太空部队（2020）

Space Force S01E05

Part 4 July 3, 2020, 10:15 a.m.

嘿让我提前跟胜利者拍张照吧
Hey, let me get a quick snap with the winners, huh?
嗯这还差不多
Yeah, now we're talking.
太空之旗的科学部分已经结束
The science portion of Space Flag has concluded.
恭喜…
Congrats to. . .
赢的那队随便了
whoever won.
反正重要的只有月球作战
All that matters is lunar combat.
胜者有100分
It's for 100 points.
假如你的太空服被打爆了
If your suit is popped, just go limp,
你就像一袋肥料踩着一副高跷一样瘸着走回老家去吧
and you'll be marched home like a sack of manure on a pair of stilts.
任务对你来说就结束了但那条裤子还能改日再战
The mission's over for you, but those pants fight another day.
唉我们就要被BB弹打爆了
Man, we about to get BB'd up.
我宁愿被真子弹打
I'd rather just get regular shot.
你懂的婊♥子♥们可爱枪伤了
You know how bitches love the gunshot wounds.
如今婊♥子♥们不喜欢被叫“婊♥子♥”了
Whoa, whoa. Bitches don't like to be called bitches anymore.
是啊但婊♥子♥们对好多事都不喜欢所以…
Yeah, well, bitches don't like a lot of things, so. . .
你知道这个源自15世纪的词本来是用于贬低那些
You know that word originated in the 15th century
敢于表达自己爱欲的女人
as a way to demean women who were just trying to express their sexual desires?
你又是怎么知道的？
Why do you know that?
大学时性别研究的教授逼我写了一篇论文
My college gender studies professor made me write a paper about it
因为我骂了她一句婊♥子♥
after I called her a bitch.
-听起来她还真是个婊♥子♥ -喂！别说了
She sound like a bitch. -Hey! Come on.
不过她确实婊过一两回
But she was one, two times.
-好嘞 -嘿够了
All right. Hey. All right. -
嘿你有充电器吗？
Hey, do you have a charger?
有充这里吧
Yeah. Charge this.
你有充电器吗？
Do you have a charger?
空军准备好了？
Air Force ready?
太空部队准备好了？
Hooah! Space Force ready?
是的！
Uh. . . Yes.
我们开始吧！
Let's get it on!
Ho! Hooah!
他们来了！太空士兵们！
Here they come! Spacemen!
现在就是证明自己的机会是时候闪耀了！
Now is the time to prove ourselves. Now is the time to shine!
别玩手♥机♥了！
Get off your phone! -Okay, yeah.
快给武器打气！
Pump your weapons!
打起来！
Pump 'em!
打起来！
Pump 'em! Pump 'em!
第一小队！出击！
Alpha Squad! Move out!
出击！
Go, go! Move out!
Go! Move out!
上了年纪的！
Ow. Oh. Oldsters!
悠着点先伸展一下！
Some gentle stretching!
出击！
Move out!
-Wait, wait, wait, wait.
这里明明有这么多屏幕就不能留一个放PBS台吗？
There are a hundred screens, can't one of them be PBS?
你是不可能躲一辈子的呆子！
You can't hide forever, Nerd!
I'm gonna eat your liver!
天呐今天可真热
Phew. Boy, it's a hot one today.
“C” 我们走！
"C, " let's go!
出击小的们！
Move out, boys! Move! Move! Move!
这镜头是慢动作的么？
Is this footage in slo-mo?
-快冲 -我掩护你上！
Come on! -I got you, go!
就这样太空部队利用掩护开火
That's it, Space Force, cover and run.
（阵亡）
天呐
Ah, God.
友军倒下将他的作战服走回基地
Man down. Walk his combat suit back to base.
要命！好险！
Oh, shit! That was close!
到处都是他们的人！
Ah. They're everywhere!
加油！站起来太空士兵们！拿出勇气来！
Come on! Get up, spacemen! Show some heart!
上啊！
Go! Go!
-这样就对了！ -太好了
-There you go! Yeah!
这就对了这…
-That's the spirit, that's the--
