加州靡情（2007）
Californication S05E07
Part 1
Dec. 1, 2020, 11:51 a.m.
Previously on Californication...
加州靡情 前情提要
My ex-wife is looking for a new nanny for our son. Any interest?
我前妻在帮我们儿子找保姆呢 有兴趣么?
You like that? No,Charlie!
你喜欢么? 不 Charlie!
Hey,we could watch a movie or something.
嘿 我们可以看个电影之类的
Inappropriate,Charlie. Right,that.
不合适 Charlie 好吧
How's Becca? Boyfriend. I wanna kill him,Hank.
Becca怎么样? 男朋友 我想杀了他 Hank
A young,good-looking guy,swoops in,starts sniffing around your one-and-only,
年轻又帅气的家伙腾空而降 开始对你的唯一探头探脑
and you question his motives.
于是你怀疑他的动机
But I really like your daughter.
但我真心喜欢你女儿
He's you. What are you talking about?
他就是你 你在说什么?
The kid's a loathsome,fucking asshole.
这孩子就一恶心的混♥蛋♥
I'd like to introduce you to Richard Bates.
介绍你认识Richard Bates
Haven't touched the stuff since Slick Willie was in the White House.
自从克♥林♥顿♥还在白宫的时候我就没碰过酒
Richard. Baby. Come on up,honey!
Richard 北鼻 上来 宝贝!
Stop it. *****
别这样
Tyler switched drinks,thought it'd be funny to watch him get drunk.
Tyler把饮料给换了 觉得看他喝醉会很有意思
Jesus,that kid really is a young me.
上帝 这孩子还真是年轻的我
Want me to go after him?
用我去追他么?
No,I don't. Just let him run it off.
不用 让他去跑跑清醒吧
Hey,can I come in?
嘿 我能进来么?
It's Richard,you know,he won't stop drinking.
是Richard 你知道 他不停喝酒
I think I made a terrible mistake,you know?
我觉得我犯了严重的错误
Oh,fuck!
噢 日!
Oh,fuck,please tell me we didn't.
噢 日 告诉我我们没做
I can't tell you that.
没法告诉你
Oh,my God. III won't tell you that.
噢天呐 我不会告诉你的
Yyyou don't remember? No.
你都不记得? 不
Anything? No.
一点都不记得? 不
Of course we did.
我们当然做了
It was pretty epic stuff,too. It was like a goddamn sex opera.
简直史诗一样的 就像你♥妈♥的♥性♥爱♥歌♥剧一样
Your aria was beautiful,by the way.
顺便说 你的咏叹调很动听
Oh,my God,this is so fucked up.
噢天呐 这下全完了
Yeah... and not even remotely true.
是啊... 其实也不完全是真的
Really? Gimme a break,lady.
真的? 得了吧 女人
I didn't even lay a hand on you.
我都根本没碰你
Do you really think I'd take advantage of a married woman in such a sorry state?
你真觉得我会占一个 失意已婚女人的便宜?
That's not very nice.
你可不厚道阿
Oh,God,all I remember is,like...
噢天 我就记得好像...
having a couple of drinks and then--
喝了几杯酒 然后
Which,for you,is like the equivalent of getting totally blotto.
对你来说就等于烂醉如泥了
I know--
我知道
No Come on. Give me a little tongue for being good!
不要 来嘛 我表现这么好给我个舌吻奖励!
Thank you,thank you for not taking advantage of me when I'm sure you totally could have.
谢谢 谢谢你没有占我便宜 虽然我确定你本来可以的
Now you tell me.
这才像话嘛
Batesy?
Batesy?
What the fuck,dude?
搞什么啊 兄弟?
Hank.
Hank
Talk to me,buddy. Use your words.
跟我说说 兄弟 说出来
Quietly.
小声说
Hank,I woke up in a strange woman's bed.
Hank 我醒来的时候在一个陌生女人的床上
I mean,she was naked,Hank.
我是说 她裸着的 Hank
Incredibly naked.
全♥裸♥
I got it.
我懂了
I can't find my wedding ring. I'm fucked!
我找不到结婚戒指了 我死定了!
Inside voice.
别出声
I can't go home and face Karen like this.
我不能这样回去面对Karen
Been there.
我也经历过
Why don't we do this?
要不咱么这样吧?
Hey,Batesy. Batesy,stay. Stay.
嘿 Batesy Batesy 别动 别动
Hey,did I hear someone crying?
嘿 我听到有人哭?
Oh,yeah,that's just Charlie.
是 Charlie而已
Oh,my God? No,he's fine.
噢天哪? 不 他没事
He cries a lot,wouldn't you? Let's go to see? You wanna go grab some breakfast?
