太空部队（2020）

Space Force S01E03

Part 4 July 3, 2020, 10:15 a.m.

Or should I say. . . I can't see that.
那个我们还做出了些
Well, we are making
不是顶级机密的科技飞跃
scientific leaps that are not top secret.
将这个世界变成一个更好更…
Making the world a better and cleaner place.
清洁的地方
真棒
Great.
那就跟我们说说吧
Tell us about that.
-我在洗耳恭听呢 -嗯
I'm all ears. -Yeah.
但如果你一时语塞的话
Yeah. Well, if you're at a loss for words,
我可以把问话的机会先让给我们最年轻的议员
I can yield to our youngest member,
她从不语塞
who rarely is.
本委员会将请来自纽约的女议员发言
The committee recognizes the congresswoman from New York,
安娜贝拉·伊西德罗-坎波斯
Anabela Ysidro-Campos.
是
Yes.
-内尔德将军 -你好
General Naird. -Hello.
你似乎就这么一副态度：
Your entire attitude seems to be,
“任由我们将太空军事化你们别的事不要管只要给钱就行了”
"Give us money
你的首席科学家在点头
and don't look while we militarize space. "
他这是一种病
It is a condition.
饮水鸟综合征
Drinking Bird Syndrome.
听着太空…
Look, space. . .
很难搞
is hard.
“太空很难搞”
"Space is hard. "
如果你们还没选定座右铭的话
If you haven't settled on a motto yet,
我能否建议就以此作为太空部队的座右铭吧
may I suggest that that become the new Space Force motto.
这个嘛挺好的呀
Well. . . exactly.
我敲我敲
Tap-tap. Tap-tap.
敲了！
Tap!
我敲敲敲！
Tap-tap!
我敲我敲
Mmm. Tap-tap. Tap-tap.
我敲敲敲
Tap-tap.
你没事吧？
Are you okay?
我敲
Tap-tap.
悠着点
Just gentle. Gentle.
悠着点啊！
Look. . . Just gentle!
我他妈还能怎么做？
What the fuck am I supposed to do?
不我认真的
Uh. . . -No, seriously.
我在这里还能做什么？
What am I supposed to do here?
你明白一个能说话的人都没有是种怎样的感觉吗？
Do you know what it's like to have no one to talk to?
在这边如果你没辆越野摩托车或者不吸强力胶…
I mean, if you don't have a dirt bike here or you're not sniffing glue. . .
算了
Forget it.
找份工作呗
Get a job.
去哪里啊？
Like where?
我是个高二学生没有一技之长
I'm a high school junior with no skills.
这个嘛好在基地外
Well, okay, off base,
首先呢高速公路边有一家牛仔靴店
we've got the cowboy boot store down by the highway.
村里最好的餐厅也就是脱衣舞俱乐部
Uh, the best restaurant in town, also known as the strip club.
说起来我知道有个地方跟你家很近
Actually, I know a place that is closer to your house
他们在招食物采购协调员
that needs a sustenance procurement coordinator.
什么？
What?
这是军队里的叫法就是“卖♥♥软冰淇淋的”
It's just military for "soft serve slinger. "
嗯不做这个就只能去脱衣舞俱乐部了
Yeah, I mean, it's either that or the strip club.
就凭你这个瘦屁♥股♥ 还是卖♥♥冰淇淋赚得多
With your skinny butt, you're probably gonna make more selling soft serve.
也许等你吃了足够的软冰淇淋你就能去脱衣舞俱乐部上班了
Oh, that is until you eat enough soft serve
可以说是 “想要啥工作就吃啥样的货”
to make more at the strip club. It's kind of a "eat for the job you want" kind of vibe.
内尔德将军
Mmm. General Naird,
这是什么？
what is this?
橙子？
An orange?
你觉得买♥♥它要花多少钱？
How much do you think it costs?
一块？
A dollar?
你觉得在太空部队里买♥♥它要花多少钱？
How much do you think it costs Space Force?
-一块五？ -整整一万美金
Dollar-fifty? -It costs $10, 000.
噢坏了
Oh, shit. -
作为你们上个月
As part of your resupply launch to the ISS last month,
对国际空间站补给发射的一部分
你们送上了各种新鲜的未脱水食物
you sent up a variety of fresh, non-dehydrated foods,
包括一个橙子在内运输费用是一万美金
including one orange, at the transport cost of $10, 000.
呃是的这是我们沿用国家航♥空♥航♥天♥局的政策
Yeah, yes. It's been our policy since NASA to allow astronauts one pound
每次补给时允许宇航员们选择一磅自己爱吃食物
of the food of their choice at each resupply.
即便是一个一万美金的橙子？
Even if it's a $10, 000 orange?
这个嘛有时候省钱不是最重要的
Well, sometimes it's just not about saving money.
有时候很重要比如在预算听证会上
Sometimes it is, when it's a budget hearing.
但…请你来辩护吧
But, please, defend it.
我想要能够解释给我领食品券的选民们听
