塔尔萨之王（2022）

Tulsa King S01E03

Part 2 Nov. 29, 2022, 11:28 a.m.

你还记得格蕾丝吗 -记得你好格蕾丝
You remember Grace? - I do. How you doing Grace?
无意冒犯但我特别敏感易激
No offense, but I get triggered pretty easily.
什么叫敏感易激
What's "triggered?"
易激
Triggered.
就是你那天用水杯砸了弗雷德啊
The other day when you hit Fred with the water bottle.
抱歉今后一定注意
Sorry, I'll be more careful.
小姑娘真脆弱
A little fragile. - Ha.
你听到消息了吗
Did you see?
联调局突袭了斯特沃特的那家药房♥
The Feds raided that dispensary at Stillwater?
你该感恩有我
You're lucky I came around.
是啊我的德怀特大恩人 -算你聪明
Yeah, my Dwight Knight. - Yeah? Wise guy.
他是什么情况 -呃该死
What's his story? - Oh, shit.
嘿克林特
Hey, Clint!
你能带他去医院吗
Will you take him to Hillcrest?
气球里装的是什么 -N20
What's in that balloon? - N2O.
一氧化二氮 -一个笑气气球卖♥♥5刀
Nitrous oxide. - $5 a pop for laughing gas?
在奥拉拉之地他们一个卖♥♥十块呢
They sell it for ten at Ogallala-Land.
什么什么地方
Wha-- la- what land?
奥拉拉之地是个音乐节
Ogallala-Land. It's a music festival.
他们是谁
And who are they?
他们
They are, um...
跟我们不一样
different.
做笑气生意的那群人
Mm-hmm. - BODHI: The nitrous guys.
跟我们不是一个圈子的
They're not really a part of the community.
嘿 -还好吗
Hey. - What's going on?
谢谢
DWIGHT: Thanks.
我问你个问题
Let me ask you something.
这一瓶气
How many balloons
能吹多少个气球
do you think you get out of one of the tanks?
350个咋了
350. Why?
我喜欢数字
I like numbers.
你知道一氧化二氮吗了解多少
What do you know about nitrous oxide?
派对上用的
Party drug.
我之前问过一小子
DWIGHT: I was talking to this kid.
他说一瓶笑气
He says one of those tanks
能吹350个气球一个卖♥♥10刀
makes about 350 balloons at $10 a pop.
他还说很快会有一个音乐节
He also said there's this concert coming to town,
名字怪兮兮的叫
something with a crazy name.
奥拉拉之地音乐节 -对
Ogallala-Land Festival. - DWIGHT: Right.
假设我们搞10瓶过去
Now, let's just say you got ten tanks there,
连卖♥♥三个晚上一个气球收1O刀
three nights, $10 a pop.
那就是10万多的样子 -是啊
It's a little over 100 grand. - That's right.
所以我要怎么帮上忙
So, how do I figure in all this?
你这里严格说来是家餐厅对吧
Technically, this is a restaurant, right?
有待商榷但从技术上讲是
That's debatable, but yeah, technically,
所以你可以大量购买♥♥笑气
So you can buy nitrous in bulk.
假设哈你们餐厅突然需要大量鲜奶油
Like, if you had a sudden need for a ton of whipped cream,
鲜奶油需要笑气打发用笑气在喷射出后可以更好的定型和保持形状
你这么一说我可能还真需要
Come to think of it, I just might.
大日子啊感觉怎么样
It's a big day today. How you feeling?
你感觉怎么样 -那还用问吗
How you feeling? - DWIGHT: You kidding?
等我拿到驾照
When I get my license,
可以随时载大美女
I'll be able to take pretty Peggy Sue
去看露天电影了
to the drive-in.
你在想什么呢
What's on your mind?
好吧你可能觉得我在开玩笑
Okay, I know you think it's some type of joke
不过你看过电影《好家伙》吗
or something, but you seen Goodfellas?
《好家伙》是一部1990年的美国黑帮犯罪电影由导演马丁·斯科塞斯执导
雷·里奥塔只有一半意大利血统
Ray Liotta, he was only half Italian,
但他也在黑帮混的风生水起
but he was still in the thick of that shit.
他也算个高层吧
So, he was, like, a high level associate, right?
我五年后也能变成那样
I can be like that in five years.
那你知道亨利·希尔雷·里奥塔演得那个角色
You realize Henry Hill, Ray Liotta's character,
差点就被人干掉了吗
came that close to getting whacked?
不光是他还有他家人
Him and his family.
好吧那种低级错误我不会犯的
Okay, well, I wouldn't do that dumb shit,
