大嘴巴（2017）

Big Mouth S01E08

Part 4 Oct. 9, 2020, 11:10 a.m.

Nothing. That's a very weird thing to say.
没什么这么说出来非常奇怪
Ye-- yeah, you're right.
是啊你说得没错
I mean, don't even listen to me.
我是说别听我瞎说
I don't even know what I'm talking about.
我自己都不知道自己在说什么
No, why did you say that?
不你为什么要这么说
Why did I say what?
我为什么要说什么
Tell me. Tell me, Nick.
告诉我告诉我尼克
When Andrew and I were in the city, we saw this hat
我和安德鲁在城里的时候我们看到一顶帽子
and then it kissed your mom, and then the hat was a woman.
帽子亲了你妈妈接着帽子变成了一个女人
What? I couldn't be clearer, Jessi.
什么我说得再清楚不过了杰西
Your mom kissed a woman and the woman wasn't your dad.
你妈妈亲了一个女人而那个女人不是你♥爸♥
Are you serious?
你是认真的吗
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry, Jessi.
对不起真的对不起杰西
Wait a minute, you guys went to the city, like, two weeks ago.
等等你们大约两周前去的城里
Who's keeping calendar? I am keeping calendar.
谁还在记录日程表啊我在记日程
You never told me you saw my mom cheating on my dad.
你从未告诉过我你看到我妈妈背着我爸出轨
You suck. I'm sorry, Jessi.
你真是烂透了对不起杰西
You are a bad friend.
你真是个坏朋友
Oh, fuck. Me and my big mouth.
该死的我这张大嘴巴
Big Mouth, that's the show, that's the show.
《大嘴巴》就是这部剧就是这部剧
Hey you, and you at home on the elliptical watching this,
嗨你还有你在家里边骑椭圆机边看
I see you.
我看到你了
Don't you say a fucking word.
一句话也别给我说
We should get out of here.
我们应该离开这里
If we walk out now, it'll look totally weird.
如果我们现在走出去那看起来就太尴尬了
Well, let's just not watch.
那我们就别看
Okay. Not watching.
好的不看
What's he doing?
他在做什么
Oh, no, no, no, no. Let's just-- just keep doing this.
不不不不我们就继续先这样
Hey, he's doing it again. Don't be afraid.
他又那样做了别害怕
Oh, Daniel. Daniel, stop. What?
丹尼尔丹尼尔停手怎么了
I think I made it clear I didn't want to do that.
我想我表达得很清楚了我不想那样做
God, you're really tangled and not sexually, huh?
天呐你真的又混乱又不性感
Excuse me? Why are you being so weird?
你说什么你为什么要表现得如此奇怪
You know what? Come on, what's your problem?
你知道吗拜托你怎么回事
This is my room but I'm out of here.
这是我的房♥间但我不想待在里面了
I have blue balls. That's assault.
我的蛋蛋很犹豫这是人身侵犯
That was... Awful.
刚那一幕真是很糟糕
Hot daddy.
辣得够劲
That is sweet stuff.
真是好东西
Hit me again. Are you sure?
再给我来一杯你确定吗
Yeah. What's the point of any of this?
是的这一切有什么意思
It's all bullshit anyway. Yeah. It is bullshit.
反正都是狗屁是的都是狗屁
My family sucks.
我的家庭糟透了
My family sucks, too.
我的家庭也糟透了
Party Wolf.
派对独狼
Yeah.
就是这样
The hormones in this house are going bananas cream pudding.
这房♥子里弥漫的荷尔蒙要催生出风花雪月了
Maury. Maury!
莫里莫里
I changed my mind.
我改主意了
Oh, my God. What happened up there, that was so messed up.
我的天呐刚刚上面发生了什么真是一团糟
I know. I'm sorry. I crossed a line.
我知道对不起我越界了
What? No, not you.
什么不不是你
That guy, trying to get Leah to su--su-- do something.
那家伙试图让利亚口做点什么
We're all a little out of control tonight.
我们今晚都有点失控
Hey, Maury. You can keep your dicks at my apartment.
莫里你可以把你的小♥弟♥弟♥放在我的公♥寓♥里
I'll give you your own dick drawer.
我给你单独找个抽屉放
Fuck you, coffee table.
去你的咖啡桌
You taste so much better than my bath mat.
你比我的浴室防滑垫味道好太多了
I think I'm gonna be sick.
我觉得我要吐了
And I don't get any toenail clippings after we--
而我没有做任何脚趾甲剪报
Oh, my God.
我的天
I'm so sorry. Meh, no biggie.
真的非常抱歉没什么大不了的
