最后一个男人（2015）

The Last Man On Earth S03E10

Part 1 Dec. 1, 2020, 5:05 p.m.

Hello, everyone.
大家好
Everyone, can I have your attention, please?
请大家听我说两句
Hello? Ron, Lily, nice to see you.
大家好罗恩莉莉见到你们很高兴
Welcome, everyone.
欢迎大家的到来
As you know, my name is Pamela Brinton.
大家都知道我是帕梅拉·布林顿
And I always say, it feeds the soul to do good deeds.
我总是说做善事会给心灵带来慰藉
So, tonight, I want all of our souls
所以今晚我希望我们的心灵
to get absolutely stuffed.
都能得到充分的慰藉
As you know, my tireless work
大家都知道我和帕梅拉·布林顿基金会
with the Pamela Brinton Foundation
不眠不休的工作
has saved 4,000 lives.
已经挽救了4000多人的生命
That's 28,000 lives in dog years.
换成狗狗的生命这足有28000条生命
Yep.
没错
Canine hip dysplasia.
犬类髋关节发育不良
It robs a dog of its mobility,
这种疾病让狗狗不良于行
its dignity,
摧毁了它们的尊严
its very cani-ninity.
摧毁了"狗"严
That's not a word.
都没有这个词
What was that, Catherine?
你说什么凯瑟琳
Uh, that's not a word.
没有这个词
Please, continue.
请继续你的演讲
Imagine how scared you would be
想想看如果你失去了行动能力
if you lost your mobility,
失去了你的双腿
your legs, all the...
你会有多么惶恐
Allen. thank you for coming.
艾伦谢谢你的到来
Didn't know you were gonna be here tonight.
我没想到你今晚会来
Nice to see you.
见到你很高兴
Okay, auction time.
好的该进行拍卖♥♥了
Seems like everyone here has got the fever for the flavor.
看来大家似乎都很喜欢狗狗
Well, except for Catherine,
除了凯瑟琳
a vowed cat lover.
她是个小猫狂粉
No judgment. Judgment.
我不是在批判她我就是
I kid!
我开玩笑的啦
Well, my nickname is Cat, so...
我的绰号♥就叫小猫所以
I suppose my husband Robert is the real cat lover.
我想我丈夫罗伯特才是真的爱猫人
Well, I guess my name would be Dogela
那我的名字大概是狗拉吧
'cause I like dogs.
因为我喜欢狗
Doesn't mean anything.
没有任何意义
Oh, my god!
我的天哪
Th-that's just Leonard.
莱纳德就是这样
He's just trying to make tonight about him.
他只是想让大家今晚都关注他
Get your own charity, Leonard.
自己去办个慈善晚宴吧莱纳德
Stop trying to horn in here.
别想在这里夺走我的风采
All right, well, let's get this auction started, right?
好吧那我们的拍卖♥♥现在开始好吗
Who let the auction out?
谁开始了这场拍卖♥♥
Who let the auction out?
谁开始了这场拍卖♥♥
Who's the cutest? Who's the cutest?
谁最可爱谁最可爱
Ooh, Jeremy, yes, you are, you're my cutest.
杰里米当然是你了你是我的心头宝
Ah, thank you, Christina. that will be all.
谢谢克里斯蒂娜这些就够了
Alana, what are the headlines?
阿兰娜今天新闻头条是什么
Flooding in Tennessee
预计本周末
is expected to continue through the weekend.
田纳西州洪灾将继续
President Pence plans to visit the affected areas.
彭斯总统计划去看望受灾区域
The Federal Pandemic Agency has released new guidelines
联邦流行病防治署已出♥台♥了
for combating the emerging viral outbreak.
对抗新兴病毒爆发的新指南
Ooh, Alana. Little dark today.
阿兰娜今天可真不幸
How about a joke?
不如讲个笑话吧
Why did the banker quit his job?
银行家为什么辞职了
He lost interest.
他失去了兴趣[利息]
