太空部队（2020）

Space Force S01E09

Part 3 July 3, 2020, 10:16 a.m.

你为什么没查他的底细？
Why didn't you vet him?
我跟你说了一万遍要你查他的底细但你却没有查！
I told you a million times to vet him! And you didn't vet him!
下一次你必须给我查！
Next time you're gonna do it!
好了
All right.
我需要你们把全部的黑历史都告诉我
I need you guys to tell me all the dirt.
你们可能做过的任何糟糕事
Anything terrible any of you might've done.
谁想先来？
Who wants to go first?
别害怕我们早晚都会查出来的
Don't be scared. We're gonna find out anyway.
你们每个人知道么？赶快从实招来
Anybody, all right? Take it off like a Band-Aid.
一、二、三来个人说话
One, two, three. Somebody go.
我爷爷在爱尔兰是个恐♥怖♥分♥子♥
My grandfather is a terrorist in Ireland.
要命了你一开口就是个不得了
Holy shit. You came out big from the start.
他杀过人吗？
Has he killed anybody?
不他是一个不杀人的恐♥怖♥分♥子♥
No. He's a terrorist that doesn't kill people.
好吧
Okay. Okay.
几年前去参加一个万圣节派对时我打扮成了一张底片
I went to a Halloween party a few years ago as a film negative.
就是说你扮了黑脸？
So. . . blackface?
等等你扮了什么？
Wait. What? You did what?
一张底片很聪明的
A film negative. It was clever.
好吧
All right.
我扮过一回甘地
I went as Gandhi once.
这样可不行
That is not okay.
对吧？
Right?
不不行
No, it's not.
好吧
Okay.
简直不敢相信我还得问这个问题
I can't believe I even have to ask this question.
你们有谁当着非情愿的雇员自♥慰♥过？
Has anybody masturbated in front of an unwilling employee?
给“自♥慰♥”下个定义
Define masturbation.
我不下
I will not.
好吧无论你如何定义我肯定有做过
Well, however you define it, I definitely did it.
我的天呐
Oh, my God.
确实很难处理好
It is very delicate.
如果听任中国做出让步我们看起来就会很软弱
Either we seem weak and let the Chinese have their way,
不然就要冒惹火他们的险导致紧张局势加剧
or we risk pissing them off, and tensions could escalate.
没错我需要政♥府♥的指导
Exactly. I need guidance from the administration.
又或者这件事我谁也不告诉
Hmm. Or. . . I'm not telling anyone about this.
你也没告诉过我
You're not telling me about this.
我们就没对话过
We never spoke.
你来处理这件事我就在笔记上写
You just handle it, and I'll write in my notes that
我们讨论了你在机场厕所里见妓♥女♥的事
we talked about you meeting a hooker in an airport bathroom.
-她叫什么名字来着？ -妓♥女♥ 长官？
What was her name again? -Hooker, sir?
没有什么妓♥女♥啊
There was no hooker.
好吧那我就叫她“魅魅” 我的妓♥女♥就叫这个
Fine. I'll just call her "Charisma. " That's my hooker's name.
天呐
Oh, God.
-你找到备用的登陆点了吗？ -没有
Did you find an alternate landing spot? -No.
我们的人将在23小时候进入月球轨道
Our people enter the moon's orbit in 23 hours.
是吗？
They do?
阿德里安休息一下
Adrian, get some rest.
洗个澡我需要你明天拿出最好的状态来
Take a bath. I'm gonna need you sharper than ever tomorrow.
我没办法洗澡了因为正如我周一提过的
Well, I can't take a bath because, as I mentioned Monday,
我浴盐用完了
I am out of bath salts.
但从来没人听我讲话
But nobody ever listens to me!
（边远酒家炭烤牛排）
你的好吃吗？
How is yours?
很美味是的
It's delicious. Yes.
那个啥人们总在讨论牛肉对环境的影响
You know, people are always talking about the environmental impact of beef,
但牛肯定一副：“你开玩笑吧？
but, I mean, cows must be, like, "Are you kidding me?
怎么不说人类对环境的影响？
What about the impact of people?
别把一切都怪到我们的屁上来”
Don't blame everything on our farts. "
我这句话说得好响啊
I just said that so loud.
嗯现在餐厅里的每个人都知道了
Well, now everyone in the restaurant knows
你对我们的环境十分关心
that you care deeply about our environment.
你当真有被允许来跟我约会吗？
So are you actually allowed to date me?
我们的协定是这样的对
Uh, that is the arrangement as it stands, yes.
但军队里他们同意了吗？
But, like, the military, they're cool with it?
噢是的你是一个独♥立♥合同工不是军队的一员所以是可以的
