大嘴巴（2017）

Big Mouth S01E10

Part 3 Oct. 9, 2020, 11:11 a.m.

Oh, I never thought of it like that.
这我倒没想到
Oh, my God. Fuck.
天呐我去
Both our houses suck.
咱们两家都挺操蛋的
Yeah. But spending time with you doesn't suck.
是啊但和你一起的时光就是美好的
Oh, no.
不
Ponytail.
马尾辫
Oh, Andrew. Are you sick? Have you lost a lot of fluids?
安德鲁你是不是生病了缺水了
No, Mrs. Birch. I'm fine.
没有伯奇夫人我没事
He's not fine. A cardiologist knows a broken heart.
才不是心脏病专家就能看出他的心碎
You poor baby. And there's only one cure.
可怜的孩子何以解忧
A hug from your friend's father while he holds a magazine.
唯有来自你朋友拿着杂♥志♥的爸爸的拥抱
I thought you were going to a baseball game with your aunt?
我还以为你要去跟你阿姨看棒球赛
A foul ball hit her in the face,
一个界外球砸到她脸上
so she died in 2011. What?
然后她死在了2011 什么
Can I use your bathroom? Does your bathroom have a lock?
我能用下你洗手间吗有锁吧
You wanna use it right now?
现在就要吗
Oh, and what's your Wi-Fi password?
对了你们WIFI密♥码♥是什么
Oh, that's "WE LOVE OUR CHILDREN," All caps.
"我爱我家" 都是大写
I gotta go. Have fun surfing the web.
我走了上网愉快
Oh, Andrew, you make me feel so good.
安德鲁你弄得人家好爽啊
So can you take your clothes off?
那你能把衣服脱了吗
But you must go to my Amazon wish list first
但你要先去人家的亚马逊心愿清单
and buy me mini fridge.
给人家买♥♥个迷你冰箱
You'll take off your clothes if I buy you a mini fridge?
我给你买♥♥冰箱你就脱是吧
Yes. I'm so hot,
是的人家好热
but I must be made cold.
需要降温
Andrew, you okay? Who are you talking to?
安德鲁你没事吧你在跟谁说话
Occupied.
有人了
Hey, sweetheart, you need to take a break from pornography.
亲爱的别看黄♥片♥了歇会儿吧
What? Are you kidding? I thought you were a hormone monster.
开什么玩笑你不是荷尔蒙怪物嘛
Hey, you know I'm all about jacking that stack,
虽然我每天就是撸撸管
living that horndog life,
看大奶
But this is pure compulsion.
但这也是迫不得已
You've taken something beautiful and made it ugly.
但你现在把一个美好的事情搞得特别不堪
Well, then get lost, Maury.
那就滚吧莫里
That's cold.
这么无情
Goodbye, kiddo.
再见了孩子
And then, after all those lies,
撒了这么多谎之后
he comes over and locks himself in the bathroom.
他过来就把自己锁在厕所里
It doesn't make any sense.
根本说不通啊
It's as clear as day. He's doing smack.
事情再明显不过了他在嗑药
I don't know. That doesn't sound like Andrew.
我不知道但这不像他的作风
My friend Booger Wheeler got left by a lady.
我朋友布格·惠勒被一个女的
Sent him straight to the needle.
直接捅了一针
And he died with his eyes open wide.
然后就死不瞑目
So, what are you saying? It's hopeless?
所以你要说什么没救了吗
No. Go save your friend.
不快去拯救你的伙伴吧
Kick down the door, grab his drugs and bring him up here.
把门踹开收了毒品带他上来
And don't forget to bring a spoon.
别忘了给我也带一勺
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
爽好爽
Oh, Andrew. Hey, great.
安德鲁你好啊
Whoa, what the--?
什么鬼
Why don't you come in here, join us? Me?
不来加入我们吗我吗
Yeah, you. Could it be? Don't know.
对就是你还能是谁呢
Adrian, you stole a cookie from the cookie jar.
艾德里安你从曲奇罐里偷了个曲奇
I'm Andrew. Yeah, this is Cookie.
我是安德鲁是这是曲奇
My name's Kitty.
我叫凯蒂
Hey, and I'm great. Come on in, buddy. Yeah, through the screen.
来吧朋友就从屏幕里进来
What? Come in? That's it. Closer.
什么进来对靠近一点
Okay, I don't know why I trust you, but I-- whoa!
好吧不知道为什么相信你但是
Andrew, open up. Put down the needle.
安德鲁开门放下针管
Andrew? He's gone.
安德鲁他走了
Did he OD on heroin? Heroin? No.
他嗑药嗑死了吗嗑药不是
He's addicted to pornography.
他是看黄♥片♥上瘾了
Nick, Andrew has been sucked into the PornScape.
尼克安德鲁被吸入色之幻境了
The what?
吸入什么
