肯医生（2015）

Dr. Ken S02E14

Part 2 Sept. 7, 2020, 10:37 a.m.

让我觉得我的工作特别无聊
makes what I do sound pretty dull.
不不是无聊是日常
No. Not dull. Everyday.
不好意思让你失望了但如果你想要的是日常
Sorry to disappoint, but if you're expecting everyday,
你来错地方了
you came to the wrong place.
西区
West Side!
哪里的西区圣费尔南多谷西区吗
West Side of what? The Valley?
不是就是随口说说是我的口头语
Uh, no, it -- it's just a bit. It's something I say.
今天会是漫长的一天本
It's gonna be a long day, Ben.
萨姆森先生你确定你要去看皮肤科医生吗
Mr. Sampson, are you sure you want to see a dermatologist?
痣是良性的
Um, the mole is benign.
我想听听专家的意见
I'd like to hear it from an expert.
你经常推荐病人去看专科医生吗
Do you, uh, refer a lot of your patients to specialists?
-呃... -天啊是的
- Well-- - Oh, my God, yes. Yeah.
专科医生喜欢叫他踢皮球医生
Specialists like to call him Dr. Punt.
我不仅仅是给他们推荐专科医生
I do a lot more than just referrals.
-我... -还给他们开药
- I -- - Oh, yeah. Refills, too.
一大堆
Tons of them.
降压药降胆固醇药
Blood pressure medication, cholesterol medication,
几乎所有基础的日常药物
all of your basic everyday medications.
开药开转诊重新开始
Refill, refer, repeat.
天呐三开准则哟
Oh, my God, the three R's.
在你得出任何结论之前
Before you jump to any conclusions,
我们是基础医疗医师
we're primary care physicians.
我们位于医学前线
We're the front line of medicine.
我可以向你保证前线是不平凡的
And I can assure you the front line is anything but mundane.
-可以确认一下我的停车票吗 -好的
- Can you validate my parking? - Yep.
我已经等了一个小时了
I've been waiting an hour.
我知道我很抱歉阿什伯恩夫人
Yes, and I'm sorry, Mrs. Ashburn.
我们的排班程序出现了小故障
There's a glitch in the scheduling program.
一整天的时间都被重复预定了
I had double bookings all day.
你可以留着那本《美国周刊》
I'll tell you what, you can keep that Us Weekly
还可以再挑几本《零距离周刊》哦
and pick up some In Touch's while you're at it.
喂不准拿《时尚》杂♥志♥
Hey! I didn't say nothing about Vogue!
你这是在逼我检查你的包包了
Oh, so now you're gonna make me check your purse.
她是在追病人吗
Is she chasing a patient?
什么不不不
Huh? No! No, no, no.
她...她不会那样做的因为
She wou-- She -- She wouldn't 'cause,
你知道的她是...
you know, she's a...
朴医生
Oh, Dr. Park!
艾莉森·朴医生
Dr. Allison Park!
我想问你些问题
I'd love to ask you some questions.
好吧
Okay.
艾莉森·朴医学博士
精神科医师肯恩之妻
你可以看着我吗
Um, well, you can, uh -- You can look right at me
不要看着镜头
instead of at the camera.
好吧
Okay.
你在健托邦工作多久了
Uh, how long have you been working at Welltopia?
刚几个月
Just a few months.
我的手应该放哪
Uh, what should I do with my hands?
我应该...
Sh-- Should I...?
没口袋
No pockets.
我就放这里吧
I'll just put them here.
感觉怪怪的
Oh, that feels strange.
我还是拍手吧
I'll just clap.
最好不要弄出声音
Uh, that -- that's not good for sound.
我来啦
Hey, now!
你在蹭我的上镜时间吗
Are you stepping on my screen time?
既然两位都在了
Well, while I have you both here,
你们在健托邦工作最喜欢什么事
what's your favorite thing about working at Welltopia?
-每天跟肯恩一起工作 -停车位很不错
- Working with Ken every day. - A sweet parking spot.
我想给你看张照片我有张照片
I want to show you a picture. I have a picture.
你们的到来让他很兴奋
He's just excited you're here.
再加上他今天过生日更刺♥激♥了他
That and the fact that it's his birthday is over-stimulating him.
