最后一个男人（2015）

The Last Man On Earth S03E03

Part 3 Dec. 1, 2020, 5:03 p.m.

Geez, guys, cool your jets.
天啊你们冷静点
I just had a bout of morning sickness.
我只是去晨吐了
Oh, don't say morning sickness.
不要说晨吐
Oh, now I've got it.
现在我也要晨吐了
Obviously,
显然
we need to do a better job at figuring out who
我们需要想个更好的办法知道
is setting off our singing wall fishes.
是谁触发了我们的警报墙
Tap shoes?
踢踏舞鞋
And there's whistles in there, too.
还有哨子
So, I propose that when we walk around,
所以我建议我们走路的时候
we wear these tappers and we blow these whistles.
穿这种踢踏舞鞋并且吹哨子
That way, when we hear our singing wall fish,
这样我们听到警报墙响了
but we don't hear this...
但是没有听到这个的话
...we'll know it's someone that needs to be terminated.
那我们就知道是需要消灭的人来了
Okay. Well, I'm with you in theory.
好理论上我同意你的观点
But I guess my only problem is that
但我唯一的问题是
I'm not gonna wear those frigging things,
我绝不会穿那种鞋子
and y'all can suck it.
你们想穿你们穿
So, a maybe from Gail.
好吧盖尔不♥穿♥
Okay, now, before you leave, FYI,
好大家先别走
I got a few extra Tasers and I placed them
我还有几把电击枪我把它们
at what I like to call "Tasing stations"
放在屋子里各个叫做
throughout the house.
"电击站"的地方了
Th-They're all very well marked
每个地方都用
with these signs that, uh, Carol made.
卡萝尔做的标志标记了
I'm doing something similar, but with axes.
我也做了点类似的事但用的是斧子
Uh, I didn't put up any signs or anything, but it's...
我没有贴任何标志之类的但是
basically just a bunch of axes around the house--
基本就是在我们房♥子里放了几把斧子
pretty self-explanatory.
这就不用多解释了
There's one over here.
这里就有一把
So, what you do is you just take the ax,
你们只要把斧子拿出来
swing it through the person.
挥向目标就可以了
And then wipe off the blood and put it back in its station.
然后把血迹擦干净再把斧子放回原处
Speak from the heartmouth.
发自内心
Speak from the heartmouth.
发自内心
Oh, hey, Lewis!
路易斯
Thank you so much for joining me here.
非常感谢你过来
Uh, I'll get straight to the point.
我就开门见山了
Uh, you ever heard the story of the lion and the mouse?
你听说过狮子和耗子的故事吗
Uh, yeah. I think so. It's been a long time.
听说过很久以前的事了
Okay, well, then, why don't I give you a little refresher.
好吧那我再给你讲一遍
So, there was this fierce lion,
话说有头凶猛的狮子
he lived in a beautiful savannah.
它住在一个美丽的大草原上
He had many brothers and sisters--
它有很多兄弟姐妹
he was the middle lion of 11.
11头狮子中他排老六
Uh, Freddy was his oldest sibling,
老大是弗雷迪
then came Robert,
老二是罗伯特
and then Lewis, then Taylor...
老三路易斯老四泰勒
Hey, Todd.
陶德
I've been thinking and I'm... Shh...
我一直在想我... 嘘
Tandy's asking Lewis to be his friend.
坦迪在邀请路易斯做他的朋友
Oh, Lord. Everyone's crazy.
天啊大家都疯了
...and then there was Tabitha,
然后是泰贝莎
and then Glendon,
然后是格伦登
and the youngest sibling was called Mouse.
最小的狮子叫耗子
A weird name for a lion, and also a little confusing
一头狮子叫这名字很奇怪而且让人有点困惑
as an actual mouse figures prominently into this story.
因为这个故事里还会出现一只真正的耗子
Anyway, this mouse-- not the lion named Mouse,
总之这只耗子不是叫耗子的那只狮子
but the actual mouse-- was an only child,
而是真正的耗子是家里的独子
but married into a very large family.
但是跟它结婚的耗子有个大家庭
