one of the Jons get you some tea.
我们只有这些吗？
Is this all we have?
-呣。 -哈！我为家族一辈子的积蓄。
- Mmm. - Ha! My life savings for the fam.
19块钱。
Nineteen bucks.
这些钱都不够交我的空气炸锅的电费。
That won't even cover the electricity for my air fryer.
好了，我们有19美元，
Okay, we have $19,
还有，呃，一个银制的婴儿拨浪鼓。
and, ugh, a silver baby rattle.
我们完蛋了。
We're screwed.
哦，上帝，哦，上帝，哦，上帝！
Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God!
不，我将不得不去学校了。
No, I'm gonna have to go to school.
午餐时我该坐哪？
Where will I sit at lunch?
没人要去学校。
No one's going to school.
我们只需要想办法弄些收入。
We just need to figure out a way to generate some income.
我可以卖♥♥掉我的几绺头发。
I can sell locks of my hair.
噢，等等，有更好的主意。
Oh, wait, better idea.
夜翼，那个屁♥股♥，直播，宝贝。
Nightwing, that ass, live cam, baby.
嘿，我的臀肌是非卖♥♥品。
Hey, my glutes are not for sale.
哦，自私鬼。那我来。
Ugh, selfish prick. I'll do it.
行吧？我曾经把我的脚租给
Okay? I used to rent out my feet
那些需要把鞋子穿破的有钱女人。
to rich women who needed their shoes broken in.
我打赌我的账号♥还能用。
I bet my profile is still active.
好了，那个就算了，
Okay, so not that,
但出租确实给了我一个主意。
but renting does give me an idea.
你好！这里是克莱格民宿吗？
Hello! This is CleggBnb?
是的。欢迎。你们一定是艾米丽和乔纳斯。
Yes. Welcome. You must be Amelie and Jonas.
-“约内斯。” -约纳斯。
- "Yonas." - Yonas.
约内斯
Yonas.
约纳斯
Yonas.
-约—— -请进请进。
- Yo-- - Please, please come in.
啊，这里有你需要的一切。
Uh, you'll find everything you need in here.
无线网络密♥码♥，房♥子的历史
The Wi-Fi password, the history of the house
还有，当然，餐厅推荐菜。
and, of course, restaurant recommendations.
嘿，你们这对小情侣何不
Hey, why don't you two lovebirds
回房♥间安顿一下，嗬？
go get settled in your room, huh?
嗨，艾米丽。瞧这门把手。
Hey, Amelie. Look, at the door knobble.
-真好看。 -别进去。
- So beautskiful. - Don't go in there.
-行吗？ -或那里。
- Okay? - Or there.
或那里。
Or there.
好吧，小气鬼。好吧。
Okay, meanie man. Okay.
嘿，这太冒险了。
Hey, this is too risky.
如果他们发现了我们的真实身份怎么办？
What if they find out who we actually are?
这一切都是值得的。
It's all gonna be worth it.
在出租♥房♥♥子，给优♥惠♥期间——
Between renting out the place, couponing--
我被纸割了好多口子。
I'm getting so many paper cuts.
我讨厌当穷♥人♥。
I hate being a poor.
我们得把装备买♥♥回来。
We have to buy back our gear.
或者我们用这笔钱来维持生计
Or we use the money to keep the lights on
而我来教你不用装备打架。
and I teach you to fight without your gear.
我觉得塔莉亚对你们的看法也许是对的。
I think Talia might be right about you guys.
没了你们的小玩意，你们就像没用的湿纸袋。
You're kind of useless soggy nut sacks without your little gadgets.
你竟敢——哈莉！
How dare you-- Harley!
好吧，让我们看看你的本事。
Okay, show us what you've got.
它始于一个马桶
It started in a single toilet bowl
上面有一张红肠三明治的外壳。
with a crust of a bologna sandwich.
现在，白领葡萄酒，
And now White Collar Wine,
这是马尔肯的官方指定饮料。
is the official beverage of MalCon.
我们从夏布利酒开始吧。
Let's start with the Chablis.
绿色果冻的香气
The nose of green jello
完美搭配陈年格鲁耶尔干酪
pairs well with an aged gruyere
-以及逃税。 -哦，黑色劳役。
- and tax evasion. - Ooh, Penal Noir.
哇，这是什么感觉？
Wow, what's this feeling?
好像我的头在旋转而胃在隆隆响。
It's like my head is spinning and my tummy is a-rumbly.
但我又感觉愉快。
But I also feel happy.
你不能喝。酒精会让声带发干。
None for you. Alcohol dries out the vocal cords.
我想把你介绍给一个人。
There's someone I'd like to introduce you to.
她是跟你一样的女人。
She's a woman like you.
-来见见—— -嘿！手提包不错。
- Meet-- - Hey! Love the tote.
(我是月球人和撼动者)
-还好吗？ -你们互相认识。
- Right? - You know each other.
天啊，你在月球上待太久了。
God, you've been on the moon too long.
我们在恶女商业午宴上就见过面了。
We already met at the Evil Women in Business Luncheon.
女人的午审？
Women's luncheon?
莱克斯，我们能借你一用吗？
Lex, can we steal you?
有个重要的任务
There's an important task
只有真正的猛♥男♥才能处理。
that only a very swole alpha can attend to.
我相信你的日程排满了，
I'm sure your schedule is packed,
但我很乐意为我们抽出时间来个
but I'd love to find time for us to get
情侣按♥摩♥。
a couple's massage.
这些挂绳快把我的脖子和心情弄坏了。
These lanyards are killing my neck and my vibe.
其实，我没被安排在任何小组。
Actually, I wasn't placed on any panels.
所以，如果你有空的话，除了莱克斯
So, if you're free anytime, except 45 seconds
致辞前45秒，那就，你知道……
before Lex's keynote then, you know...
去他妈的莱克斯。
Fucking Lex.
你是这里的热门新血。
You're the hot new blood here.
别让那个玩偶肯的模仿者拖你后腿。
Don't let that Ken doll wannabe hold you back.
那么他在耍我。
So he is fucking with me.
啊！荒原狼来了。
Ah! Steppenwolf's here.
如此引人注目的婊♥子♥！
Such an attention whore!
-天啊爱他。 -恶心。
- God love him. - Gross.
荒原狼，记得去年吗？
Steppenwolf, remember last year?
狼群。
Wolf Pack.
坐下！
Sit!
-令人作呕。 -你知道吗？
- Repulsive. - You know what?
我要和荒原狼见个面。