加州靡情（2007）
Californication S05E05
Part 4
Dec. 1, 2020, 11:49 a.m.
警官 我到底犯了什么事?
You tell me.
你倒说说看
Turn around.
转过来
You been drinking? No,sir,not at all.
喝酒了? 没 警官 一点没喝
Not at all?
一点没喝?
Bullshit.You was at the club,wasn't you?
乱讲 你刚才不是在酒吧么
Step over there.
站过来
Something smell funky to me,nigga.
闻上去不对劲哦 黑鬼
Smell like pussy.
闻上去像阴♥道♥味儿
You been drinking pussy?
你有上这个姑娘?
No. No what?
没 没什么?
No,I haven't been drinking pussy,officer.
没有警官 我没有上这个姑娘
What,this girl pussy ain't good enough for you to drink?
什么 这个姑娘不值得你上么?
I'm sure she got a very drinkable pussy.
我担♥保♥这个姑娘很可人儿哪
We just haven't gotten there yet.
我们只是还没来得及做
Think you gonna get there?
觉得你们本来要做的?
I think I can close this,yeah.
我觉得我可以搞定
Think you can close this.
觉得你可以搞定
What if she's somebody else's girl?
如果她是别人的马子呢?
Then I say that that someone else in question isn't doing a good job making her happy.
那我说这个人没能把她哄开心
Is that what you say,nigga?
你真这么说 黑鬼?
Calvin,what the fuck are you doing?
Calvin 你♥他♥妈♥在干嘛?
This motherfucker disrespecting both of us.
这混球完全不把我俩放在眼里
Wait,you know this guy?
等等 你认识他?
You want me to call 911 so that you can deal with the real cops?
想让我打911 让你见见真正的条子吗?
Fuck that.
去你♥妈♥的♥
Look,I want you to come home with me,a'ight?
听着 跟我一块儿回家去 行么?
Forget all this bullshit.
忘掉这些破事儿
Fuck you.
去你♥妈♥的♥
Wait a second,you ain't a real cop?
等等 你不是真条子?
Shit,you could have fooled me.
妈的 差点儿唬住我了
I'm gonna take that as a compliment,motherfucker.
谢谢夸奖 混球
I ain't gonna apologize for fucking your legs up.
我是不会因为把你的腿弄疼向你道歉的
I know where the fuck you live.
我知道你♥他♥妈♥住哪儿
Keep your hands off my bitch.
把你的手从我马子身上拿开
Wait a second.
等一下
Aren't you Samurai Apocalypse?
你不是Samurai Apocalypse吗?
Oh,shit. No shit.
妈的 天杀的
Oh,shit!
他妈的
God,you give an exceptional blowjob.
天哪 你的口♥交♥功夫真是一流
I mean,seriously.
说真的
Something to be said for putting in the time.
得找点话题
Malcolm Gladwell.
Malcolm Gladwell 写的
He claims that the secret to success in any field is a simple matter
他声称在任何领域成功都是小菜一碟
of practicing a specific task for,mmm,about 10,000 hours.
其诀窍就是连续训练一项技巧达1♥0♥0♥0♥0♥小时
What,you wanna suck my dick now?
干嘛 你想吮我的老二吗?
What?
神马?
You want me to take mine out?
你想把我的也拉出来吗?
Want me to put it in your mouth?
把我的也放进你嘴里?
Your dick?
你的老二?
Buck up,buddy-boy.
振作点 伙计
It doesn't matter.
没关系的
You didn't know.
你怎么知道
It doesn't count.
这根本没什么
Did you know?
难道你知道?
Of course.
我当然知道
Didn't you know?
你不知道吗?
Fuck yeah.
当然他妈知道
Seen the size of that Adam's apple?
看他喉结那么大
Shit,do I look ignorant to you?
难道我在你眼里那么无知?
No,no,you look like a guy who could spot a tranny hooker from a mile away.
没 你一看就是能慧眼识变性妓♥女♥的
Respect.
牛
Motherfucking right,man.
那确实
Shit,this bitch Kali got my fucking heart on fire,man.
奶奶的 Kali那贱♥人♥真是让我怒火中烧
Yeah,I know how that feels,brother.
我了解 老兄
But you know what Sting says.
你知道Sting怎么说吗
What does Sting say?
怎么说?
He says that if you love somebody,you set them free.
