大嘴巴（2017）

Big Mouth S01E01

Part 5 Oct. 9, 2020, 11:08 a.m.

You didn't do anything! I--
不关你的事我
I saw your...
我看到你的
and it was big and hairy. Yeah, so?
好大还有毛所以呢
And mine isn't, and I don't know if it ever will be.
我的不是不知道以后会不会变成那样呢
Well, count your blessings. Mine's not so great either.
给你点安慰我的也不咋地
Mine just made me jizz in my nice pants.
我刚才射在裤子里了
It's embarrassing.
太丢人了
Everything's embarrassing.
一切都很丢人
Everything is so embarrassing.
太丢人了
My pants are in the toilet. Oh, man.
我裤子掉马桶里了我♥操♥
Andrew, why didn't you wash them in the sink?
安德鲁你干嘛不在水池洗裤子
That is a great question, Nick.
问得好尼克
It's because I panicked. What am I gonna do?
我慌了呗我该怎么办
Nick and Andrew, you're friends again. Nick's pants are gone.
尼克安德鲁你们和好了尼克的裤子没了
The teachers look poor. What the fuck is going on?
老师好像很穷到底怎么回事
Well, Matthew, it's been a great night in ancient Mesopotamia--
马修古美索不达米亚今晚特别棒
Boring! Nick, we heard you kissed Jessi in the hallway.
无聊尼克我们听说你在走廊亲了杰西
Uh, Jessi and I would appreciate
我和杰西希望大家
that you respect our privacy at this time.
可以尊重我们的隐私
Sounds like he fingered her.
他好像给她指交了
Join us tomorrow when we find out Coach Steve
我们我们会说说史蒂夫教练
lives in a joke of an apartment near the airport.
住在机场旁边的公♥寓♥的故事
LaGuardia, and, technically, I live in a storage unit, so...
是拉瓜迪亚机场而且严格来说是仓库
Hello? Oh, uh, good evening.
你好晚上好
Who are you? Don't worry about it.
你是谁这不重要
I'm just here to give your friend a nocturnal emission.
我是来这让你朋友梦遗的
Are you the puberty fairy?
你是青春期精灵吗
The fuck did you just call me?! The puberty fairy?
你叫我啥青春期精灵
"Puberty fairy"? I'm the Hormone Monster.
青春期精灵我是荷尔蒙怪物
I'm not a fairy.
不是精灵
I mean, sure, I fuck around with dudes but I'm not a fairy.
虽然我经常和男孩混在一起但我不是精灵