终归是家人

Fam S01E09

Part 4 May 27, 2020, 8:21 a.m.

You don't get it, Shannon.
这不仅仅是我家
It's... it's not only my place.
你跟我和克莱美一样住在这里
You live here just as much as I do,
这里也是你的家
just as much as Clem does.
我们是一家人
We're a family.
所以你必须尊重这个家
And you have to respect this place.
不只是因为这是我家
Not because it's mine.
而是因为这是我们共同的家
Because it's all of ours.
警♥察♥来了
Yo! The cops are here!
警♥察♥
Cops?
听好了你们这些蛆虫
All right, listen up, you maggots!
你们每天
Every day...
都在挑战我的极限
you punks push me a little farther.
不停挑战
Push, push, push.
总有一天你们会太过分
And one day you're gonna push too far,
然后
and then...
嘣
boom...
我会炸掉十个街区内的所有蛆虫
I go off, and every maggot in a ten-block radius
都会跟我一起炸上天嘣
goes down with me. Boom!
哥们这演技太厉害了
Dude... that was killer.
我这次试镜时听取了你的建议
Well, I, uh, played it quiet,
压低了声音
like you suggested,
你们猜怎么着
and, uh, guess what.
我拿到角色了
I got the part!
-真的吗 -没错
- No! - Yeah!
恭喜你爸爸
Congrats, Dad.
不过你怎么会来这里
Uh, what are you doing here?
尼克和克莱美你们在啊我不知道你们回来了
Hey, uh, Nick and Clem, I didn't realize you were back.
你妈妈得知雪伦要开派对
Well, your mom figured that Shannon was having a party,
我觉得这样来停止派对比较好玩
and I figured that this would be the funnest way to break it up.
如果你们早知道雪伦要开派对
If you guys knew Shannon was having a party,
为什么没打电♥话♥给我们
why didn't you call us?
我觉得
I bet it was
他肯定是想趁我们回来之前打扫干净
so he could clean everything up before we came back home.
是吧爸这样你和妈妈就不用承认
Right, Dad? So you and Mom wouldn't have to admit
你们之前说要信任她的想法有问题
that you were wrong about trusting Shannon.
我很不喜欢你这个指控
Okay, I do not appreciate that accusation.
好了我们赶紧把家里打扫一下...
Okay, y'all, let's get this place cleaned up...
我去
Damn!
这里感觉像是兄弟联谊会爆♥炸♥了
You know, it looks like a fraternity exploded in here,
但是克里斯丁的沙发奇迹般地毫发无损
and yet Kristen's couch is miraculously unscathed.
这样吧不如我们有空的时候
You know what? Why don't you and I
去挑一套新沙发
go pick out a new couch together?
不沙发可以留下
No. The couch stays.
感觉有陷阱
This feels like a trap.
不是陷阱
It's not a trap.
我曾经以为这个房♥子是我们的
It just hurt to find out that this place,
所以当发现它曾属于你和其他人时
which I always thought was ours,
觉得有点受伤
used to be yours with someone else.
但你对雪伦说的话
But what you said to Shannon,
让我觉得这个房♥子
it really made this place feel...
真的像家一样
like home.
所以沙发要留下
So the couch stays.
我不明白
I don't understand.
从今往后这沙发就是见证
From now on, it will be a symbol of our ability
证明我们解决问题的能力
to move past problems.
这个我喜欢
I love that.
但我还是觉得有陷阱
But I'm still a little on guard about that trap.
坦白一下
Full disclosure,
毕竟我现在很成熟了
since I'm all mature now and whatnot:
沙发上撒了点啤酒
some beer spilt on the couch.
好谢谢你诚实地告诉我们
Okay. Thank you for being honest with us.
我再坦白一下
Even fuller disclosure:
那些啤酒曾经在伊丽莎白肚子里
the beer used to be in Elizabeth's stomach.
还好我做过防污处理了吧
Good thing I Scotchgarded it, right?
-好恶 -好恶心
- Ew! - Oh, yuck!