他说如果爱一个人 就给她自♥由♥
Sting says that? Yep,he sure does.
Sting真这么说? 是啊
You're fucking with me,man.
你耍我呢吧
No,he says that.He sings about it. That saying been around since the stone ages
没有 真是他说的 他还唱过呢 这说法老早就有了
You think I'm dumb,don't you,Moody? No,I don't.
你是不是觉得我是傻瓜 Moody? 绝对没有
Then why are you always fucking condescending to me?
那你怎么老他么那么有优越感
I'm not condescending to you.I'm relating.
我没有 只是在给你分♥析♥
You know I got a fucking broken heart right now,right?
你明知道我现在尼玛心都碎了
I do know that. Yes,I know.
我明白 我知道
Yeah,I relate.
是啊 我有同感
You know,right now the love of my life is getting pounded by some omnisexual chicken hawk.
我的挚爱竟和一双性恋的变♥态♥在一起
Doesn't feel good.
那滋味真难受
Nah.
可不是
It could be worse.
我们还算好的
Yeah,how?
怎么呢?
Coulda just had your dick drained by a tranny hooker.
和一变性小姐口♥交♥就更悲催了
True dat.
那确实
It's not funny!Why are you laughing?
一点都不好玩 你们笑什么
Oh,man.
笑死了
Becca,hey,sweetie.I thought you weren't talking to me.
Becca 宝贝 我还以为你不理我了呢
Wait,hold up.
等一下
Slow down,slow down,slow down.
慢点说 慢点说
It's back?
老♥毛♥病又犯了?
Okay,I gotta see this.
那我得去看看
We'll be there.
我们马上过去
What's up?
怎么了?
We got somewhere we gotta go.
得去个地方
Let's go deep.
那还等什么
You okay,baby?What happened?
你还好吗 宝贝 怎么了
See for yourself.
你自己去看
It was amazing,Hank.
太赞了 Hank
It's the coolest thing that I've ever seen.
简直酷毙了
What?It was,I'm sorry.
本来就是嘛 对不起咯
Richard Peekaboo,and fine wine.
Richard 看我的蛋蛋 再来点好酒
Come on up,honey.
上来嘛 宝贝儿
Come-- Get down now.
来 赶紧下来
I can't remember the song. Karen.
我不记得那首歌♥了 Karen
Jesus.
上帝
What the fuck are you doing here?
你来做什么?
It's a long story,and ultimately not as interesting as what's happening here.
说来话长 不过怎么说都没这出精彩啊
What happened?
怎么回事?
Tyler switched drinks,thought it would be funny to watch him get drunk.
Tyler偷和他偷换了喝的 想把他灌醉看笑话
Jesus,that kid really is a young me.
这小子 有我年轻时的派头
Hey,Batesy!
嘿 Batesy!
Hank,God damn it!
Hank 我♥操♥!
It's great to see you!I'm so glad you could make it.
见到你真好 很高兴你能来
Good to see you too,man.
高兴 高兴
Loving that man-gina.
你那男阴很赞哪
Thank you.It is fucking liberating.
多谢 真他么畅快
Hey,you wanna come down and put some clothes on before the law gets here?
要不要在警♥察♥来之前下来把衣服穿上?
No,no,nonsense.I'm tucked.
少胡说 我把蛋蛋夹起来了
You know,I was just telling Karen I used to fuck guys like Tyler back in prison.
刚还跟Karen说我当年在监狱里 上过像Tyler那样的小子
Did I ever tell you about the year I spent behind bars?
我可跟你说过当年在里头的那些事?
No. Yeah,I was researching a novel about prison life,so I knocked over a little liquor store.
没有 我当时写小说为体验监狱生活 抢了家烈酒商店
The research was great,but there was an unexpected gift.
研究做得不错 不想还有意外之喜
I fell in love there,Hank.
我坠入爱河了 Hank
Twice.
两次呢
Two very different men.
两个不同的男人
And we still keep in touch.
我们还有联♥系♥
I gotta tell you,men in prison make exceptional pen pals.
不得不说 找囚犯做笔友真是一绝
Letters like fucking short stories.
写的信跟微型小说似的
You remember your first short story,Hank? Yeah.
记得你的短小说处♥女♥作吗 Hank? 记得
Finishing mine gave me a thunderous erection.
我写完后 感觉到美妙无比的勃起
You remember your first erection?
加州靡情（2007）
Californication
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