大嘴巴（2017）

Big Mouth S01E08

Part 2 Oct. 9, 2020, 11:10 a.m.

I also like when they cook dinner.
我同样喜欢她们做饭时的样子
Party Wolf is in the house.
派对独狼登场了
Party Wolf. Hey, Jay, who
派对独狼杰伊谁
How did you know there was a party?
你怎么知道这有派对的
I have a camera in your kitchen.
我在你家厨房♥安了个摄像头
Wolf cam. Hold on, what?
独狼摄像头等等什么
Oh, no, it's not weird.
别这可不奇怪
See, my mom doesn't cook, so I watch your mom cook.
你瞧我妈妈不做饭于是我就看你妈妈做
It's just different at my house.
只是在我家情况不同
Boys, feeding time.
小伙子们开饭了
And I think this sauce needs a little more basil.
我觉得这锅酱汁要多加点罗勒
That's why I like watching the Diane Show.
这就是为什么我喜欢看《黛安秀》
You can tell she cooks with love or whatever.
你可以看得出来她在用爱烹饪
Who cares? Not me. Fuck you.
管他呢反正我不在乎去你的
How many cameras do you have in my house, Jay?
你在我家装了多少摄像头杰伊
Check it out, I brought booze.
瞧瞧看我带了酒过来
Cotton candy brandy?
棉花糖白兰地
Yeah, my dad defended the guy who created it.
是的我爸是这玩意儿发明者的辩护律师
The first booze made for kids by kids. FKBK!
第一款由孩子为孩子打造的酒
So, let me get this straight,
让我理一理
your dad represented a child liquor distributor.
你♥爸♥代理了一位未成年酒类分销商
And the only reason he lost the case
而他输掉那场官司的唯一原因
was he called the judge a fat bitch.
是他叫那个法官肥胖的贱♥人♥
Well, Jay, you come from an upsetting home.
杰伊你还真是来自一个令人苦恼的家庭
A toast. A to I don't know.
干杯我都不知道为什么干杯
To Party Wolf. Drink.
敬派对独狼一口闷
Oh, my nose and eyes.
我的鼻子和眼睛都辣到了
Yeah, your eyesight's gonna come back in, like, 30 seconds.
没错你的视力会在大约三十秒后恢复
Oh, my stomach hurts. It's strong, right?
我的胃好烧劲很大对吧
But sweet as berry pie.
但就如同浆果馅饼一样香甜
Oh, Jessi.
杰西
Did you make the arrangements for the bat mitzvah band
你有没有安排邀请受诫礼乐队
or did you get stoned and forget your one responsibility?
还是说你醉到连这仅有的一个责任也给忘了
Hey, Mom, Dad, I'm gonna go hang out at Nick's, okay?
妈爸我想去尼克玩玩可以吗
Oh, sure, honey. Not too late.
当然可以亲爱的别玩太晚
Have a good one, Jellybean.
玩得开心小软糖
For your information, I'm contacting Trusted Root tonight.
特别告诉你我今晚就联♥系♥可信根乐队
No one wants a Rusted Root cover band at a bat mitzvah.
没人会想要可信根这种翻唱乐队出席受诫礼
The cotton candy brandy
棉花糖白兰地
I got a cotton candy brandy
我有一瓶棉花糖白兰地
Dope rhymes.
节奏很魔性
Oh, good, you were--
真好你
You're listening to me rap to myself. -
你在听我对自己说唱
I'm, uh... I'm stupid.
我我真笨
I mean, I am, I'm stupid. I'm a dumb, dumb person.
我是说我我很笨我是个很愚笨的人
If you stupid, I'm a idiot.
如果你笨那我就是蠢
You're both retarded.
你们俩都是弱智
That's my brother Jud.
那是我哥哥贾德
You'll likely see his manifesto in the news someday.
你很可能某天会在新闻上看到他的宣言
Right?
对吗
Oh, you are hilarious, Nick Birch.
你真好笑尼克·伯奇
What?
什么
Nick's got a girlfriend. Nick's got a girlfriend.
尼克有女朋友了尼克有女朋友了
What the-- I must be drunk.
什么情况我肯定是喝醉了
Drunk on love
为爱沉醉
for Tallulah. I'm jealous, Nicky.
为塔露拉而沉醉我嫉妒了小尼
You're jealous of a girl I want to make out with?
你嫉妒一个我想上的女孩吗
I'm jealous of her too.
我也嫉妒她
Who wants that red-hot cotton candy brandy?
谁想来点火♥辣♥的棉花糖白兰地
Party Wolf.
派对独狼
You ready?
你准备好了吗
You.
你真坏
I have kissed a girl and I liked it.
我亲了一个女孩这感觉我可喜欢了
You are insane.
你真是疯了
