喜新不厌旧（2014）
Black-ish S02E04
Part 3
Dec. 23, 2020, 4:34 p.m.
Oh, I had a day from hell.
我这一天累死了
Well, you're standing in a field of corn,
现在可以舒服点了
'cause I'm all ears.
我听候差遣
Oh, shush.
算了吧
That is how the world will meet Daddy's Day.
就这样向世界宣告爸爸节的到来
This is... this is dope, Mr. J.
这可真酷 J先生
I mean, like, you're a genius or something.
你就像一个天才
Oh, please. I don't need to hear that crap.
拜托 不用对我说这些
But, you know,
不过嘛
you can go ahead and tell other people.
你可以去告诉其他人
All right. All right.
好 好的
Dre, I got to say,
Dre 我得说啊
it's kind of screwed up that you cast Zoey's friend
你选了Zoey的朋友来代言爸爸节
as the face of Daddy's Day instead of your own daughter.
而不是选你亲女儿 这不太好吧
No, you know what's screwed up?
不 你知道真正不好的是什么吗
The fact that Zoey doesn't appreciate
是Zoey有爸爸
that she has a father.
却不懂得感恩
All right, when I was growing up, hell,
在我小的时候
hardly anybody had a daddy.
有爸爸的没几个
What are you talking about? Your dad was around.
说啥胡话呢 你♥爸♥爸不就在吗
But that's what a dad did.
但爸爸不就是我这样的吗
I mean, I claimed you,
你看啊 我承认你
provided you with food, shelter, clothing,
为你提供衣食住
whooped your ass, and went to the track.
打你屁♥股♥ 然后上路
Of course.
当然了
I did a year's worth of parenting in a fraction of the time.
我把一年的抚养义务用更少的时间来完成
It was surgical daddy.
我是"直击要害"型的父亲
It was deadbeat daddy.
说是"游手好闲"还差不多
Mm-hmm.
嗯哼
Call it what you want.
随你怎么说
I got in and I got out
我进进出出
and saved the mess that you made.
帮你擦屁♥股♥
I was the Mariano Rivera of fatherhood...
我是父亲界的马里安诺·李维拉
hall of fame bound.
要进名人堂的
Oh, you were the worst.
你是最烂的父亲了
But Dre's one hell of a father.
但Dre是个超棒的父亲
He even wore that bra thing.
那像胸罩的玩意他都穿过
Sure did.
无法反驳
Wore it once. Used it wrong.
穿过一次 还用错了
May have cut off Jack's oxygen.
可能差点把Jack勒死
We don't know. We know.
不确定 确定
Yeah. We know. Well, we know.
确实是 好吧 确定
Look, look, look, look... the point is,
听着 听着 重点是
you want your kids to acknowledge all you do.
你想让你的孩子们感谢你做的一切
Especially your firstborn baby girl.
尤其是你的大女儿
Hell, all a dad ever wants is the love of his daughter.
一个父亲的毕生所愿就是得到他女儿的爱
Frankly speaking,
说实话
a son is just a disappointing photocopy of yourself.
儿子只不过是父亲失败的复♥制♥体罢了
He wrote that in my 10th birthday card.
他把这句话写在了我十岁生日的贺卡上
There are many ways to say it,
这个词有很多种说法
but only one man who deserves to hear it.
但只有一个人 值得你如此称呼
Who's your daddy?
你的爸爸是谁
Daddy's Day.
爸爸节
Ooh, black man.
帅呆了
All right?
怎么样
God is on his side. Outstanding, Dre.
上帝与你同在啊 棒极了 Dre
We are gonna make a fortune.
我们要大赚一笔了
This must be how Jesus felt when he invented Christmas.
这应该就是耶稣发明圣诞节时的感觉
Okay, hey, guys, so, without further ado,
好 嘿 伙计们 不罗嗦了
I'd like to introduce you...
我要向你们介绍
To the face of Daddy's Day.
爸爸节的代言人
She exists. I thought she was C.G.!
