加州靡情（2007）

Have you done this before?
你以前做过吗?
Kiss the girl? Couple of times.
亲女孩子? 亲过几次
In an airplane bathroom? Believe it or not,no.
那在飞机洗手间里呢? 不管你信不信 没有
It always seemed more trouble than it was worth it.
我总觉得会很麻烦
Now,that I'm here I think I was just holding off for the right gal.
不过现在我觉得、 我只是在等一个对的姑娘
For the love of Christ. Save it for the honeymoon suite.
耶稣基♥督♥ 留着去蜜月套房♥搞吧
I have serious work I gotta do in here.
我可还有正经大事要在这做呢
Thanks for pretty much the best flight ever.
多谢你 这是我最美妙的一次飞行
You're very welcome.
客气了
I guess we shouldn't ruin it by keeping in touch or anything.
我们还是不要互留联♥系♥方式什么的 免得毁了这美妙
I couldn't agree more.
十分同意
You know what they say: What happens in the small cramped toilet,
人们常说: 就让发生在 狭小♥逼♥仄的洗手间的故事
stays in the small cramped toilet.
留在狭小♥逼♥仄的洗手间里吧
That's one of my favorite sayings,
这是我最喜欢的话之一了
right up there with "Eating ain't cheap.
还有一句就是"想吃就别问价钱"
" You it's been a long time since I just made out with a guy.
我已经很久没有挑逗过男人了
Your dirty slut. I know. It's kinda hot,though.
你个淫♥荡♥的小骚货 我是 不过蛮刺♥激♥的
Hot. Maybe we should do it again some time.
刺♥激♥ 也许我们该再来一次
With more room to move one's extremities.
有更大的空间伸展四肢
You did not experience my best work,lady. I've got some serious moves.
你还没试过我最好的活呢 女士 我有些招式正经不错
I need to be able to extend and retract.
我得能四处伸展缩回
I gotta loosen up if I some... Maybe I should get your number. Hold on.
要是有些动作我得放松下肌肉... 要不给我你的手♥机♥号♥吧 等会
I can never work this thing. Hey. Come on,cock-blocker.
这玩意儿我怎么都玩不来 嘿 别这样啊 扫性的家伙
Roll down the window.
把窗户摇下来
Little Runks.
小Runks
Up high for uncle Hank. You can do it. My man.
跟Hank叔叔来一个 不错 小家伙
How you doing,man?
怎么样 伙计?
He talking yet?
他开始说话了吗?
No,not a word. Marsty tell me it's totally normal.
没 一个字都没说 Marsty还是跟我说这很正常
How old now? Two point five.
几岁了都? 2.5岁
Totally not normal,Charlie. I know,that's what I keep saying.
完全不正常 Charlie 是啊 我就一直这么说来着
It's a sweet ride you got here.
你来了真好啊
I was totally expecting one of your faggoty little girl cars.
我还满怀期待你开着哪部 小女朋友的车过来呢
This is how much I've missed you.
这就说明了我有多想你
Leasing this very expensive penis extension.
帮你租了这个贵到死的老二外延物
Made me feel closer to my brother from another mother.
让我觉得和我异父异母的兄弟 走得近一点
Oh,you sweet,bald,cock hungry homo,you...
哦 你这个体贴的 秃头的 饥渴的 同性恋 你个...
Jeez. Hank,Hank.
天啊 Hank Hank
He may not say much,but he's not deaf.
他可能不怎么说话 可不聋哦
I'm sorry,I just see you,I get all excited that words just spill out.
对不起 我就是刚见你 兴奋得不行 话就这么喷出来了
Hank.
Hank
Sorry,they all look the same.
不好意思 这看起来都一样
What? In a good way. Right. Condescending to the last.
怎么了? 一样的好 是啊 委屈你了
Maybe the houses all look the same,but you ... You look amazing.
也许房♥子看起来都一样 可你... 你看起来漂亮极了
Thank you.
谢谢
Easy,tiger. Stop it.
行了 流氓 别这样
I can't believe we haven't fucked for two years,nine months,three weeks and...
不敢相信我们两年九个月三个星期
69 hours.
69个小时没做过爱了
What? It's a compliment. I'd still totally do you.
怎么了? 这是夸奖你 我还是想做你
Good to know.
谢谢你
As I recall,it was mish,into doggie,segued quite seamlessly into cowgirl.
据我记得 一开始是传教士姿势 然后是狗爬式 接着顺利过渡到牛仔式
I came twice,you just did once.
我高♥潮♥了两次 你才一次
A guy remembers these things. It would appear that I owe you one.
作为男人一定会记得 因为似乎我还欠你一次
How are you,Hank? Most excellent,thank you.
你怎么样 Hank? 非常好 多谢关心
Are you still keeping it simple with... what's her name?
你还让一切都保持简单吗... 她叫什么来着?
No,ended that just last night,thank you very much.
没有 昨晚结束了 多谢你关心
Ah,hence the sudden arrival.
哦 所以突然驾到
Nonsense. The business of show has brought me to the left coast.
屁 是事业之光带我来到了西海岸
And how could I pass up an opportunity to gaze upon my ladies?
我又怎么能不来看看我的女神?
Alas,this one's not your lady anymore,Hank.
除了 她已经不是你的女神了 Hank
Bates,good to see you wearing pants. How's it tucking?