他经常哭 你没发现? 我们去看看?
***** Uh,no. Nnno. Not hungry.
想去吃点早餐么? 不不不不 不饿
No?
不吃?
Too much booze and marital woe.
喝太多了再加上婚姻问题
Yeah,it was like watching a very special episode of Real Housewives of somewhere lame.
就跟看了集特别差劲的绝望主妇真人秀似的
I Yeah... I think you should go,Karen.
你还是走吧 Karen
I think you gotta go.
你还是走吧
What? Wha No.
怎么? 不是
I-I just kind of figured you'd wanna hang out for a while?
我只是看你刚才不是想跟我再呆一会么?
I'm supposed to roll over,lick my balls,and fetch? Is that it?
我就得打滚舔蛋蛋追皮球? 是这样么?
Well,maybe next time,Karen.
还是下次吧 Karen
Peace be with you.
祝你平安
Off you go.
走好
Batesy!
Batesy!
Pretty grim,Batesy.
真悲催啊 Batesy
How the fuck did you end up here?
你♥他♥妈♥怎么会到这地步?
Ah,I just remember drinking myself blind,getting into a cab.
我就记得我喝得天昏地暗 上了辆的士
Told the guy to take me to a fucking strip club,
让那家伙带我去个脱衣舞夜♥总♥会♥
and after that,it's just a blur of titties and beer.
之后就只有奶♥子♥和啤酒的模糊印象了
Oh,shit. This way.
噢日 这边
Oh,God. Oh,God.
我的天
Hello? Oh,hey.
喂? 噢嘿
Bates!
Bates!
You snuck out on me,you tricky little dicky,you!
你竟然偷偷溜了 你个狡猾的老二!
She knows my name,Hank.
她知道我名字 Hank
Yes,indeed,she does...
是 没错 她知道...
And she appears to have your wedding ring,too.
而且她还有你的结婚戒指...
You know,I'm going to be,uh,sick. Uh,may I--
你知道 我想吐 能不能...
Oh,you know where the bathroom is. Down the hall and to the left.
你知道厕所在哪 走廊到底左转
That's where I shot you up last night!
我做完就在那给你吸的!
I'm just kidding.
开玩笑了
Hank. Oh,Holly.
Hank 噢 Holly
Holly. Okay. So,uh...
Holly 好的 那么...
What's it gonna take if the man needs his wedding ring back?
如果这个人想把婚戒拿回去需要什么代价?
Oh,well,I mean,I understand,and I'm totally sympathetic,
噢 我是说我很理解 也真心同情
but he did pay me with it.
但他拿这个当付我的钱
The guy went to town in the VIP room.
这家伙去VIP房♥间
Dance after dance after dance.
不停跳舞
I shook my moneymaker to an entire album for him.
我的赚钱工具跟他摆了一整张专辑
Guns n' Roses. Appetite.
枪花 食欲 (Appetite专辑)
Great album,great album. The best.
好专辑 好专辑 顶尖的
Lost my cherry to it. Front and back.
我的前后贞操都被它(食欲)毁了
How much... Is it gonna--
需要多少钱才可以...
Come on.
好了
These are 20s. I know.
这可是20面值 我知道
Okay.
好的
That's it. Not a dollar more.
可以了 多一毛都不要
That's what I'm owed.
这是我赚来的
Can I ask you a question?
我能问你个问题么?
Sure thing,Hank.
当然可以 Hank
Did you guys,uh,you know?
你们有没有 你知道?
Fuck? Yeah.
滚床单? 对
What do you think,I'm a slut?
你以为什么 我是荡♥妇♥么?
You think just because I dance naked for money,that I'm an easy lay?
你以为就因为我裸体跳舞赚钱 就会轻易上♥床♥?
No. Oh,really?
不是 噢 真的?
Well,no,actually.
其实没有
We came back here,we brewed some mint tea,
我们回到这 泡了点薄荷茶
curled up on the sofa,and watched some British television.
蜷在沙发上 看了些英国电视节目
Return to Cranford. Have you seen it?
重返克兰弗德 你看过么?
Oh,it's a real treat.
噢特别好看
Of course we fucked! The guy's an animal.
我们当然上♥床♥了! 那家伙就是个野兽
Come on.
得了吧
Did he wear a rubber?
他带套了么?
Oh,no glove,no love. That's my policy.
不带套不上♥床♥ 这是我的原则
That's a solid policy.
这原则太对了
Hi,Charlie. Hi,Lizzie.
嗨 Charlie 嗨 Lizzie
Can I come in?
我能进来么?
Ooh,do you think it's appropriate?
噢 你觉得合适么?
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