卡戴珊家族（2022）

The Kardashians S05E06

Part 4 March 11, 2025, 11:51 a.m.

所以我才决定要邀请她来
She is a way better cook than me,
so I figured I'd invite her.
但这就是
But this is the moment
that we've all been waiting for.
-大家引颈期盼的时刻
-那可不一定
[Kendall]
No, I don't know if that's the truth.
大家都很希望妳做料理节目
Everyone's been asking
for you to have a cooking show.
才没有
-No, that's not true.
-Yes!
-有
-不，我不…谢谢妳为我说谎
No. I don't--
I appreciate the lies.
我们都看到了坎达儿切小黄瓜的样子
You know, Kendall,
we've all seen the cucumber.
小心点，因为我切到…
我前几天稍微割伤了自己
[Kris] Be careful, 'cause I cut--
I nicked myself the other day.
我知道，我有点害怕
-I know, I'm kinda scared.
-[Kris] There you go.
对了
坎达儿是最棒的副厨
她在过去两年的感恩节
Kendall's the best sous chef
and helps me for the past
two years on Thanksgiving.
-都有帮我的忙
-我要哭了
-妳人真好
-我是认真的
I'm gonna cry.
That is so nice.
No, you really are.
我们还以为我们毁了今年的圣诞节
We thought we ruined Christmas this year,
-但并没有
-这是事实
-but we did not.
-Oh, that's true. That is true.
-事实…
-我不是副厨
-The truth of the matter--
-And that wasn't sous chef.
-我们两个各有一半的功劳
-我们各有一半的功劳
-That was me and you, 50/50.
-We were 50/50.
如果有人想知道圣诞节发生了什麽事
And if a-anyone wants to know
the results of what happened on Christmas,
我们有稍微记录一下
we kind of documented a little bit.
第一次做比西
[Kylie] First time making Beeshee.
We have no idea what we're doing.
（凯莉和坎达儿的比西）
我们不知道自己在干嘛
我姐说比西是亚美尼亚式的鬆饼
My sisters describe Beeshee
as, like, an Armenian pancake.
我们在做比西
[sings]
♪ We're making beeshee ♪
（凯莉和坎达儿的比西）
说实话，我一直都不喜欢我们家的比西
妳也知道
Honestly, I've never liked
the family beeshee, you know this.
我们做的比西我却吃了两份
-[Kendall] Mm-hmm.
-I had, like, two servings of our beeshee.
我心想：「原来应该是这个味道吗？」
I'm like, "This is what
-it's supposed to taste like?"
-We killed it. We definitely killed it.
我们做得超棒，对
很鬆软又很…
-Yeah. Mm-hmm.
-Like, fluffy and just, like, mm.
我们做的比西
比寇特妮做的比西好吃太多了
We blew Kourtney's
beeshee outta the water.
-对
-说真的
-Yeah.
-Let's be honest.
-对
-我们做得很好吃
-Yeah.
-Ours was incredible.
-我们应该会接手这个任务
-大家还在讨论这件事
-And I think we're gonna--
-People are still talking about it.
每年的圣诞夜…
[Kourtney] Every Christmas Eve,
I am responsible for making
（寇特妮的比西）
…我都会负责做我奶奶鼎鼎大名的比西
my grandma's famous beeshee recipe.
我奶奶教过我比西的作法
My grandmother taught me
how to make beeshee.
我是全家人之中唯一被她教过的
I'm the only one
that she taught in our whole family.
她已经不在了
She's no longer with us,
但我知道她非常以我做比西的技术为荣
but I know that she's
very proud of my beeshee skills.
坎达儿和凯莉根本没见过我奶奶
There's not a chance
that Kendall and Kylie,
也没跟她学过，她们不可能做得出
who have never met my grandma
and never had a lesson from her,
比我做的更好吃的比西
could make beeshee better than me.
她说她的比西裡面有头髮时
妳在不在场？
Oh, my God, were you there
when she said there was
a hair in her beeshee?
我要回报
今天早上坎达儿和凯莉做的比西
I am here to report
that Kendall and Kylie's beeshee
裡面有头髮
had a hair in it this morning.
我是认真的
Really serious.
她抬头看着我说
She looks up at me
and she goes,
「坎达儿、凯莉
我的比西裡面有头髮！」
"Kendall, Kylie,
there's a hair in my beeshee!"
她拉了出来，我们就说
And she pulls it out, and we're like,
"That's your recipe, babe. It's not ours."
「那是妳的作法，宝贝
不是我们的，千真万确」
For a fact.
我的比西裡面不可能会有头髮
There's no way that there
was a hair found in my beeshee.
太荒唐了
Like, that's ridiculous.
这很好吃，天啊
-This is really delicious. Wow.
-Mm-hmm.
-乾杯
-乾杯
-Cheers.
-Cheers.
-太好玩了
-没错
-This was so much fun.
-It was.
[♪ upbeat music playing]
（金）
-给我一个手掌拥抱
-这是手掌拥抱
-[Khloé] And the hands hug.
-[Saint West] This is a hand hug.
-这…
-好，试试看这样
-Well, that I like. That's a--
-Okay, but try this. Just like this.
-就这样
-这是手掌爱情
-That's a hand romance.
-And then go--
然后…不要
手指不要打开，然后就拥抱
No, no, don't open your fingers
and just go hug.
-小心妈妈的肩膀
-拥抱
[Khloé]
Be careful of your mom's shoulder.
对，手掌拥抱
Yeah. Hand hug.
我的小宝贝
My snugly...
bugly... boo!
[Saint giggles]
Ow! You almost broke my nose, dude.
你差点打断我的鼻梁了
好，再跟克克说一次你爱她
'Kay, tell Koko
you love her one more time.
-我爱妳
-我的天啊！
-I love you.
-Oh, my goodness!
我走了
-[Saint] Peace out!
-[Khloé] Love you!
爱你
克罗伊最近让我很不爽
[Kim] Khloé has really
been pissing me off lately,
我们马上就要去阿斯本了
so we're going to Aspen and I just
wanna get some things off my chest
我想把一些心裡的话讲出来
在出发前跟她好好谈一谈，把话说开
and really talk to her
and just clear the air before we go.
我对妳有不满
Well, I have a bone to pick with you.
又怎麽了？
What now?
就是妳说话的方式
Just about your delivery on things.
好
-[sighs] 'Kay.
-The other day when you called me
前几天
妳打电♥话♥问我能不能整理琪的头髮时
and asked me if you can do Chi's hair,
我不知道该不该用「高高在上」形容
但妳当时的口气是在羞辱我
I don't know if condescending's the word,
but you're very, like, shaming.
Like, "Can I do Chi's hair?
Do you mind?"
「我可以整理琪的头髮吗？
妳会介意吗？」
然后妳就说：「因为她的头髮
And you're like, "'Cause her hair
has, like, so much product in it."
抹了很多造型品」
我就说：「我知道」
And I'm just like,
"I know. Mm-hmm."
我那星期过得很不顺
所以我就跟我妈说
I had a really hard week,
so I said to my mom,
「妳可以帮忙照顾
我两个最小的小孩吗？
"Can you please watch my two little ones?
我会请人带他们过去
妳可以帮我带着他们准备上学吗？
I'll send them over,