-噢天呐！ -不要啊！
Oh, God! No!
-胡里欧！胶带！ -胶带！不要啊！
Julio! Duct tape! Duct tape! No!
-我来了 -胶带！
I got you. I got you. Duct tape!
天啊
Oh, God.
太晚了！
-It's too late. It's too late.
-天 -好的
God. -Okay.
有我在
I got it.
我会为你报仇的兄弟
I'll avenge you, bro.
干♥死♥他们！
Kick their ass!
加油你能行的哥们！让我骄傲！
Come on, you got this, man. Make me proud!
上啊太空兵
Go, spaceman. Go, spaceman.
对！这才是太空部队的精神！进攻！
Yeah, that's the Space Force spirit! Attack!
对上
Yeah. Go. Go. Oh!
这可真难看啊
That's ugly.
阿里上尉全看你的了前进！
Captain Ali, it's up to you. Advance!
别担心
Uh, don't worry.
我的论文写得就是钳形突击
My paper was on pincer movements.
掩护我中士
Cover me, Sergeant.
好的
Okay.
我掩护你！
I got you! Ah. . . Step up!
看招！
Step up! -
真棒宝贝！这样就对了嘛！
Yeah, baby! That's what I'm talking about!
-可恶我倒下了 -是啊
-Oh! Damn, I'm down. -Yeah.
-是吗？ -干了他中士！
Oh, really? Get him, Staff Sergeant! -
太好了！
Yeah. Go, go!
我的天啊
Oh, my God. -Oh.
你们这些混…
You mother--
我先去把卡车开起来
-Oh. I'll go warm up the truck.
“就像当年躲入地堡的希♥特♥勒♥ 如今的内尔德已然众叛亲离”
Like Hitler in his bunker, Naird has been abandoned by everyone.
“他够男人吗？会自尽吗？”
Is he man enough to take his own life? -
我的错这的确是我的错我郑重道歉现在就…
That's my fault. And that is my fault, and I apologize, right--
好吧非战斗人员！非…
Okay, noncombatant! Noncombatant!
记者！
Non Press! Press! Press! Press! Press!
搞什么鬼啊？
What the fuck?
情况如何啊将军？
How's it going, General?
恭喜你阿德里安
Congratulations, Adrian,
就为了证明你是对的你让我们都狼狈得像傻瓜一样
you made your point by making us all look like fools.
你不惜毁掉自己团队的士气
Crushing the spirits of your own team.
我的天当初我第一个选的就是你
My God, I even picked you first.
你猜怎么着？
You know what?
记得提醒我绝不能将自己置于要指望你帮忙的境地
Remind me to never put myself in a situation where I need your help.
二
Chan.
做好准备
Be ready with it.
你要去哪里？
Where are you going?
去打仗
To war.
将军需要他的副官
The general needs his aide-de-camp.
哎呦今天真不是一般的离奇啊
Dude, this is the weirdest day.
前进！
Hooah! Advance! -
太空部队只剩两员了
Space Force is down to two.
-太好了！ -太好了！
迦梨时母…
Kali Maa.
迦梨时母…
Kali Maa.
迦梨时母赐予我力量！
Kali Maa shakti de!
我闻到了呆子的味道！
I smell Nerd!
出来吧别再躲藏啦！
Come out, come out, wherever you are!
（救救蜜蜂！）
♪ Let the Midnight Special Shine a light on me ♪
马洛里！
Mallory! Mallory!
♪ Let the Midnight Special Shine a light on me ♪
正中脚踝！
Ow! Right on the ankle.
-怎么现在月亮上有汽车了？ -闭嘴吧你
So now they have cars on the moon? -Oh, hush.
我是来帮忙的
I'm here to help.
现在只剩我一个了我看你是稍稍晚了一点
Well, it's down to just me, so you might be too late.
陈动手吧
Chan, now.
控制键上档键 6
Command-shift-6.
-遵命先生正在执行中 -空军拿出剪刀来！
Yes, sir. Implementing. Air Force! Attach your scissors!
听我号♥令！
On my signal!
冲锋！
Charge!
怎么回事？
What the hell?
腿动不了了长官！
Can't move my legs, sir! -
什么？
系统出故障了！
The system's malfunctioning.
他们全都不能动了！
They're all immobilized!