I wanna be able to tell my constituents on food stamps
为什么贵机构需要
why your agency needs
一个一万美金的橙子
a $10, 000 orange.
好我试试
All right, I'll try.
你在军队里会学到其中一件事就是钱不重要
One thing you learn in the military is that money doesn't matter.
人重要
People matter.
有数以千计的人正在没日没夜地辛勤工作
Thousands of people working tirelessly, day and night.
我们可能是花了十亿美元
And we may have spent a billion dollars
才送了一名宇航员上天
to put one astronaut in a position
但在那里他们做的事是对我们每一个人都有益的
where they can do something that'll benefit everybody.
而那一名宇航员是一个活生生的人
And that one astronaut may be a human being
她正在冒着失去生命的风险投身于一项非常危险的事业
who is risking her life in a very dangerous pursuit.
这个活生生的人顺便一说她不是为了钱
A human being who is not doing it for the money, by the way.
这个活生生的人
A human being who is battling fear
正在与恐惧、疲倦和不确定作斗争
and exhaustion and uncertainty.
她可能过去整整一个月
And who has been eating dehydrated mac and cheese,
都在将自己过滤的尿液倒进脱水奶酪通心粉里混着吃
mixed with her own filtered urine, for the last month.
我想让她尝一口地球上的味道
I want her to have a taste of the Earth.
回想一下她在为什么而奋斗
And remember what she's fighting for.
我常在新闻里看到有好多亿万富翁们
I see billionaires in the news
在他们眼里太空好像是个我们将来都会去的地方
who look at space like it's where we're all going to go
等我们把这个星球毁掉之后对吧？
when we trash this planet.
太空里没有能替代这个星球的地方
Well, there is no substitute in space for this planet.
在那里你是无法用粉末和尿液创造出一个橙子来的
You cannot make an orange out of powder and urine,
无论我们多么努力
no matter how hard we try.
只有上帝能创造出橙子来
Only God can make an orange.
这个嘛无论是谁创造的
Well, whoever made it,
我们这里是全宇宙里唯一能吃到它的地方
we're the only place in the universe you can get it.
我们最好照顾好这个星球和住在这里的人
We better take care of this planet and the people who live here.
而还有什么比一个橙子更能让人想到地球的呢
And what better reminder of the Earth than an orange.
因为橙子和地球本身一样
Because an orange, like the Earth itself,
是完美而圆形的
is perfect and round.
是平坦的长方形！
It's a flat rectangle!
不鲍勃！其实不是
No, Bob, not really.
拜托我们是在把人命置于危险之中
Come on. We are putting people's lives at risk
为的就是追求科学进步解决我们的诸多问题
in the pursuit of science to solve our many problems.
我的阴♥户♥我做主！
You don't get to drive my vulva!
我的阴♥户♥我做主！
You don't get to drive my vulva!
不！这里在讨论太空部队！
No, no! This is Space Force!
最高法♥院♥的提名听证会要周三才开
The Supreme Court nomination hearing is Wednesday.
这他妈是搞什么啊？
What the fuck was that?
好了抱歉
All right, sorry. Sorry.
-Got it.
总而言之
To sum up,
这个国家有足够多的财富
this country has enough wealth
我们有条件满足这个替我们所有人冒生命危险的宇航员
that we can give an astronaut who is risking her life for all of us
偶尔让她吃上一个橙子
an orange every once in a while.
话讲得好听
Pretty words,
但我依旧没能听到关于科学的具体细节
but I'm still not hearing any specifics about the science.
你们到底如何帮助我那些领食品券度日的选民们？
How do you help my constituents on food stamps?
也许给你的那些选民一些营养膏这样会更便宜些
Maybe it would be cheaper to give your constituents a nutritional paste,
要是你只在乎钱的话
if all you care about is money.
你想让我们研究一下这个吗？
Would you like us to work on that?
阿德里安·马洛里博士
Dr. Adrian Mallory,
太空部队首席科学家
Chief Scientist, Space Force.
如果你想听具体细节的话我们正在研发一颗新型气候卫星
If you want specifics, we are developing a new climate satellite
它将能提供极其精准的预报
that will provide such precise forecasts
使得龙♥卷♥风♥与飓风的预警时间翻三倍
that the advance warning times for tornadoes and hurricanes
拥有救下美国数以万计条人命的潜力
will be tripled, potentially saving tens of thousands of American lives