Oh, what's this? There's more?
这是什么怎么拽了还有
Oh, my goodness.
我的天呐
You always just have a string of scarves hidden in your clothes?
你总是在衣服里藏着一串丝巾吗
Yeah, you never know when someone's gonna barf brandy on you.
对你永远不知道谁何时会吐白兰地在你身上
Thank you for being so cool about this.
谢谢你化解了这份尴尬
Are you kidding? I'm just so jazzed you tongued me.
你在开玩笑吗你和我舌吻我超兴奋的
This was a one-time thing, okay?
仅此一次知道吗
Oh, Jessi, I promise. Never to be discussed again.
杰西我保证这事不许告诉任何人
I'm only gonna tell my brothers. Never discussed again.
我只会告诉我兄弟不许告诉任何人
Yeah, okay, got it! Nobody.
好的知道了谁也不说
Party Wolf got Frenched.
派对独狼收到了法式热吻
Hey, there you are.
终于找到你了
Are you drinking coffee? Sort of.
你在喝咖啡吗差不多
I didn't know how to make it,
我不知道该怎么煮咖啡
so I just stirred up coffee grounds into warm water.
于是我就把咖啡渣倒进热水里搅了搅
It's actually-- it's not bad.
实际上味道不错
Nick, listen.
尼克听着
Your sister was upstairs with some guy in a beanie hat.
你姐姐刚刚和一个带着无檐帽的家伙在楼上
Oh, that's Daniel. Leah likes him.
那是丹尼尔利亚喜欢他
Not anymore. Yeah. Never again.
现在不喜欢了是的绝对不会再喜欢了
He was really aggressive.
他真的很咄咄逼人
He tried to force her to do something she did not want to do.
他试图让她做她不想做的事情
You guys are crazy. Daniel's the man.
你们俩疯了丹尼尔是好人
Friends, Romans, tech people,
朋友们罗马子民们科技宅们
lend me your best impressions
把你们最好的表演借给我
for a game of celebrity.
来参加这场名人模仿秀吧
See, there's nothing cooler than a person who's always on.
你瞧没什么比一直精力充沛的人更酷的了
Janet Jackson. Madonna.
珍妮·杰克逊麦当娜
Barack Obama. Beyoncé.
巴拉克·奥巴马碧昂斯
Beyoncé!
碧昂斯
Nick, love Queen Bey.
尼克我超爱碧女王
Who run the world? Girls.
谁掌管着这个世界女孩子们
Yeah. All right.
没错好了
My turn.
轮到我了
All right. Our fabulous hostess, come on down.
好的我们光彩照人的女主人请上台
Thank you, Daniel.
谢谢丹尼尔
Okay.
好了
You're making out with somebody. Kissing someone.
你和某人在亲热亲吻某人
Ooh, ooh! Barack Obama.
巴拉克·奥巴马
And you're pushing someone's...
然后你在推某人的
Coach Steve eating a sandwich. You're praying?
吃三明治的史蒂夫教练你在祈祷吗
You're praying to Mecca, you're a Muslim.
你在朝着麦加祈祷你是个穆♥斯♥林♥
Barack Hussein Obama.
巴拉克·侯赛因·奥巴马
Someone kissing another person.
一个人在亲吻另外一个人
Is it Party Wolf?
是派对独狼吗
Daniel, you're doing Daniel.
是丹尼尔你演的是丹尼尔
Wait, what? That's not me.
等等什么那才不是我
Actually, that is so you.
实际上就是你太惟妙惟肖了
How is that Daniel?
那怎么会是丹尼尔
He's a head pusher. He's a head pusher.
他是个推头者他是个推头者
He did a head push. Head push?
他确实推了女生的头推头
What is a head push?
推头是什么
It's when a man pushes a woman's head
就是当一个人向下推女人的头
to try to get a blowjob.
试图让她为其口♥交♥
Wait, that's a move?
等等还有这么一手吗
Not a fan of the head push.
我可不喜欢被推头
All my life I've been waiting for them to go down there.
我一辈子都等着她们主动俯下身去
I didn't know you could do a push. You can't push.
我竟然不知道可以推一把你不能推
No push. I'm not pushing, baby.
不推我可没推宝贝
Nick, I need to borrow your car.
尼克我要借你的车用一下
Okay, hold on.
好了打住
You're making it sound like I assaulted you or something.
你说得就好像是我冒犯了你似的
You tried to push my head down. I made a suggestion.
你试图把我的头往下推我只是提个建议
Oh, yeah, and when I didn't take your suggestion,
是啊而当我没有接受你的建议
you did it again. Come on.
你又推了一次拜托
I wish women were more sex positive,
我是希望女人能在性方面更主动一点
but we're just not there yet.
但我们还没到那么一步