An alternate dimension where pornography comes to life.
是黄♥片♥中的场景变为现实的异维空间
PornScape.
色之幻境
Oh, yeah. Oh, God.
爽天呐
Oh, yeah. Andrew!
爽安德鲁
If we don't get him out of the PornScape soon,
如果我们不立马把他从色之幻境解救出来
he'll never be able to connect
他将永远都不能
to anyone on an emotional or sexual level.
与他人进行情感上或身体上的接触
Take my hand, Ned. It's Nick.
抓住我的手奈德是尼克
Yeah, that's what I said.
我就是这么说的
Just squeeze a little bit. No. Okay. I'm a little...
再挤挤好吧我有点
Sorry, can you just shift a little? My leg is cramping.
能稍微换个姿势吗我腿都要抽筋了
Oh, you're cramping? I'm upside fucking down.
你腿抽筋老子可是在下边的
The synagogue where Cantor Dina works.
领唱迪娜的犹太教堂
I just wanna, like, do something to it.
我就是想对它做点什么
Let's throw a brick through a window.
扔砖头砸窗户吧
Of the synagogue? That's a little hate crimey, Jay.
对犹太教堂这样有点过分了吧杰伊
What if we let it be known that Cantor Dina,
如果我们说迪娜领唱
as a snack, eats little pieces of shit?
其实是一条吃屎的蛇呢
Why is that your go-to thing?
你怎么会想做这种事
What's that?
什么声音
What's wrong, buddy? What's in there?
怎么了伙计里面有什么
Holy shit! Oh, my God! There's a dead body!
我♥操♥ 妈呀一具尸体
Will you be my girlfriend?
你愿意做我女朋友吗
What? This is not the time!
什么现在不是时候好吗
Then when is? Not now!
什么时候是不是现在
I'm in love with you, Jessi!
我爱上你了杰西
The Italian Stallion? Hey, great.
意大利种马你们好啊
We're looking for Andrew. Have you seen him?
我们在找安德鲁你见到他了吗
Pear-shaped, glasses, smells like cold pasta.
梨型身材戴眼镜一股凉意面味儿
Oh, yeah. I thought his name was Adrian.
对我还以为他叫艾德里安
He's the king. 'Cause, you know, he's a good king.
他是我们的王而且是个很好的王
Yeah, well, we need to talk to him.
我们需要找他谈谈
Oh, you don't talk, though, you listen.
你不能说只能听
You know, in here, we're all his children, right?
在这里我们都是他的子民
I mean, the guy is a sex god.
他是性♥爱♥之神
Do you know how to find him?
你知道怎么找到他吗
Yeah, he's up the River Dicks.
他就在屌♥河那边
I'll take you there, and this hairy guy too.
我带你和这位毛兄弟去
Get over here. Give me a kiss. Get the fuck outta here. Let's go.
过来亲一个好了滚吧跟我走
What is this place?
这是什么地方
What you're seeing is Andrew's search history.
你见到的都是安德鲁的搜索记录
Everything he watched, you know, come to life.
他看过的片子变成了现实
Hey, great. It's Mickey, Paulie, and all the gals.
这是米奇波莉还有其他姑娘
This is my fault.
都是我的错
I never should've forced Andrew to watch The Italian Stallion.
我不该让安德鲁看《意大利种马》
Maybe I had something to do with it,
也许跟我也有点关系
you know, ravaging him with puberty and all.
让他的青春期就这么肆无忌惮
Speaking of, when are you gonna ravage me with puberty?
说到这个你什么时候能让我到青春期
Oh, this again. You're just not ready.
又来了你还没准备好
Then why did you bring me along to this porn world?
那你为什么要带我来这个色情世界
It's called the PornScape.
是叫色之幻境
It's a cool name. Please use it.
这么酷炫的名字别说错了好吗
I brought you to the PornScape
我带你来色之幻境
because Andrew listens to you. He respects you.
是因为安德鲁听你的尊重你
Hey, no offense, but we're here.
无意冒犯我们到了
But where's Andrew? Adrian? Hey, king's in there.
安德鲁在哪艾德里安在那儿
It's the heart from the science museum
这是科学博物馆之心
where I skullfucked Garrison Keillor.
我♥操♥盖瑞森·凯勒的头骨的地方
Andrew and Missy almost kissed there, but that's not relevant.
安德鲁和米西在那差点亲上但没关系
All you need to know
你需要知道的就是
is that I put my penis in Garrison Keillor's skull.
我♥操♥了盖瑞森·凯勒的头骨
Sorry. You can't go in there.
抱歉你们不能进去
Bring them to me.
把他们带上来
Oh, Andrew. Jesus Christ.
安德鲁我的天呐