卡戴珊家族（2022）

The Kardashians S05E10

Part 8 March 11, 2025, 11:51 a.m.

我心想：「搞什麽？」
I'm like, "What the [bleep]?"
Like, why am I this freaked out?
我♥干♥嘛这麽焦虑？
我不知道原因
我不知道自己会有什麽反应
I don't know why.
I don't know what this,
like, what this is gonna do for me,
但我如果得知我812岁
那我就要哭了
but if I find out that I'm, like,
812, I'm just gonna cry.
我办不到
Like, I can't do this.
我刚刚跟妳妈和妳姐说过
她们在老化这部分是世界级的
[Matt]
I-I've told your mother and your sister
that-that-that y'all
are all world-class agers.
[Khloé sighs]
我刚刚跟妳妈和妳姐说过
她们在老化这部分是世界级的
[Matt] [on computer]
I've told your mother and your sister
that-that-that y'all
are all world-class agers.
妳在老化这部分是世界冠军
-You are a world champion--
-[bleep] yeah!
-天啊
-好耶！
什麽？
-What?!
-Khloé!
-克罗伊！
-什麽？
妳是20几岁！
-What?!
-[Khloé screaming]
妳是20几岁！
You're in your twenties!
不可能
-Shut up! No!
-No!
-不！
-不！
-我的天啊！
-克罗伊！
-Oh, my God!
-[Khloé screaming]
[Kim/Kris]
Khloé!
克罗伊！
You are--
[Khloé's scream echoing]
（欢迎莅临美妙的
内华达州拉斯维加斯）
不可能！不！
[Khloé] [echoing]
Shut up! No!
[screaming]
（马可能会攻击你，谢谢）
-[screaming continues]
-[ship horn blows]
-不可能！不！
-克罗伊！
[echoing]
Shut up! No!
好耶！
[bleep] yeah!
[Khloé screams]
-小了快12岁！
-我突然失聪了
-Almost 12 years younger!
-Oh, I suddenly lost my hearing!
天啊，妳根本是小孩
Holy. You're a child.
-天啊，克罗伊
-她28岁
-Oh, my God, Khloé.
-She is 28 years old.
克罗伊很开心
-Khloé's so happy.
-Can you sign this with your, like, PhD
可以请你用你的博士学位签名
好让我裱框吗？
or whatever you have
and I could frame it?
天啊，克罗伊
-[screams]
-Oh, my God, Khloé.
我从没想到会这样
Never in a million years.
[laughs]
如果要我赌钱的话
我绝对不会下注在自己身上
Like, if I had to bet money,
I never would've bet on myself.
我一定会赌输
I would've completely lost the bet.
顺道一提，金超气的
Kim is livid by the way.
我知道她很不爽
Like, I know she's pissed.
我确实很不爽
For sure I'm pissed.
我总是想当成就最好的人
I always wanna...
be the highest achiever.
我好像没在任何方面赢过她，搞什麽？
I don't think I've ever beat her
in anything. Like, what?
大家闭嘴，抱歉，先生
Shut up, everyone!
[calmly] Sorry, sir.
「先生」
-[scoffs] "Sir."
-[Kim] Okay.
就这样，这对妳来说
确实是很值得高兴的消息
I mean, this is exciting news
for you. It is.
妳的衰老速度是0.72
And your pace of aging is 0.72.
-所以…
-我赢过你们所有人了
-So, there is--
-I [bleep] all you guys over.
有个全球自我回春竞赛
There's a global competition
on self-rejuvenation.
妳现在会是全球第七名
And right now, you would be
number seven in the world.
妳是回春奥♥运♥的全球第七名！
-You're number seven in the world...
-Wait, wait, what?!
...of the Rejuvenation Olympics!
-我的天啊
-我从来没赢过任何东西，结果呢？
-Oh, my God.
-I've never won anything--
又多了个奥♥运♥国手
We have another Olympian!
等等，你可以再说一遍吗？
Well, wait.
Can you repeat yourself?
-我不知道了
-我得自己听清楚
-[Scott babbling]
-I need to hear this for myself.
全世界都得知道我这个胖妹妹
The world needs to know
that me, the fat one,
现在比最厉害的那个妹妹还厉害
is now better than the best one.
她总是说：「我是公主」
She was always like,
"I'm the princess,"
或类似的口号♥
or whatever her tagline was.
我在《同行》的口号♥是
「我是又胖又好笑的那个妹妹」
And my tagline on Keeping Up
was, "I'm the fat funny sister,"
看片头就知道了
if you look at the opening of the show.
你应该是我长久以来遇过最棒的男人
I think you are the best man
I've met in a long time.
-我很满意这整个…
-这并不代表什麽
-I'm very happy with this whole--
-That doesn't say much.
又胖又好笑的那个妹妹
比实际年龄还年轻12岁
The fat funny sister is 12 years younger
than her chronological age.
-史考特
-好，史考特，我会牵着你的手
-Scott, uh-oh.
-'Kay, Scott, I'm gonna hold your hand.
我至少会有60岁
[Matt]
Scott, you look a little nervous
史考特，你接在这几位世界冠军后面
看起来有点紧张
after goin' after the world champion.
竞争太激烈了
-Well, I mean, competition's tough.
-I'll-I'll tell you,
你的生理年龄跟实际年龄一样
your age, your biologic age
is the same as your calendar age.
很好
-Good.
-Is usually what that means is,
这通常代表你在过去的时候
in your past, you've probably not focused
on health as much as now.
可能不像现在这麽注重健康
对，我大概有10至15年的时间在…
Yeah. There was probably
10, 15 years there when I was, uh...
做一些他不该做的事
-[♪ tender music playing]
-I was doin'--
Doin' things
he shouldn't have been doin'.
我当时会疯狂…
I was goin' pretty heavy in the--
吸毒
Drugs.
吸毒，谢谢
-Dru-- Thanks.
-[Kris] Drugs.
-吸毒
-吸毒，对，谢谢
Drugs.
Yeah, thanks.
毒品和酒精
-Drugs.
-Drugs and alcohol.
毒品和酒精是很严重的…
Yeah, drugs and alcohol
were a big--
脱衣舞孃
Strippers.
-对，脱衣舞孃
-妓♥女♥
-Strippers were involved.
-[Khloé] Prostitutes.
-我不太会找妓♥女♥
-还有…
-[Scott] Prostitutes, not really.
-[Kim] And, um--
我有15年的时间很自暴自弃
Fifteen years of really
beatin' myself down.
太好了，因为我们本来也不确定
That's fantastic
'cause we didn't really know
史考特的结果会是如何
where this was gonna go for Scott.
[laughs]
-我以为会很惨
-我们也有可能
Yeah. I thought it was
gonna be a real bad day.
这是我们做过最酷的事
This was actually
the coolest thing we've ever done.
我一开始很讨厌这个检验
I hated this test in the beginning.
但这是我这辈子做过最棒的检验
This is the best test
I've ever taken in my [bleep] life.
-这太酷了