卡戴珊家族（2022）

The Kardashians S05E08

Part 5 March 11, 2025, 11:51 a.m.

这只是一个新的开始！）
"It's not--"
[laughing]
「切除卵巢并不是终结」
"It's not ovary yet."
你们好
-Hi, guys.
-[Kris gasps]
-嗨
-嗨
-Hi! What is happening?
-[crosstalk]
-克罗伊？骑兵来了
-这是怎麽回事？
妳们竟然送我蛋糕和气球和花？
I got cake and balloons and flowers?
我们知道妈对接下来的手术
We know that my mom
is feeling a little anxious about
有一点焦虑
her operation coming up.
Mwah, mwah!
我们最擅长在彼此很害怕
而且有一些需要
[Khloé] What we do best is we rally
around each other in times of need,
以及需要过快乐时光时
陪伴在彼此的身边
in happy times,
when we're scared.
我感觉自己好像又生小孩了
-I feel like I just gave birth...
-[Khloé] Because you gave birth...
因为妳生下了六个很棒的人类
-...all over again.
-...to six [bleep] phenomenal
human beings.
-对，没错
-妳的卵巢已经过劳了
-[Kris] Yeah, I did.
-Your ovaries have worked...
-[all] Overtime.
-Like, leave them alone.
放过它们吧
我很喜欢怀孕，我非常喜欢怀孕
I loved being pregnant.
Love, love, loved being pregnant,
我很难过自己没办法再怀孕了
and I do mourn not ever
being able to be pregnant again.
因为当时那段时光很美好
It was just this delicious time in my life
我觉得一切彷彿都停止了
where I felt like
everything came to a halt.
当时的人生很美好
Life was beautiful.
那是我人生中最美好的时光
最美好的那几年
It was the best time
of my life, the best years.
好，各位，敬新的开始
Okay, guys, to new beginnings...
我确定再也不会怀孕了
knowing I'll never be pregnant again.
-谢谢妳们
-妳的其他孩子呢？
-Thank you, guys.
-Where are the rest of your kids?
寇特妮应该要是第一个来的
Kourtney seems like
she shoulda been first here.
-这…
-我只想说
-Well--
-I would just say,
妳要记得有现身的人
make note of the ones that show up.
-对
-先现身的人
-Yep. Mm-hmm.
-That show up first.
对
-[Khloé] Yeah.
-[Kris] Mm-hmm.
我在我的遗嘱裡就会写
「谁有来参与我的卵巢派对？」
[mouthful]
That's what I would do in my will.
-"Who showed up at my ovaries party?"
-[Khloé] Ew. She might
她可能会想吃妳的子♥宫♥
wanna eat your uterus.
她连自己的胎盘都会吃
所以妳最好藏起来
She eats her placenta.
So, maybe do some-- Hide it.
等等，谁会吃自己的什麽？
[Corey Gamble]
Wait, who eat their pl-- What?
-寇特妮经常吃胎盘
-我也吃过
[Khloé]
Kourtney eats placenta all the time.
求神降临
-[Kris] I did.
-Oh. Kumbaya.
胎盘是宝宝在怀孕期间的家
A placenta is a baby's home
during the pregnancy.
是宝宝住的地方
-It's what the baby lives in.
-[Kim] Mm-hmm.
拿来吃吗？有营养吗？
对肌肉有帮助吗？
So, you eat it? What, it's gonna
give you nutrition, help your muscles?
这样很野蛮
-It's barbaric.
-But that's like eating
但这就等于是吃自己的身体部位
your own body parts.
这就是食人
-Cannibalism.
-Hey, let everybody eat
嘿，我们就别阻碍别人
吃自己的胎胎胎吧
their pla-pla-pla in peace.
-不是胎胎胎
-不是胎胎胎
-Not the pla-pla-pla.
-Not the pla-pla-pla.
-胎盘
-那…
Placenta.
妳知不知道
-[Kris] Do you know...
-Wh-- Oh.
我生下妳的时候
...that when I gave birth to you,
妳的所有卵子就在妳的体内了
you were born with all of your eggs
妳出生的时候
楚的所有卵子也在妳的体内？
and you were also born
with any of True's eggs.
妈
Mom.
[deep breath] Oh, God.
I mean, not this again.
天啊，又来了
我们已经聊过这件事了
这证明了妳根本没在听
We've already talked about this
and it's proof that you don't listen.
妳知道楚的身体裡已经有卵子了吗？
You know how, like, True
has eggs in her body right now?
妳还在妈妈的体内时
她就已经在妳的体内了
She was inside of you
when you were inside of Mom.
所以简单来说，楚是我做出来的
-Ew.
-[Kris] So, basically, I made True.
不对
No.
所以妳们的小孩都是我做出来的
So, I basically made all of your kids...
-她那一次就做出来了
-我那一次就做出来了
-With her one transaction.
-...with my one transaction
楚的所有小孩也是
and all of True's kids.
-妈
-对，这是事实
-Mom.
-Yeah?
但妳又不确定她会生女儿
-No, it's a fact.
-But you don't even know if
she's gonna have a girl.
-我就是这个意思
-我可以解释给妳们听
-Right! That's what I'm saying.
-[Kris] Okay, well, wait.
I'm gonna explain this.
坎达儿…我本来也不知道
Kendall may--
I didn't know this.
是坎达儿跟我说的
-Who told you--
-[Kris] Kendall told me.
坎达儿说的话妳就信吗？
You're just trusting
something Kendall said?
-她没有小孩
-她连小黄瓜都不会切
-Who has no kids?
-Who doesn't know how to cut a cucumber?
[ringback tone]
没错，这绝对不是事实
Yeah, absolutely not true.
怎麽可能？我们连自己的
另一半会是谁都还不知道
Like, "What?" You don't even
know who your partner is yet.
打电♥话♥问医生
Call a doctor!
我要打给坎达儿，她知道
I'm calling Kendall.
She knows this.
她知道，等等
She knows this!
（与坎达儿通话）
Hold on.
When I gave birth to Khloé,
我生下克罗伊时
她所有的卵子就在她的体内了吗？
she was born with all of her eggs.
对
Yes.
但楚呢？
But what about True?
对，当然
[Kendall Jenner] [over phone]
Yeah, of course.
坎达儿
-Kendall. Kendall?
-Do you-- My mom, Khloé, and I
我和我妈跟克罗伊在争执一件事
are having this debate.
（与阿医师通话）
When my mom gave birth to Khloé...
我妈生下克罗伊的时候…
小孩的性别是由男人的精♥子♥决定的
A man's sperm dictates if you're--
the gender of a baby...
（与坎达儿通话）
但克罗伊出生时
体内有楚的所有卵子吗？
But is Khloé born
with all of True's eggs?
-没有
-看吧？
-[Dr. A] [over phone] No.
-See?!
我和克罗伊是对的，我问了真正的医生
Khloé and I are right.
-I'm talking to a certified doctor.
-Yes! So, we're talking to a real doctor
我们问了真正的医生，医生说妳错了
and the doctor says
you're [bleep] wrong,
没错，我出生时所有卵子都在…
and that, yes, I'm born with all my--
爱妳们，再见
Love you. Bye!
再见，让阿医师回答