我会很聪明的
you know, I'd be smart about it.
想变聪明吗就去上大学
Wanna be smart? Go to college.
试过了不适合我
I already tried that and it's not for me.
课程表教学大纲绩点什么的
Schedules, your curriculum, grades and all of that.
这才是重点 -什么意思
That's the whole point. - What is?
你觉得真有人关心
Do you think anyone really gives a shit
你念了什么专业吗
about what your major is?
英国文学还是生物无所谓
English literature, biology, whatever.
大学学历的意义
The whole point of a college degree
在于告诉用人单位
is to show a potential employer
你能够连续四年坚持不懈
that you showed up someplace four years in a row,
以较好的成绩完成一系列任务
completed a series of tasks reasonably well,
并且是按时完成
and on time.
好让他知道
So if he hires you,
如果雇了你你大概率
there's a semi-decent chance
会每天准时来上班
that you'll show up there every day
不会搞砸他生意
and not fuck his business up.
你觉得这就是大学的意义
That's what you think college is about?
对此外还包括喝啤酒和上♥床♥
That, drinking beer and getting laid.
这些家伙还是老样子
These guys never change.
早啊 -早上好
PAUL: Morning. - Good morning.
我是保罗·奇弗斯
I'm Paul Cheevers. - Mm-hmm.
今天我负责你的路考曼菲雷迪先生
I'll be administering your test Mr. Manfredi.
叫我德怀特就行
No, call me Dwight.
好的德怀特 -好的保罗
Okay, Dwight. - Okay, Paul.
如果你准备好了
Well, if you're ready...
就把车开出来然后左转
let's have you pull out and make a left.
卧♥槽♥ 该死
Fuck. Goddamnit.
好久不开了
Been a while.
就把车开出来左转
PAUL: So just pull out and make a left
咱们从这里开始
that's where we are going to start off,
先左转好的
just make a left, okay.
所以你是新手司机吗
So, you a new driver?
不开什么玩笑我都开了一辈子车了
Nah, you kidding? I've been driving my whole life,
我刚从纽约搬过来
I just relocated from New York
他们说我得重考一遍
and they said I had to take a test again.
我80年代的时候去过纽约
I went to New York once in the '80s.
最鼎盛的时代
The heyday.
我跟父母被一个人拿着武士刀抢劫了
Parents and I got mugged by a guy with a samurai sword.
也不是所有人都喜欢那儿 -这里右转
It's not for everybody. - Let's have you make a right.
过了这个红灯请靠边停车做个三点转向
After this light let's have you pull over and make a K turn.
没问题
Okey-doke.
所以保罗我成绩如何 -非常好
So, Paul, how am I doing? - Excellent.
你显然经验丰富
It's obvious that you're an experienced driver.
最近这些年轻人 -趴下
Some of these kids-- - Get down!
我天啊天啊我中枪了
PAUL: Oh, God! Oh, God, I'm hit! Oh, God!
趴下
Stay down!
你在干什么快停车
PAUL: What are you doing? Pull over!
天啊
Oh, God! Oh!
这是宝剑插入的声音
♪ That's the sound of the sword goin' in ♪
你会害死我们的
You're going to get us killed!
咔咔咔咔咔咔
♪ Clack-clack, clack-a-clang clang ♪
这是枪炮挥舞的声音
♪ That's the sound of the gun goin' bang-bang ♪
突突突突
♪ Tukka-tuk, tuk, tuk, tuk-tukka ♪
这是无人机发动进攻的声音
♪ That's the sound of the drone button pusher ♪
亲娘嘞你在干什么
Oh, God! What are you doing?
我得去医院送我去医院
I need a hospital! Get me to a hospital!
我需要去医院 -给我闭嘴
I need a hos-- - Look! Shut the fuck up.
上帝耶稣玛利亚啊
Jesus, Mary and Joseph!
我觉得我活不成了
I think I'm dying.
你不会死的
You're not dying,
你要是会死这会儿早死了
if you were dying you'd already be dead.
咱们在干嘛 -我记住了部分车牌
What are you doing? - I got a partial plate.
过来 -别你会让我感染的
Come here. - Stop! You're gonna infect it!
听我说你啥都没看到
Listen, you didn't see anything Paul.