太空部队（2020）

Space Force S01E08

Part 2 July 3, 2020, 10:16 a.m.

我理应得到补偿吧
I should be compensated.
说清楚了不是我想要你
To be clear, I don't want you.
你只不过是个不幸的必需品就好比是付小费或是结肠镜
You're an unfortunate necessity, like tipping or. . .
所以我就是个结肠镜？
colonoscopies. So I'm a colonoscopy?
我只是随口打个比方而已但我跟你说
It was an off-the-cuff comparison, but I'll tell you what,
如果这让你有共鸣…
if it resonates for you--
嘿哥们操♥你♥妈♥！
Hey, man, fuck you!
操♥你♥妈♥！
Fuck you!
操♥你♥妈♥！
Fuck you!
操♥你♥妈♥！
Fuck you!
喂
Hey.
干嘛？
-What?
操♥你♥妈♥
Fuck you. Ah!
对了没必要让马克知道
By the way, there is no need Mark should be privy
这段对话的具体内容
to the specifics of that conversation.
我们都同意吧？
Are we all agreed?
当然同意
Absolutely. -Yeah.
我的天呐！
Ugh!
-好吧行了我不想知道 -行待在这里
Okay. I don't wanna know. -All right.
我马上回来
Stay here. I'll be back. -Ew.
（配偶探监活动房♥屋进入前请先与守卫登记）
选得不错
Good choice.
你喜欢K-Pop？
You like K-Pop?
嗯当然喜欢了
Yeah. Hell, yeah.
虽然K-Pop基本上全是从黑人音乐那里抄来的
I mean, K-Pop kind of jacked their whole shit from black music,
不过没关系
but it's okay.
说起来黑人和韩国人其实有很多相同点来着
Actually, black people and Koreans have tons in common.
烧烤一级棒护肤也是完美无瑕
Barbecue's bangin', skincare is flawless.
你知道我不是韩国裔的对吧？
You know I'm not Korean, right?
知道好吧
Yeah. Okay.
-别生气呀 -我没有
Don't get offended. -I'm not.
搞得好像你知道我们家是哪里来似的？
It's not like you know where my people come from.
那你说你们家是从哪里来的啊？
Well, where did your people come from?
我不知道
I don't know.
三年级时我们要做一个文化溯源汇报
In third grade, I had to do a heritage report,
于是我只好说：“刚果？”
and I just said, "Congo? "
当时我刚看了完电影《刚果惊魂》
I had just seen the movie Congo.
抱歉我只是很烦常被错认成韩国裔
Sorry, I just have a thing about being mistaken for Korean.
我韩国裔的朋友个个都是急性子
All my Korean friends are hotheads.
其中有个还在玛丽·卡兰德餐厅里拿叉子扔过我
One of 'em threw a fork at me in Marie Callender's.
为什么啊？
Why?
我骂了他奶奶几句
I said something about his grandma.
好吧原来你的种族其实是混♥蛋♥裔
Oof. Okay, so your ethnicity's actually just asshole.
不过金奶奶确实是个贱♥人♥
Grandma Kim was a bitch, though.
喔我好想念你的奶♥子♥ 贴在我身上的感觉啊
Oh, I miss the way your bumps feel against my body.
我已经有一整年没拥抱过别人了
I think it's been a year since I've hugged someone.
除了众议院议长之外
Except for the Speaker of the House.
她很骨感不一样
Different bumps.
非常不一样
Very different.
瞧瞧你
Oh, look at you.
等等这是一条针织领带么？
Wait a minute. Is that a knit tie?
是啊
Yeah.
马洛里博士觉得我戴了可能会好看
Dr. Mallory thought that I could make it work.
嗯我喜欢
Well, I like it.
-谢谢 -脱下来
Thanks. -Take it off.
好我会脱的
Okay. I will. I will. -
你知道么我一直在思考要怎样最大化利用我们在一起的时间
You know, I was thinking of how we could maximize our time here together. -Uh-huh.
篮球里有个战术叫“二换一”
There's a strategy in basketball called a two-for-one
就是一队会尽快完成射篮这样就能早点把球再拿回来
in which the team tries to take a shot early in order to get the ball back
这样就能赶在时间结束前再射一回
so they can shoot again before time runs out.
哦我喜欢你这个思路
Oh. Oh, I like where your head is at.
-是吗？ -好的
Yeah? -Okay.
好
Okay. -Hmm?
这里有什么秘密吗？
What's the secret here?
-只不过是个拉链而已 -好的
It's a zipper. That's it. -All right.
这到底怎么拉呀？好吧
How does that thing work? Okay.
我们要怎么拉开呢？
What are we doing here?
是啊
Yeah. Agh.
要是我的万能刀还在就好了进来的时候他们拿走了