I can't believe I'm in the seventh grade
我真不敢相信我才七年级
and already over high school.
就已经厌倦了高中生活
These fucking people.
这些该死的人啊
Jessi.
杰西
What a sexy coincidence.
真是个性感的巧合
Not now, Jay,
现在别跟我来这套杰伊
I'm having a shitty night, okay?
我才度过了一个糟糕的夜晚好吗
Perchance I can offer you
或许我可以给你
an elixir to ease your troubles, Party Wolf?
一杯美酒来抚平你的烦恼派对独狼
"Cotton candy brandy, made for kids by kids,
"棉花糖白兰地由孩子为孩子量身打造
please help."
请随心享用"
Christ, where did this come from?
老天这玩意儿从哪来的
Bangkok. A children's prison, actually
曼谷实际上是一间少管所
What? You're the worst.
怎么了你真是烂透了
It's not like they make it anymore, Jessi.
这玩意儿不再生产了杰西
The jail burned down.
少管所已经付之一炬了
Retarded faggot, up here.
蠢货上面
Leave me alone.
让我一个人待会
Please, retarded faggot, I'm serious.
拜托了蠢货我是认真的
I want to tell you something serious.
我想认真跟你说点事情
What? I saw you talking to The Machine.
什么我看你跟"机器"聊上了
Have fun. What?
祝你玩得开心什么
Tallulah Levine, the blowjob machine. Come again?
塔露拉·莱文口♥交♥机器你再说一遍
Dude, she loves giving blowjobs.
哥们她超爱给人口♥交♥
I'm proud of you. Oh, I thought you hated me.
我真为你骄傲我还以为你讨厌我
I don't hate you. You're my brother.
我不讨厌你你是我弟弟
I just want the world to burn
我只是想要这世界熊熊燃烧
and for you to get your little dinger wet.
以及让你的小丁丁被浸湿
Hold on, wait.
等等
To Nicky and his first oral adventure.
敬小尼和他的第一次口♥交♥冒险之旅
Whether he's ready or not, that girl is lucky
不管他有没有准备好那个女孩
to have his cute little baby dinger in her mouth.
能含着他那可爱的小丁丁真是幸运
Or wherever it ends up. Okay, that's enough.
或者不管它花落何方好了够了
And it's not that little.
而且也没那么小好不好
Oh, is it?
真的很小吗
Andrew. Thank God, I need to talk to you.
安德鲁谢天谢地我得跟你聊聊
Nick, are you drunk?
尼克你喝醉了吗
You see that girl over there?
你看到那边那个女孩了吗
She's a ninth grade blowjob machine.
她是个九年级的口♥交♥机器
What are you guys talking about? Oh, Missy's here.
你们在说什么呢米西你也来啦
Hi, Nick. Terrific.
你好尼克棒极了
Uh, don't worry about me, I'm gonna go mingle now.
别担心我我去四处转转
Okay. Guy talk talk.
好了男人间的对话
I have some concerns about my dinger.
我有点担心我的丁丁
The, you know, area... Okay, yeah, Nick.
你知道的这个区域好的尼克
...where my dick is. I get it, I get it.
就是我小♥弟♥弟♥的所在之处我知道了
But I really shouldn't leave Missy alone at this party.
但我真的不应该放着米西一个人在派对上乱转
I mean, she's talking to a pineapple.
我是说她在跟菠萝聊天
So, how'd you get your hair to do that?
你是怎么把头发弄成这样的
Well, no, no, no, no.
不行不行不行不行
Duke. Duke, I--
公爵公爵我
Nickelback.
尼克回来了
Saw that party downstairs
我看到了楼下的派对
and figured old Duke should have one of his own.
捉摸着老公爵我也该自己办一场派对
I see that. Nick Birch, this is Picasso.
看出来了尼克·伯奇这位是毕加索
Whitney Houston, what's up baby?
惠特尼·休斯顿你好吗宝贝
And over there Prince and Liz Taylor
那边是普林斯和伊丽莎白·泰勒
and Richard Burton.
以及理查德·伯顿
They were married, it's a fucking mess.
他们结婚了简直是一团糟
Oh, Prince, I'm so sad that you died.
普林斯你死了我真的好难过
Hey, what about us? We're all dead here.
那我们呢我们可都死了
All dead.
都死了
Be gone. Beat it, kid.
滚走开孩子
All right, fine, I'll leave.
好的好的我这就走
It's just there's this girl that gives blowjobs.
这是有这么个喜欢口♥交♥的女孩
Actually, stay for a sec.
其实吧还是暂留一会