His name was Tetracles and his wife was Patricia.
耗子名叫泰特克里斯它妻子叫派翠莎
Now, Patricia was one of 21 mouse children.
派翠莎家里有21个耗子孩子
Their names, by height,
按照身高它们分别叫
were Debra, Daniel, Dorothy--
黛布拉丹尼尔桃乐西
all Ds-- Dominic...
首字母都是D 多米尼克...
What's going on?
怎么了
I have no idea why I'm watching this,
我也不知道我为什么在看这个
but apparently Tandy is asking Lewis to be his little buddy.
但显然坦迪在邀请路易斯做他的朋友
Oh, my word, it's happening!
天啊他真去做了
And then their mother, she had a brother Terry,
它们的母亲有个哥哥叫泰瑞
who, uh, died shortly after mousebirth.
在出生后不久就去世了
Anyway, so this story has something to do with, you know,
总之这个故事是关于
this mouse and this lion,
这只耗子和这头狮子的
and, you know, there's, like,
而且你知道就好像
a-a thorn in a foot. Right?
脚底有刺一样对吧
Uh, long story short...
长话短说
Lewis, will you be my friend?
路易斯你愿意成为我的朋友吗
Uh...
这个...
fine. Yeah.
好可以
Yes? Really?
答应了吗真的吗
He said yes!
他答应了
He said yes!
他答应了
Hey, bud, so you want to, uh, chuck around the pigskin?
哥们你想去玩球吗
All right. Go out.
好走吧
What are we doing?
你们在干什么
Ah, nothing. Tandy and Lewis just became friends.
没什么坦迪和路易斯刚成了朋友
You know, I gave it my blessing. Whatever.
我祝福他们友谊天长地久
Wait, down on the beach? Yeah.
在沙滩上吗是
Hey! No!
喂不要
Oh, back to pass.
传球
Oh, little high.
抛高了
Okay, so I think that most of us are aware by now,
好吧现在看来大部分人都知道了
but, uh, Melissa has planted a series of land mines
梅丽莎在沙滩上埋了
down here on the beach.
很多地雷
Yeah. That's normal.
是这很正常
I put up a warning.
我树了警示牌
Oh...
在这里
it was in my pocket.
在我口袋里
So, basically, I just decided to make the beach
也就是说我刚决定把沙滩
less of a hangout area and more of a protection zone.
变成少玩乐多保护的区域
So, there's a bunch over there.
那边有很多地雷
A bunch over there.
那边也有很多
That area has a few.
那边有一些
And then that area is loaded.
然后那边布满了
So... bunch, bunch, few, loaded.
很多很多一些布满
Got it. Everybody got it?
明白了大家都记住了吧
Okay, this has gone on long enough.
行了够了
Well, I think everyone should know
我觉得大家都该知道
where the land mines are, right?
地雷埋在哪里对吧
No. I mean, what are we still doing here?
不我是说我们为什么还在这里
Okay, well, now I'm lost.
我被你说晕了
We're down here on the beach,
我们在沙滩上
talking about where the land mines are.
谈论地雷都在哪里啊
No.
不
I am saying, why are we staying here?
我是说我们为什么留在这里
This beach is littered with land mines,
这个沙滩上布满了地雷
a madman knows exactly where we are,
一个疯子知道我们就在这里
this house is a complete disaster,
这栋房♥子就是灾难
and those fish... that song...
还有那些鱼那首歌♥
I mean, what are we doing?
我们到底在做什么
We need to get out of here. This place is a nightmare!
我们得离开这里这里就是个噩梦
Nightmare?
噩梦
If anything, this place is a day-stallion!
如果要说的话这里简直是天堂
Okay, but we can live literally anywhere in the world.
但这个世界上我们想住在哪里都行
Lewis, it might be easy for you to just pack up and leave,
路易斯对你来说打包走人可能很容易
'cause you just got here, like, five days ago.
因为你才来了五天
But we've been here for a long time.
但我们在这里住了很久了
This place is part of who we are, you know?
这里是我们的一部分
This is our home.
这里是我们的家
We've laughed here. We've cried here.
我们在这里笑过哭过