喜新不厌旧（2014）
Black-ish S02E06
Part 3
Dec. 23, 2020, 4:34 p.m.
Bye!
拜
Bye. Oh.
拜
Trick or treat.
不给糖果就捣蛋
Hey, there. Welcome to the neighborhood.
嘿 欢迎来到这里
So, who are you supposed to be?
你是哪位
Juvon. Okay.
Juvon 好吧
What's your costume?
你扮演的角色是什么
Juvon.
Juvon
Okay, that's -- that's not really a costume.
好吧 这不是真的角色
Look, lady, I showed up, I said the thing,
听着 女士 我来了 我说了台词
And opened my bag.
还把袋子打开了
Are we gonna do this or what?
你到底要不要给糖啊
Ugh, why'd they have to take over my bedroom?
他们为什么非要占我的房♥间呢
Open up this door now, or else!
快点开门 不然
Or else what?
不然就干嘛
Or else I'll huff and I'll puff --
不然我就要暴怒了
What are you doing?
你这是干什么
I'm panicking! I don't know!
我慌了啊 我也不知道
Let's go, guys.
走吧 伙计们
Wait. Where are you going?
等等 你们要去哪
We're done. They won.
我们完了 他们赢了
Won? Because of one minor setback?
他们赢了 就因为这么一点挫折吗
You people are pathetic. You disgust me.
你们真是悲哀 恶心死我了
We don't have to get into the room to take them down.
我们不一定要进到房♥间里才能打倒他们啊
We just have to get into their heads.
只要给他们来点心灵冲击就行
What are you talking about?
你什么意思
Psi-ops. Crush their morale.
头脑游戏 挫掉他们的志气
Nicknames can hurt.
外号♥也可以很伤人的
Dad is still crushed by "Tea kettle."
"小茶壶"现在还可以折磨爸爸
You wear those for life. Right, long head?
这些外号♥都要被叫一辈子的 对不对 长脑袋
Oh, my god. Gurkel's right.
天哪 眼镜妹说的对
Well played. That hurt.
算你厉害 确实伤人
But you know what hurts the most?
但你们知道什么才是最伤人的吗
The brutal truth.
残忍♥的真♥相♥
Hey, cousin dante, your real dad was a nigerian busboy
嘿 Dante 你的亲生爸爸是
Your mom met at a carnival cruise.
你妈妈在狂欢节游♥行♥时遇到的尼日利亚小侍应
Whoa! Truth bomb.
哇哦 真♥相♥炸♥弹♥
Let me try.
让我试试
Hey, cousin cha-cha, look down at your sneakers.
Cha-cha 低头看看你的鞋
Look closely. They're Air Jorbans!
看清楚点 你那是双"乔班"
Oh!
噢
Let's go! Yes!
来吧 太棒了
What are those?!
这是什么牌的
Lovely costumes.
好可爱的装扮
Enjoy your candy.
好好享受糖果吧
And the word of god.
还有上帝之语
Really?
不是吧
You're giving bibles
你要送圣经给
To children on halloween?
万圣节来玩的小孩吗
Your treats give children cavities.
你的东西给他们带来蛀牙
Mine give them everlasting life.
我的能给他们带来恒久的生命
Okay. Trick or treat!
好吧 不给糖就捣蛋
Oh, the old wig switch!
你俩换了假发
That deserves more candy.
干得漂亮 再给些糖
See, ruby?
看到没 Ruby
That's what halloween's all about.
这就是万圣节的意义
It's all in good fun.
它是快乐的节日
Since when is fun
从什么时候起
Making the first lady look like a sodomite?
"快乐"意味着让第♥一♥夫♥人♥穿得像个鸡♥奸♥者一样
It's just a dress.
这只是条裙子
Trick or treat! Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
不给糖就捣蛋 不不不
You didn't even switch your wigs this time.
你们这次连假发都没换
Come on.
拜托
Go ahead. You can go now.
走吧 你们可以走了
Go ahead.
走吧
What?
什么
Oh! Did you just kick my frog?!
你刚刚是踢我的青蛙了吗
And so it has begun.
