喜新不厌旧（2014）
Black-ish S01E01
Part 1
Dec. 23, 2020, 4:23 p.m.
Okay, so, I'm just your standard,
好 我只不过是个标准
regular ol' incredibly handsome,
普通又极其帅气
unbelievably charismatic black dude.
还魅力非凡的黑人老兄
Now, this drooling, pigment-challenged,
而这位流着口水 不怎么黑的
mixed-race woman is my wife, Rainbow.
黑白混血女人 则是我老婆 Rainbow
And, despite what she looks like right now, she's a doctor.
别看她现在这个样子 她可是个医生
We're lucky.
我们很幸运
We've got a great house, four great kids, and my pops.
我们有超赞的房♥子 四个超赞的孩子 还有我爸
It's a far cry from where it all began.
这跟我小时候的状况简直天壤之别
That's why I promised my parents I'd get an education,
所以我答应过我父母 会好好读书
graduate, and get myself out of there.
顺利毕业 逃出那鬼地方
I guess for a kid from the hood,
对于一个小混混出身的人来说
I'm living the American Dream.
看来我的美国梦实现了
The only problem is,
唯一的问题是
whatever American had this dream
那些怀着这梦想的美国人
probably wasn't where I'm from.
大概都不是从我老家来的
And if he was, he should've mentioned the part
不然的话 他就能告诉你
about how when brothers start getting a little money,
黑人兄弟在这里赚的钱越多
stuff starts getting a little weird --
事情就会变得越诡异
Like in my neighborhood.
例如在我家社区里
Sometimes I feel like a bit of an oddity.
有时候 我觉得自己好像是什么奇人异事
And if you look to your left,
看看你们的左边
you'll see the mythical and majestic black family
面前的就是传说中的黑人♥大♥家庭
out of their natural habitat and yet still thriving.
离开了他们的自然栖息地 却依旧枝繁叶茂
Go ahead and wave. They'll wave right back.
来挥挥手吧 他们也会挥手的
They're just -- just amazing.
他们真的 真的太棒了
Sometimes I worry that, in an effort to make it,
我有时候会担心这会导致
black folks have dropped a little bit of their culture
黑人抛弃自己的种族文化
and the rest of the world has picked it up.
我们的文化会被其他种族趁机抢了过去
They even renamed it "Urban."
他们还管这叫"都市风"
And in the "Urban" World,
而在这"都市风"的世界里
Justin Timberlake and Robin Thicke are R&B gods,
贾老板跟Robin Thicke成了R&B天王
Kim kardashian's the symbol for big butts,
Kim Kardashian成为了丰臀的象征
and Asian guys are just unholdable on the dance floor.
这些亚洲小伙子跳舞跳得势不可挡
Come on! Big butts? R&b and dancing?
不是吧 丰臀 R&B还有跳舞
Those were the black man's go-tos!
这都是黑人的招牌啊
I'm definitely not complaining.
我绝对没在抱怨
I love my life.
我热爱我的生活
And not that I want to go back
我并不是说我想
to the days of being the big, scary black guy.
当回那个吓人的大块头黑人流氓
But I have to admit --
但我必须承认
It did kind of have its advantages.
那日子也有好的地方
Even though we were close,
尽管我们很亲近
my pops had a weird way of showing he loved me.
我爸总是用他那奇怪的方法 来表达他对我的爱
Hey, pops. Hey, hey, son, can I just get some coffee in me
老爸 嘿 儿子 能不能先让我喝点咖啡
before you start with all that mess.
你那些屁话晚点说不行吗
And by "Weird," I meant he didn't show it at all.
而奇怪指的是 他完全没表达出来
Good morning, Zoey.
早上好 Zoey
Hey, dad.
嘿 爸
Are you wearing that awful cologne again?
你又喷了那瓶恶心的古龙水吗
Why?
干嘛了
Because it smells like you're wearing the awful cologne again.
因为你闻起来就像是喷了那瓶恶心的古龙水
Did seem like a pretty straightforward question there, son.
这答案确实挺明显的啊 儿子
Right?
对吧
Nice try. I'm not gonna let you ruin my day.
想得美 我可不会让你毁了我的好日子
Good morning, Mr. Senior Vice President.
早上好 高级副总裁先生
Mwah! Hey, baby.
嘿 宝贝
Hey. Hear that, pops?
听到没 爸
Stevens is announcing my SVP promotion at work today.
Stevens今天要宣布把我升为高级副总裁
Whoohoo! Yeah, and if you'd have joined that black firm, like I told you,
喔噢 要是你听我的 进了那家黑人公♥司♥
you'd have been Mr. President five years ago.
你五年前就已经是总裁先生了
Yeah, but for half the money.
对 但薪水只有一半
So? It's a black company.
又怎样 那可是家黑人公♥司♥
You got to make an adjustment for the negro inflation tax.