What?!
什么
Interest!
兴趣
Oh, I needed that.
我正需要呢
Oh, guess what I heard about Catherine and Robert.
猜猜我听到了凯瑟琳和罗伯特的什么新消息
They bought another home.
他们又买♥♥了栋房♥子
Guess where it is. London?
猜猜他们买♥♥的哪里的伦敦吗
They wish.
他们倒是想
It's under the ground.
在地下
What do you mean?
什么意思
It's a bunker. It's, like, a bomb shelter
是一个地堡就像是个防空洞
or something where paranoid people go and live
或者被害妄想症以为世界末日时
when they think it's the end of the world.
会去住的地方
It's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
我简直没听过比这更蠢的事情了
I mean, talk about overreacting.
这反应也太过激了吧
It's just a bad flu season.
不过是流感高发季罢了
You wash your hands, you don't buy a bunker. Am I right?
勤洗手不用买♥♥地堡对吧
What are they, mole people?
他们是什么人啊鼹鼠人吗
Mole people?
鼹鼠人
Benjamin!
本杰明
Oh, you are giving Alana a run for her money.
你简直要抢了阿兰娜的饭碗了
Mole people.
鼹鼠人
Oh, no.
不
This place is an absolute pigsty.
这地方跟猪窝一样
Where in the hell is Christina?
克里斯蒂娜到底去哪儿了
Oh, Christina texted. she died.
克里斯蒂娜发消息来了她死了
What?
什么
Her daughter or someone texted.
是她女儿还是谁发消息来说的
You okay?
你还好吗
There's got to be a vaccine.
肯定有疫苗吧
Pamela, we talked about this.
帕梅拉我们谈过这个了
There is no vaccine.
没有疫苗
Well, something fishy's going on, if you ask me.
要我说的话绝对有哪里不对劲
You mean to tell me the president of the United States
你是要告诉我美国总统
doesn't have a vaccine?
都没有疫苗吗
Yeah, right!
好吧好吧
And there's the presidential hearse,
驶来的是总统的灵车
as they head towards Arlington Cemetery.
它们正向阿灵顿公墓驶去
Michael Richard Pence,
迈克尔·理查德·彭斯
46th president of the United States,
美国第四十六届总统
dead at the age of 61.
享年六十一岁
President Paul Davis Ryan Jr....
小保罗·戴维斯·莱恩总统
President Rex Wayne Tillerson...
雷克斯·韦恩·蒂勒森总统
President Steven Terner Mnuchin...
史蒂芬·托勒·姆努钦总统
President Jeffrey Beauregard Sessions...
杰弗里·博勒加德·赛森斯总统
President Betsy Devos, dead at the age of 61.
贝奇·德沃斯总统享年六十一岁
Catherine?
凯瑟琳
Pamela!
帕梅拉
Is that you?
是你吗
I love your bag...
我喜欢你的包
Outfit.
和你这身打扮
Yes, well, safety first, you know?
是啊安全第一嘛对吧
And that's always in fashion.
这总不会过时的
Yeah.
是啊
Yes.
是啊
So...
话说
Interesting times.
这日子太有意思了
How's Benjamin?
本杰明还好吗
Oh, he's good. We made love this morning.
他很好我们今早还做♥爱♥了呢
With all the bells and whistles.
那叫一个火♥辣♥啊
And, uh, Robert?
罗伯特呢
Oh, he's a little under the weather.
他有点身体不适
So, um, when do you head off to your little...
那你什么时候回你那
bunkery place?
小地堡去
We have to wait a little bit.
我们还得等一会儿
They make you take a physical before you enter, so...
你进去之前要做身体♥检♥查所以
Just a precaution.
只是以防万一啦
I didn't know you had a dog.
我不知道你养狗啊
I don't.
我不养
Well, I, uh...
我
should be going.
该走了
Benjamin?
本杰明