太空部队（2020）

Space Force S01E07

Part 4 July 3, 2020, 10:15 a.m.

"Yeah. "
抱歉重点是她说的语气我问：“这火箭燃料能用吗？”
Sorry, guess it was more how she said it. I asked, "Does the rocket fuel work? "
然后她说：
Then she said,
“能呀…”
"Yeah. "
我说得真不像她听起来是这样的
I'm butchering it. She said it like this. She said it like this.
“能…呀”
"Yeah. "
操她说的是：“能呀”
Fuck. She said, "Yeah. "
这都不重要了
It doesn't matter.
作为公♥关♥ 我从不暴露我的消息源但说这话的是汉娜
As a publicist, I never reveal my sources, but it was Hannah.
马洛里博士跟我来
Hmm. Dr. Mallory, come with me.
托尼干得好
And, Tony, nicely done.
去你♥妈♥的♥ 美国服饰
Fuck you, American Apparel.
怎么回事？
What's going on?
这是个很简单的科学公式
It's a simple scientific formula.
当一个像托尼这样满口胡言的人说另外一个人满口胡言时
When a guy as full of BS as Tony calls BS on someone else,
那人肯定是满口胡言的平方
that is BS squared.
换了我是不会管这叫科学公式的不过好吧
I wouldn't call it a scientific formula, but, okay.
我俩的第一次共同犯罪
Our first crime together.
希望以后能有更多
May there be many more.
那么…
So, uh. . .
你…
What. . .
你最近在读什么？
what have you been reading lately?
你说什么？
Excuse me?
没什么
Nothing. Nothing.
只是那啥丹佛的机场还真挺疯狂的是吧？
Just that, uh, that Denver airport sure is crazy, huh?
邓肯你为了让我刮目相看最近在读东西吗？
Duncan, have you been reading to impress me?
不
No. No.
但假如我在读你会刮目相看吗？
But if I had, would you be impressed?
我非常…
I very much. . .
有可能会
might.
那么…
So. . .
那个呃…
that, uh. . .
丹佛机场
Denver airport.
我读到说它的预算超了整整二十亿美元
Well, I read it was two billion dollars over budget.
这我之前可不知道
Ooh, I was not aware.
是啊而且很多人相信
Yeah. And many believe that the money was used
那些钱被用来建造了一些地下会议室
to build underground meeting rooms
为那些控制世界经济的人而准备的
for those who control the world economy.
光“日”派
The Illuminati.
等等
Wait.
你读的都是些什么呀？
What are you reading?
一些网站来着
Websites.
你知不知道英国女王…
Uh. . . Uh, did you know that the queen of England--
堂堂英国女王本人是全世界最大的毒贩子？
The queen of England is the largest drug pusher in the world?
不是真的
No, seriously.
而且她亲手杀掉了杰弗里·爱泼斯坦
And she killed Jeffrey Epstein with her bare hands.
她总是把自己的一只指甲留得非常长
And she leaves one of her fingernails real long
在尖儿上涂了毒药
and has poison on the tip.
哇喔
Wow.
十、九、八
Ten, nine, eight,
七、六、五
seven, six, five,
四、三
four, three,
二、一
two, one.
好的目前为止还可以
Okay, so far, so good.
祷告吧
Fingers crossed.
别担心我调整了燃料的比例
Don't worry. I adjusted the fuel ratios.
没别人知道
Off the books.
希望你不介意
I hope that's all right.
那你最后用了多少瘦瘦燃料？
Well, how much Skinny Fuel did you end up using?
零
Uh. . . Zero.
噢谢谢你
Oh, thank you.
完全没人知道？
It's. . . completely off the books?
百分之百
One hundred percent.
助推器分离已完成
Booster separation complete.
如果我有什么能为你做的…
If there's ever anything I can do for you. . .
还真有你可以打个电♥话♥给总统
Actually, you can call POTUS.
跟他说我们自己能行
And you can tell him that we're doing just fine.
不需要去外面找私营部门来帮忙
We don't need any outside help from the private sector.
-诸如此类的 -没问题
Something like that. -You got it.
好的
Okay.
很美不是吗？
It's beautiful, isn't it? -Mm.
这可不是烧金仕福的
It's not running on Kingsford.
好吧
Okay.
挺机灵
Cute.
恭喜詹姆斯女士
Congratulations, Ms. Jaymes.
今天贵公♥司♥的燃料看似帮助完成了一次成功的发射
Today you appeared to have a very successful launch with your fuel.
谢谢你
Thank you.
别会错意但你需要用点漱口水
Um, don't take this the wrong way, but you could use some mouthwash.
这个嘛或许研究清新口气的领域
Ah, well, perhaps the breath refreshment sector
才是你该努力的方向
is where you should redirect your efforts.
感觉这对你来说会更现实一点
That feels a bit more feasible for you.
如果你哪天出了名有了权就来找我
If you ever get big and powerful one day, come see me.
我或许能安排一个极度低等的职位给你
I might have an extremely low-level position for you.
或许哪天你有了足够的名气和实力
Or maybe one day you'll be big and powerful enough
我就能把你当回事了
for me to take you seriously.
也许我们俩都会有名又有权
-Maybe we'll both be big and powerful.
也许我们会的
Maybe we will.
操！
Fuck!
好吧你保…
All right, so take-- -
为什么我的车闻起来像被婴儿吐过一样？
Why does my car smell like baby vomit?
那么…
So. . .
你觉得这条…
what do you make. . .
怎么样？
of this one?
棕色的呀
Oh. It's brown.
棕色跟什么都不搭配
Brown doesn't go with anything.
噢肯定有什么能跟棕色配的我相信
Oh, there are things that go with brown, I'm sure.
谢天谢地我有你在身边
Thank God I have you.
你这么说可真好
That's a very nice thing to say.
-噢这条我喜欢 -这条？是很好看
Oh, I like that. -That one? Pretty.
（三天后）
什么事？
Yeah?
勘探者号♥卫星已经在月球轨道上了
The Prospector Satellite is now in orbit around the moon.
很好！摄像机已经能正常传输了吗？
Good! Is the camera transmitting yet?
是长官我们已经收到了第一批照片
Yes, sir. Uh, we have our first images.
非常好
Very good.
噢棒极了
Oh, excellent.
噢这拍得可真美呀
Oh, that's a beautiful shot.
您可能会想要快速翻看一下
You might enjoy scrolling through these quickly.
这是什么啊？
What is that?
我们还不能百分百确定这是什么
Oh. . . We're not 100 percent sure what that is yet.
中国国旗
The Chinese flag.
啥？
What?
啥？
Oh. -What?
你是不是…
Did Did you-- -Oh!
哇喔！你瞧瞧！
Wow! Look at that!
我之前还完全不知道他们已经走到这一步了
I had no idea they were that far along.
这真是地
That's something. -Huh.
噢真好真好！
Oh, good for them!
这…太棒了
That's great.
有一个…
Got a. . .
噢我真为他们高兴啊
Oh, I am happy for them.
他们还真上去了
They really are there.
你瞧瞧
Look at that.
噢妈的！
Oh, shit!
那些中国的混♥蛋♥还真这么干了
Those Chinese bastards did it.
他们做到了！
They did it!
真没想到
Ha! That is rich.