这就开始了
That wounded frog is no coincidence.
这受伤的青蛙可不是什么巧合
May god have mercy on our souls.
愿上帝赐我们的灵魂以仁慈
Dre?
Dre
Dre! Oh, hey.
Dre 嘿
Dre, we need to talk.
Dre 我们得谈谈
While I am enjoying the visiting trick-or-treaters immensely,
在我正享受"不给糖就捣蛋"的时候
Uh, janine got her ceramic frog broken.
Janine的陶瓷青蛙却被弄破了
That looks like your ceramic frog.
那看着像是你的陶瓷青蛙
Oh, well, yeah, but janine has one, too,
是 不过Janine也有一只的
And -- what -- what are you doing down there, anyway?
然后 你 你在这下面干什么
I'm fixing the sink, as I'm known to do.
我在修水槽 因为我会修
Without any tools and w-- crying?
连工具也不用吗 你是在哭吗
Dre, are you crying? Ain't nobody crying!
Dre 你在哭吗 没人哭啊
You're crying.
你在哭啊
Ain't nobody crying!
没人在哭
The-- there's a leak.
是因为漏水
A-a-a-and the water leaked on my face,
水 水都滴到我脸上了
And I'm fixing the sink with my bare hands like a man!
我在徒手修水槽 像个男人一样
But don't tell june bug I'm up here
不过别告诉甲虫我在这里
Because, you know, sink fixing is a -- is a one-man job.
因为吧 修水槽这事 就是个单人的活儿
Dre, he's harmless. He's just a gentle giant.
Dre 他多无害啊 多温柔的一个大块头
Yeah, to you maybe.
对你来说或许是
He's probably just jealous.
他大概只是嫉妒了
I mean, look at your life compared to his.
对比一下你们的生活吧
I mean
我是说
Like, this...
看看老娘
Come on.
拜托
This alone is worthy of you getting beat up.
光是我 就已经值得你被人打一顿了
You ain't wrong about that.
这你倒没说错
Ah, yeah, thank you. Yeah.
是吧 谢谢
You're right.
你说得对
This thing between june bug and me is silly.
我跟甲虫这事挺傻的
Maybe I will go talk to him.
也许我会跟他聊聊
Aww, thataboy. I should probably run, too,
这才对嘛 我也该走了
'cause I think janine put the sprinklers on in our yard
Janine好像把院子里的洒水装置打开了
To discourage the trick-or-treaters from coming to our door.
以防止孩子们来要糖
She is a bad person.
她这人可真不咋样
Like, a bad, bad person, that Janine.
真真的不咋样 这个Janine
Hey, guys.
嘿 伙计们
You ready to go trick-or-treating?
你们准备好去"不给糖就捣乱"了吗
Nah. We not really feeling it.
不 我们没这心情
Come on! It'll be fun.
来吧 会很好玩的
If you want, you can even steal our costumes!
你们还可以偷走我们的服装穿哦
Don't patronize us, Andre Jr.
别可怜我们了 小Andre
We get it. You have a real father.
我们知道了 你有个货真价实的老爸
And real jordans. Yep.
还有货真价实的乔丹鞋
We're sorry about all that.
对不起我们说了那些
We took the low road and we know it.
我们知道那样很没品
It was really Diane's idea.
其实都是Diane的主意
And I stand by it.
我就喜欢
For what it's worth,
不知道这么说你会不会好受点
We have no idea who Zoey's real father is.
我们根本不知道Zoey的生父是哪位
Pretty sure it's rick fox.
我很确定我爸是Rick Fox
And that's supposed to make me feel better?
说这个能让我心情好吗
My dad's some busboy on a boat.
我爸是个破船上的小帮厨
I bet he's a busman by now.
我敢说他现在已经掌勺了
Or he's worked his way up to, like, captain.
又或者他已经努力奋斗成为了船长呢
Yeah, right.
随便吧
No, seriously.
说真的
Look at me.
看着我
Look at me.
看着我的眼睛
He is the captain now.
你♥爸♥爸是船长了
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