肯恩和艾莉森做了同事后
So, have things changed
事情有什么不一样吗
since Ken and Allison started working together?
对他来说吗
For him?
没有
Uh, no.
对他来说没有
No, not for him.
那对你呢
And for you?
我不打算骗你艾米
You know, I'm not gonna lie to you, Amy.
我还在适应中
It has been an adjustment.
我就像他工作上的伴侣
See, I was -- I was -- I was like his work wife.
而他现实中的伴侣来这工作了
Um, and now that his actual wife is working here,
就有点打乱了我们的节奏
it's just kind of... thrown off our rhythm.
负面情绪说够了
Enough negativity.
今天是肯恩的生日
It's, uh -- It's Ken's birthday.
我给他做了他最爱的蛋糕胡萝卜
I made him his favorite cake -- carrot.
等不及想给他个惊喜
I cannot wait to surprise him with it.
看到了是他
Oh, yeah, see, that's him.
他需要我
He needs me.
对
Yeah.
对他需要我
Yeah, he needs me.
这是我嗨翻传奇爆笑工厂的照片
That's me crushing it at the legendary Laugh Factory.
谁都知道我酷毙了
Ask anyone. I killed.
我最引以为傲的时刻之一
One of my proudest moments.
但后来我认识到比酷毙更棒的是什么
But then I realized what's better than killing?
拯救生命
Saving lives.
艰难的决定但拯救生命大过搞笑
Tough decision, but I had to go lives over laughs.
精彩马上回来「全美医疗...
And we'll be right back with "American Health--"
拜托别这样
Please stop doing that.
明白重来退回原点
Copy that. Reset. Back to one.
朴医生下一位病患已经过来了
Dr. Park, your next patient is ready.
如果可以我们想拍拍你看病的样子
Oh, we'd love to film you with a patient, if we may.
没问题病患什么情况
Oh, absolutely. So, who do we have?
-索尼娅·米勒 -我了个去
- Sonja Miller. - Oh, for sake!
你好索尼娅
Hey, Sonja.
我拉不出粑粑
I can't poop.
你是说你便秘了
You mean you're constipated?
我吃了十二块麸皮松饼啥都没拉出来
I ate 12 bran muffins, and nothing happened.
你不吃甲状腺药就会这样的
That's what happens when you don't take your thyroid medication.
我会给你开些软便剂
I will prescribe you some stool softeners,
但与此同时
but in the meantime,
你必须每天服用甲状腺素
you've got to take your Synthroid every day.
不就算吃了狗屁甲状腺素也拉不出来
No, I can't poop even when I'm taking my stupid Synthroid.
这家伙根本不知道自己在说什么
Um, this guy doesn't know what he's talking about.
很高兴你拍下来了
I'm glad you caught it on camera.
化验结果不会骗人
Well, lab results don't lie.
对我空空如也的马桶也不骗人
Yeah, neither does my empty toilet.
好化验结果显示你的甲状腺功能减退
Okay, your lab shows that you have an under-active thyroid,
就是说你没按照要求服用甲状腺素
which means you're not taking your Synthroid like you should.
你就这么无所不知吗
You're such a know-it all?
那让我拉粑粑
Make me me poop.
我们会每天给你打电♥话♥
We will be calling you every day
确保你有服用狗屁甲状腺素
to make sure you're taking your stupid Synthroid.
两周后再来我敢保证
Come back in two weeks, and I promise
你会拉得稀里哗啦
you'll be pooping like a champ.
好吗
Okay?
你是世上最无能的医生
You're the worst doctor ever.
两周后见
See you in two weeks.
妈妈你好
Hi, Mom.
拜托把镜头...
Would you mind just...?
抱歉
I'm sorry.
基础医疗通常更有意思
Primary care is usually much more exciting.
没事都说了我们找的不是「有意思」
It's okay. I told you we aren't looking for exciting.
可我是啊就因为今天要录节目
Well, I am. It's just that today's a show.
仅此而已
That's all.
等等
Wait.
等等摄像机还在拍吗
Wait, is that camera still on?
戴茉娜
Damona.
你今天一上午都在闹脾气
You have been acting the grump all morning.