她是真人啊 我还以为是电脑合成的
And to think,
更别提
this lovely little angel doesn't even have a daddy
这位可爱的天使都没有爸爸
to soak in all that love.
能让她感受那份爱
She's a bastard.
她是一位私生女
She seems so normal and clean,
她看着如此正常 纯净
like a loved girl who will turn out okay,
像一位在爱中正常成长的女孩
instead of what's really gonna happen to her.
而不是如她所真实经历的那般
Okay, now I'm getting sad.
现在我觉得悲伤了
Mom, Resheida just texted me
妈妈 Resheida刚给我发短♥信♥
and said dad's giving her a driving lesson.
说爸爸在教她开车
Yeah, I know.
我知道啊
But don't let it bother you, sweetie.
但是不要感到困扰 亲爱的
I mean, she doesn't have anyone to teach her how to drive,
她也没有人可以去教她驾驶
and you guys both have that test.
而且你们都需要参加考试啊
Okay.
好吧
If that's how you want to play it,
如果你想这么玩
game on, square man.
那我们就玩
How's the pressure?
力度如何
Don't hold back, sweetie. Mama's not made of glass.
别留力 亲爱的 妈妈又不是玻璃做的
All right.
好了
Parallel parking... it's the hardest part.
侧方停车 这是最难的了
It's so hard, they didn't even try it
这技术太难了 任何一部
in any of the "Fast and Furiouseseses."
<速度与激♥情♥>里都没敢尝试
Cool. Okay, I'm just gonna need you to relax, okay?
酷 好了 你只需要放松 好吗
All right. All right, go.
好 去吧
Back it up. Cut the wheel to the right.
倒 方向盘往右打
Cut the wheel down hard!
使劲打方向盘
Stop, stop! It's a high curb, low door.
停 停 马路牙子比底盘高
Oh, lord. Okay.
天哪 好吧
Back it up? Back it on up.
倒吗 倒吧
Too fast!
太快了
Cut it!
转方向
Cut it!
转方向
Ain't nothing parallel about this.
这可一点都不直
Ain't nothing parallel!
一点都不直
Did you just get up on the curb?
你是开上了马路牙子吗
Aw, baby, that's my rim!
天哪 我的轮圈啊
That's my rim!
我的轮圈啊
Not bad.
挺好的
Hey, I'm sorry I was a little tough on you.
嘿 抱歉我对你有点苛刻
I've been told that, you know, I'm a yeller.
有人跟我说过 我是个爱吼的人
Well, yelling is caring.
吼代表关心嘛
Uh, Mr. J., you good?
J先生 你还好吗
I'm good. It's... it's...
我没事 只是
it's just that someone finally gets me.
只是终于有人懂我了
Watch out. Baby driver coming through.
小心 新手上路
What up, big D.?
好啊 Dre
**Drive slow, homie*
*慢点开 伙计
背景音乐 Kanye West - Drive Slow
Now, when you see the police, keep going, all right?
看见条子 别停 好吗
Onward to the liquor store!
向烟酒店前进
**Drive slow, homie*
*慢点开 伙计
Zoey had fired her first shot, and it was a good one.
Zoey率先行动了 而且一出手就是狠招
*You never know, homie* Oh, shoot.
*防不胜防 伙计* 糟了
I left all the hamburger in the car?
我把汉堡都落在了车里
That meat has just been festering
那些肉早烂了
in that hot trunk for, like, two days.
在热后备箱里搁了两天
Don't worry, Mom. Juju's got this.
别担心 妈妈 交给Juju吧
I'm s... I'm sorry, who's Who's... who's Juju?
等等 抱歉 Juju是谁
See?
看见了吗
Throw him a little love, he'll do anything for you.
给他一点爱 他会为你做任何事
I know. It's like he'd die for me.
我知道 就好像他会为你去死
Yeah.
是啊
But the real question is will he kill for you?
但真正的问题是 他是否会为你下杀手
Why would that be the question?
为什么这会是问题
There will be a day.
总有一天
There always is.
总会来的
A day...
一天
What?
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