得做出点调节来适应通货膨胀税吧
Pops, I am gonna be the first black SVP at Stevens & Lido.
爸 我将是史蒂文斯利多公♥司♥的第一个黑人高级副总裁
This job is about more than just money to me.
对我来说 这工作代表的不仅是金钱
Uh-huh.
嗯哼
It's about breaking down barriers.
这代表着消除壁垒
Yeah. Breaking down barriers -- equally important to money.
对 消除壁垒 跟钱是一样重要的
But just so that I'm clear,
但我只是想问问
there is a salary increase, right?
会有加薪的对吧
Yes, baby. Okay.
有的 宝贝 好
All right. Hey, Junior.
好了 嘿 Junior
Mm, mm, mm, mm! Unh!
嗯嗯 嗯嗯 嗯哼
All right, all right. Let's go. All right.
好了好了 出发吧 好的
Oh, why don't y'all go get a room?
去开个房♥吧你们
I can't believe I marched on Washington
真不敢相信我当年进军华盛顿
and fought for my country to watch y'all do that mess.
为国家浴血奋战 最后居然要看你们做这鬼事
You shot yourself in the foot to get out of the army.
你为了从军中逃出来 开枪射了自己的脚
And you were in D.C. for an Isley Brothers concert.
你去华盛顿 只是为了看The Isley Brothers演唱会
You shot yourself? Can we see?
你开枪射自己了吗 我们能看看吗
Look here. Mnhmnh, mnhmnh. Mnhmnhmnhmnh. Pops.
看这里 不不不 爸
I want to see!
我要看嘛
Why do you have to get to school so early, son?
儿子 你为什么要这么早到学校
Oh, uh, tryouts are today.
今天有选拔赛
I want to get a little extra work in so I'd be ready.
我想做点额外的训练 好好准备
Okay. Work on the handle.
好 好好下功夫
Lock down that point-guard spot.
瞄准控球后卫这位子
Um...There's no point guards in field hockey, dad.
曲棍球里没有控球后卫的 爸
Field hockey?!
曲棍球
Man, isn't that a woman's sport?
兄弟 那不是给女人玩的吗
Nope. Um, a lot of people think that, though.
不是 不过很多人都这么想
A lot of people never think about field hockey, man.
很多人都不会想到曲棍球这玩意儿
What happened? We were hoopin' all summer long.
怎么了 我们不是整个夏天都在练篮球吗
I thought you were gonna try out for the team,
我以为你打算进篮球队
show these valley glen boys the Johnson family jumper.
给那些格兰谷社区的孩子看看Johnson家的弹跳力
The Johnson family wha--
Johnson家的什么
Dad, you didn't hit one jump shot all summer.
爸 整个夏天 你一次跳投都没成功
Hey.
嘿
It's not about the accuracy, son, all right?
这跟进不进球没关系 好吗
The family is known for our form.
我们家的招牌就是这动作
Look at that. Look at that elbow.
看看这 看看这手肘
Look at that.
好好看看
Right.
行吧
Anyway, I thought about playing hoop,
总之 我本来想打篮球的
but all my friends are fee-hocking it this year,
但我所有朋友今年都玩曲棍球
Fee-- so I figured, you know, when in Rome...
所有我想 你知道 在罗马
W-when in Rome?
罗马怎么了
You are not in Rome! You're in L.A.!
你不在罗马 你在洛杉矶
You know what?
你猜怎么着
I'm not gonna let you ruin my day.
我不会让你毁了我的好日子的
Field hockey.
曲棍球
What's up, Mr. J? What's up, Zach?
好吗 J先生 好吗 Zach
What's up, Andy? What's up?
好吗 Andy 好
"Andy"?
Andy
That's not even close to "Andre."
这发音跟Andre一点都不像啊
I think it says I'm edgy but approachable.
我觉得这代表我时髦又亲切
I think it says, "I hate my father and I play field hockey."
我觉得这代表 我恨我爸爸 我还打曲棍球
Well, Zach thinks it's cool,
Zach觉得这很酷
and it's also a derivative of "Andre."
这名字也是从Andre昵称啦
We discussed it, and I think I like that --
我们讨论过了 我挺喜欢的
There were so few of us at Stevens & Lido
史蒂文斯利多公♥司♥里的黑人很少
that being black made you feel like
所以公♥司♥里面的黑人同事
you were part of a little family.
就像是个小家庭一样
So when one of us made it, it was kind of like we all did.
于是当其中的一个人成功了 感觉就像大家都成功了
And right now, I was that one.
而现在呢 我就是成功的那个
I'm not saying I was the Jackie Robinson
这并不代表完成为了
of Stevens & Lido advertising or anything,
公♥司♥广♥告♥部的Jackie Robinson
but, I mean, if other people were saying it,
但是 如果其他人这么说的话
they wouldn't be wrong.
也没有错啦
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