I wish I had my multi-tool. They took it when I walked in.
小心点别撕破了
-Oh, oh, be careful, don't rip it.
没事我再给你买♥♥件新的
Well, I'll buy you a new one.
嗯不行只是这…
Yeah, no, it's just that--
不行这要从杂货店里买♥♥
No, it comes out of my commissary,
我这个月的消费上限已经快到达了所以…
and I'm almost at my limit for this month, so. . .
-好吧 -我必须得…
Okay. All right. -I have to be. . .
好吧
All right.
你上嘴唇的感觉怎么跟以前有点不一样了？
Are you doing something different with your upper lip?
没有啊
No.
好吧
Uh. . . okay.
只是感觉动得更加多了
Just seems like it's a little more active.
-我也不知道没变啊 -你猜怎么着？
Hmm. -I don't know. It's the same. -You know what?
我们还是不要去想“二换一”啊 “三换一”什么的了
Let's not think about a two-for-one or a three-for-one or any of that stuff.
我们练习一下就行好吗？
Mm-hmm. -Let's just, uh, practice, all right?
-好的嗯 -好么？
Okay. Yeah. -Okay.
好嘞
All right.
也许我们该试试那个啥看看会怎么样…
Maybe we should see what happens if we. . .
好的这样情调可能就来了
All right. That might put us in the mood.
哟！艾琳！
Yo! Erin!
你怎么知道我名字的？
How do you know my name?
麦琪是唯一能让自己猛♥男♥做直升飞机过来的
Maggie's the only one who gets her beefcake helicoptered in.
所以你肯定是她女儿了
Figured you must be her daughter.
她说你很聪明可你看起来不像啊
She say you're smart, but you don't look it.
好吧至少我站在栅栏这一边所以…
Okay, well, I am on this side of the fence, so. . .
绝对是麦琪的孩子
Oh. . . Definitely Maggie's kid.
你该不会因为我对你无礼就趁我妈洗澡拿刀捅她吧？
You're not gonna, like, shiv my mom in the shower 'cause I was mean, are you?
不会那样的话她就要把我踢出读书俱乐部了
No. She'd probably put me out of the book club.
-我们走 -等一下！
Let's go. -Wait, wait, wait! Wait.
对不起
Sorry.
那么你认识我妈？
So, you know my mom?
她在这里过得怎么样？
How's she doing in there?
现在是我的户外时间想跟我聊？那就跟紧了
This is my rec time. You wanna talk? Keep up.
继续走
Keep going.
嗯继续走直线就行
Yeah, just keep going straight.
你走路怎么像个忍♥者似的？
Why are you're walking like a ninja?
好吧你能不能那个啥拉着我走？
Okay, can you just, like, lead me, please?
-不这么做我不太适应 -就这样…
No, no, no, no. -Like, just--
两个不熟的成年人是不应该手牵手的
I'm not comfortable with that. Two adult acquaintances should not be holding hands.
为什么啊？你这么着急是要让谁知道你单身啊？
What? Why? Who are you trying to seem single for, huh?
那家伙吗？他养猫的
That guy? Ooh. He has cats.
对不起因为看不见了我的嗅觉变得更灵敏了
I'm sorry, I just Since I can't see, my sense of smell is heightened.
好吧
Fine.
抓着我的衣服
Hold on to my shirt.
-什么？ -抓着我的衣服
What? -Hold onto my shirt.
-我… -快来
I-- -Come on.
不这看起来太荒谬了
No. No, this looks ridiculous.
你怎么知道？你又看不见
How do you know? You can't see.
因为一个男人用绳索拉着一个女人
Because there's no version of a man leading a woman on a leash
在任何情况下看起来都不会酷的
that looks cool.
注意一下我走的路啊！
Whoa! -Watch where I'm going!
我有注意！我刚引着你躲开了一大堆蜘蛛
I am! I just led you around a huge pile of spiders.
-为什… -好吧我开玩笑的
Oh! Why-- -Okay, I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
是玩笑
It's a joke.
噢刚才是玩笑啊
Oh, that was a joke.
嗯是哦我明白为什么好笑了
Oh, yeah, I get why it's funny. Right, because I can't see,
对因为我看不见我想保护自己但却做不到
and I'm trying to protect myself, and I can't.
对这真的挺好笑的你真擅长幽默
Yeah, that's very funny. You're very good at humor.
谢谢你
Thank you.
-那是什么？ -你的影子？
What was that? Your shadow?
那我们要怎么办？
So how's work?
没关系
It's fine.
真的吗？