Bates 看到你穿裤子了真好 裹得还舒服吗?
That's between me and your ex baby mama.
这是我和你的前孩子他妈的事
She's still my baby mama and always will be.
她现在也是我孩子他妈 永远都是
Get used to it,that will not change.
你只能习惯 这永远不会变
Did we do this once before and it ended in fisticuffs?
以前是不是也这样过 最后打起来了?
Yes,and a good fisticuffs it was. Epic.
对 是一场了不起的打斗
In fact,I think we needed to do it.
我觉得我们有必要再来一次
Like men in prison. To get it out of the way.
就像犯人那样来一架 发泄出来
We had to do the man-dance,just once,just the taste.
我们得跳男人跳的舞 就一次 就那个感觉
So we can move on with our lives and become the cold war powers that we are today.
这样我们才能继续生活下去 变成现在的冷战势力
Is that what it was?
是这样吗当时?
Cause I seem to remember you pissing me off
因为我记得是你惹毛了我
to such an extent I was left with no choice but to take a swing.
我别无选择 只能给你一记老拳
And I hit you right back,don't forget that part.
我还手了 请别忘了
No blood. Sizable shiner.
没见血 老大一块黑眼圈
Yeah,blood's more embarrassing. Karen had to get you a towel,some ice.
对 见血了就更尴尬了 Karen还得给你拿毛巾和冰块
Fresh pair of panties too,right? Yep,still wearing it.
新买♥♥的裤子啊? 对 还穿着
How's Becca? Wonderful.
Becca怎么样? 很好
What's that? Nothing.
这什么意思? 没什么意思
No,that is definitely not nothing.
别 这可不是没什么意思的意思
In fact,that's exactly the kind of frown I'd give you
事实上 这就是你要扯大谎的时候
if you were trying to bullshit a bullshitter.
我会给你使的眼色
It's her fucking boyfriend. I mean,I wanna kill him,Hank.
是她的男朋友 我真想宰了他 Hank
I mean I don't wanna kill him,I want to dismember him. Slowly.
我是说我不想宰了他 我要肢解他 慢慢地
And pour tabasco sauce in his torn bloody asshole
然后把辣酱油倒进他撕裂的洞口里去
as he dies screaming for his mommy and daddy. Yeah.
让他哭喊着爸爸妈妈死去 就这样
Nice. Karen.
不错 Karen
If you absolutely have to be with someone else, this is the right guy.
你要非得和什么人在一起 就他了
I know. He's like you. But awesome.
我知道 他跟你很像 不过很牛逼
That's me. Whateva'.
是我 搞什么
Gross. This is gross. Cut it out.
恶 真恶心 停止
Where is she? What's the story?
她在哪? 女主角在哪?
I don't know,she didn't come home last night.
不知道 她昨晚没回来
What? What kind of shop are you running around here?
什么? 这附近都是干什么的?
That's what I always say. I don't know,she's in college,Hank.
我就这么说的 我不知道 她在学校吧 Hank
I mean you know she stays some nights with her boyfriend.
她有时候和男朋友在一起过夜
It's been known to happen.
迟早会发生的
What? And she's been having sex with this guy?
什么? 她和这人发♥生♥关♥系♥了?
I should hope so. Why?
希望吧 为什么?
Because he's hot. Who are you?
因为他很帅啊 你是谁啊?
He is a real fucking douchebag,but he is.
他是个大混球 不过是挺帅的
You know what? We'll have dinner.
这样如何? 我们一起吃晚饭
I'll make sure she brings him. Okay?
我让她把男朋友带过来怎么样?
Fine,why not?
好啊 为什么不呢?
Dinner with the ex and her new husband,
和我的前妻跟她的新丈夫吃饭
my insolent daughter,her asshole boyfriend.
还有我管不住的闺女和她的混球男友
Fanfuckintastic. This is not shaping up to be a good trip,not at all.
真♥他♥妈♥棒 这次旅行一点都不开心的
I've only been in LA a couple of hours
我才来洛杉矶几个小时
and I'm already supremely fucking agitated.
现在已经焦虑得要死了
Have I told you about how much money you stand to make?
我没跟你说有多少大钱 等着你去挣吗?
I don't believe it,Runks.
我不信 Runks
Nothing is ever that easy and I'm not jumping through any hoops
没什么事会这么简单 我不想被牵着鼻子走去挣钱
to land this thing,whatever this thing is.
不管是什么事
What is this thing?
到底是什么事?
Hello?
有人吗?
Hello,ex-wife?
前老婆 你在吗?
Hello?
有人吗?
Hello.
有人吗
Fuck.
靠
I'm gonna take a piss.
我去尿个尿
Eat that,bitch. God damn it.
吃啊 贱♥人♥ 靠
God damn it. No,harder.
操 用力啊
Yes.
爽
Charlie,come here. Charlie. Charlie!
Charlie 过来 Charlie Charlie!
She moaned like that when you used to munch her out?
你什么时候让她这么叫过?
Hardly. Of course I never quite had as many quatloos in the bank.
没有 当然我银行户头里 也没有成吨♥的金条
And an Academy Award on my shelf.
柜子里也没有奥斯卡金像奖
These things had been known to enhance the female orgasm.
这些东西都能加强女性高♥潮♥
Stuart! Close your eyes,son!
Stuart! 闭上眼睛 儿子!
Charlie? Hank?
Charlie? Hank?