喜新不厌旧（2014）

Black-ish S02E12

Part 5 Dec. 23, 2020, 4:36 p.m.

Hey, that's great, man.
说的很好哥们儿
But I'm a little busy right now, so if you could come back --
但是我现在有点忙假如你能待会儿再
Okay, not Davis
好 Davis
Baby, if you find my drawers --
亲爱的如果你发现我的内♥裤♥
Ma?
妈
Oh. Andre.
噢 Andre
Uh, listen, th-this is not what it looks like.
听着不是你想的那样
Uh, there was a -- there was a hornet
有一只有一只大黄蜂
That came toward my drawers, and then --
直直冲向我的内♥裤♥ 然后
Mama, this is exactly what it looks like.
妈妈别狡辩了
And -- and I'm okay with that.
我可以接受的
Okay, I'm not really okay with it,
好吧其实我还是接受不了
But if it makes you happy, it's...
但是只要你能开心那么
Thank you, baby.
谢谢你宝贝儿
I am happy.
我开心
I'm very happy.
我很开心
Very, very happy.
非常非常开心
OH, MY LORD! LORD, LORD, LORD!
噢我的主主啊主啊主啊
Oh, white jacket. Boom.
白夹克就是他了
She is a he.
她是个男的
Who is definitely not pulling off that white denim.
而且白牛仔服给他穿显然不帅
Well, I'm going to put an end to this.
我要去了结这个事儿
Yeah. We're gonna want to film this.
这个我们得拍下来
Yeah. Okay.
好吧
Your attention, please.
注意了各位
This man tried to catfish me.
这个男人在网上装成妹子钓我
What?
什么
He was going to try to trick me
他准备骗我
Into giving him money, an organ,
给他钱或者是割了我的器官
And worst of all, my heart!
最恶劣的是他想要骗走我的心
Which is also technically an organ,
严格意义上讲那也算是个器官
But in this case, heart means affections.
但是我想说的是心意味着情感
As you can see, I'm flummoxed.
正如你们所看到的我有多么受伤
People of the coffee house, boo this man!
咖啡馆里的各位嘘这个败类吧
Dude, seriously?
兄弟你没搞错吧
Booo!
嘘
Why are you not booing? Come on.
你们为什么不嘘他呢快来呀
Boo! Junior?
嘘 Junior
Kiersten? You're real!
Kiersten 你是真人啊
See, zoey? I told you she was real!
看到了吗 Zoey 我早就告你她是真的
My selfie game is strong. She came here for this.
我的自♥拍♥赞爆了她为了我来的哟
And this. And all of this.
为了这个还有这个
Kiersten, tell 'em
Kiersten 告诉他们
Whose milkshake brought you to the yard.
是哪位型男把你吸引来的呀
Ah...
啊
Kiersten?
Kiersten
Did we get all that? Oh, yeah.
都拍到了吗绝对的