Oh, yes, you're an independent contractor and not a part of the military. So, yes.
Mm-hmm.
那我们为什么要开到这么远的地方来吃晚餐？
Then why did we drive so far to go to dinner?
因为我其实挺想看看
'Cause, like, I'm actually open
我们之间的这种…古怪的…
to seeing whatever happens next in this wacky. . .
接下来会怎样
whatever we're doing. Um. . .
但这种自己被藏起来的感觉不太好
But it just doesn't feel good to feel like I'm being hidden away,
就好像我是个旧时的情妇似的
you know, like an old-timey mistress.
我不想别人把这件事告诉我女儿
I don't want someone to tell my daughter about this
我想自己找机会跟她说
before I get a chance to say something.
我觉得这件事应该由我来说
I feel like it should come from me.
嗯当然我的天我完全理解
Oh. Yeah, sure. No. My God, I totally understand.
对不起
I'm sorry.
哦不必谢谢你的理解
Oh, no, no, no. Thank you for getting it.
不天呐你只是想做一个好父亲
No. God. No, that's just you being a good father.
赶在我们上♥床♥之前告诉她好吗？
Well. . . Just tell her before we have sex, okay?
嗯
Yep. Yep, yep, yep.
-嗯是的 -好的
Yep. Yeah. Yeah. -Okay.
你没资格命令我在哪里着陆我告诉你在哪里着陆才对
You don't tell me where to land. I tell you where to land.
你没听说过我不操♥你♥妈♥ 我也没听说过你
You don't know me. And no, fuck you. I don't know you.
What?
还有你的论文
And your paper was. . .
完全是冗余的垃圾一堆你这个傻♥逼♥
it was absolutely redundant crap, you nutsack.
你的数据根本不可靠
Your data set was unreliable.
还把我当成一只野鸭我他妈干♥死♥你♥
You confused me with the mallard? I will fuck you up.
反正你获得这个职位
Anyway, you only got your position
是在你叔叔被任命为人♥大♥代表以后的事
after your uncle was appointed to the National People's Congress.
这是巧合吗？
Oh! Is that a coincidence?
我看不是
I don't think so.
我他妈干♥死♥你♥
I will fuck you up.
我他妈干♥死♥你♥
I will fuck you up.
嘿陈
Hey. Chan.
你在吗？
Are you there?
我是陈请讲
Go for Chan.
“我是陈请讲”
"Go for Chan. "
我刚才不确定这是不是正经事
I wasn't sure if this was serious.
你可以把我转到私人频道上吗？
Can you switch me to a private channel, please?
好
Yeah.
嘿
Hey.
太空怎么样啊妹子？
How's space, dude?
太空挺好的
Uh, space is good.
听着我想我是应该准备几句
Listen, um, I think I was supposed to prepare some,
当我的脚踏上月球时可以说出口的话来
like, awesome sentence for when I set foot on the moon.
有好多人踏上过地球啊人们就只记得阿姆斯特朗
A dozen people have set foot on the moon. They only ever remember Armstrong.
是啊但我将是第一个黑人外加第一个女人
Yeah. I will be the first black person and the first woman.
我想大家会留意的
I think people are gonna be paying attention.
压力啊
Pressure.
好吧你想到什么了？
Okay. What do you got?
好的
Okay.
我在考虑：“回到月球真好”
I'm thinking, "It's good to be back on the moon. "
-回到月球真好？ -是啊
"It's good to be back on the moon"? -Yeah.
太糟糕了你这到底在跟谁说啊？
That's terrible. Who are you even talking to?
你的听众是谁？
Who's your audience here?
好吧这个怎么样：
Okay, how about,
“女士们如果你们很快地想减掉50斤就来月球吧”
"Ladies, if you want to lose a quick 60 pounds, go to the moon. "
哦谢谢你是你觉得这句更好？
Oh, thank you. Yes. You think that's better?
这是物理啊
Well, it's physics.
这是性别歧视
It's sexist.
好吧
Okay. How about,
要不说：“这片街区算是完蛋咯”
"There goes the neighborhood. "
噢等我回来你是死定了
Oh, you're so dead when I get back.
不听着所有人都在教我该怎么做
No, listen, everyone's just trying to tell me what to do.
我的女性研究教授说：
Like, my women's studies professor was like,
“你必须为女人而声明” 我妈说感谢耶稣和金博士
"You have to claim this for women. " My mom said to thank Jesus and Dr. King.
就连我的前男友都发来要我吼： “野马队加油”
Even my ex texted me to shout, "Go Broncos. "
-这句不错 -不！
Hmm. That's a good one. -No.
这是我个人努力才换得的