破产投靠

Broke S01E08

Part 2 June 20, 2020, 4:04 p.m.

不是是让自己平静下来
No. Center yourself
通过大声说出你周围物品的名字
by saying the names of objects in your presence aloud.
我先来
I'll go first.
书镜子
Book. Mirror.
臭脾气的姐姐
Cranky sister.
好吧这傻透了但我会为了萨米试试看
Okay, this is super stupid, but I'm gonna try it for Sammy.
灯
Lamp.
植物
Plant.
仍以为自己很有钱的狗
Dog that still thinks she's rich.
好了你有什么感觉
Okay, so how do you feel?
其实好受多了
Actually, better.
这一招也许能帮我在克丽丝汀面前保持冷静
This stuff might help me keep my cool in front of Christine.
如果没用我们还是能回头用出拳那招
And if it doesn't, we still have the punching thing to fall back on.
-我陪你一起去 -最好如此
- I'm coming with you. - u202dYou better.
克丽丝汀马上就下来在此期间
Christine will be right down. In the meantime,
你们想喝点什么吗水茶
can I get you anything? Water, tea,
给你生命中的少年穿的时髦西装
stylish suit for the young man in your life?
雷扎的男童西装店是全谷最好的
Reza owns the Valley's number one suit store for boys.
雷扎男童西装屋
Reza's House of Boys' Suits.
你儿子会喜欢自己穿上西装后的帅气模样
Your boy's gonna love the way he looks.
如果他不喜欢也没关系你是他妈你说了算
And if he doesn't, who cares? You're the mother.
请坐我去叫克丽丝汀
Please, sit. I'll go get Christine.
杰姬好了
Jackie, come on.
别再一副从没进过室内的土逼样子
Stop acting like someone who's never been inside.
光是待在她家就让我坐立难安
Just being in her house gets me all wound up.
只要记住你为何而来就行了
Just remember why you're here.
来让她撤销禁令因为萨米就指望我了
To get the ban lifted because Sammy's counting on me.
如果你需要让自己平静下来就做那套练习
And if you need to center yourself, just do the exercise.
好的
Okay.
地毯奥托曼家具
Rug. Ottoman.
鸟鸟
Bird. Bird.
鸟全家福照片
Bird. Family photo.
-鸟 -搞毛啊
- Bird. u202d- What the holy hell?
就是啊如此痴迷鸟真是奇葩
I know, this bird thing is weird.
不是克丽丝汀就是卡拉OK克丽丝吗
No! Christine is Karaoke Chrissy?
-谁 -她害我被踢出女童军
- Who? - She got me kicked out of Girl Scouts.
你居然忘了
I can't believe you forgot.
她以前在我的小学死敌名单上
She was on my grade school enemy list.
好吧说句公道话那名单很长
u202dOkay, to be fair, that list was long,
而且和我毫无关系
and it didn't have anything to do with me,
所以我并没有很在意
so I didn't care very much.
好吧是这么回事
Okay, well, here's what happened.
那一年卖♥♥出最多饼干的童子军
that year, the Scout who sold the most cookies
能赢得一台卡拉OK机我本来遥遥领先
won a karaoke machine, and I was way ahead
直到克丽丝向队长打小报告
until Chrissy reported me to the troop leader
说我违反了她其中一条荒唐的规则
for violating one of her ridiculous rules
跑到「感恩至死乐队」的演唱会上卖♥♥饼干
about selling cookies at Grateful Dead concerts.
很机智啊他们的粉丝超爱淡薄荷饼干
That's smart. Deadheads love Thin Mints.
重点是当我去质问她时
The point is, when I called her on it,
克丽丝只说了一句 "规则就是规则"
Chrissy just says, "Rules are rules."
他们不只把我的销量作废
Not only did they nullify my sales,
那个贱♥人♥还赢走了卡拉OK机
but that twerp won the karaoke machine.
我想起来了
I remember now. u202d
你一直称那天为"音乐死去的日子"
You kept referring to it as "the day the music died."
我当年其实挺喜欢作为女童军的一员
You know, I actually liked being a part of Girl Scouts.
我刚赢得了「礼貌与善良勋章」
I had just won the Courtesy and Kindness Badge,
那个邪恶的贱♥人♥害我被踢出去了
and that evil sack of crap got me booted!
抱歉让你们久等了
Sorry to keep you waiting.
我刚发了一封邮件宣布一条新的穿衣规则
I just sent an e-mail blast announcing a new dress-code rule.
赛季末的足球晚宴现在变成半正式的了
the end of the season soccer banquet is now semiformal.
半正式的意思就是要穿西装
Semiformal means suits!
谁想知道我的必胜秘诀
Who wants to know my secret plan to win every game?
秘诀就是「三角测量法」一个词五个字节
It is called triangulation. One word, five syllables,
无尽的可能性
endless possibilities.
你们将看到你们的队友
You will come to see your fellow players,
但他们在你们眼中不是作为人
not as people,
而是一系列有趣的几何图形
but as a series of intersecting geometric shapes
在球场上上下下地变换
making their way up and down the field.
他的意思是要传球但不能越位
He means pass the ball, but don't go offsides.
现在我们来说说有趣的部分分♥析♥学
Now let's get to the fun stuff, analytics.
利用统计学模型
Using statistical models,
我们可以预测一名球员的表现力能有多强
we can predict how effective a player will be.
路易斯请测量每个小魔鬼的身高和体重
Luis, please measure each monster's height and weight,
然后识别出他们力量更强的那条腿
and identify their dominant leg.
鉴于我们对这球场只剩20分钟的使用时间了
Since we only have the field for 20 more minutes,
或许我们应该直接练球
maybe we should actually play.
好吧但我们要尽快收集齐这些数据
Okay, but we'll have to collect that data soon.
谁准备好玩"脚球"了
Who's ready for some fútbol?
他的意思是足球
He means soccer!
进球位置的某些象限区
Certain quadrants of the goal
会暴露出防守范围的脆弱之处
expose a vulnerability in coverage
增加你进球得分的可能性
and increase the likelihood that you will score.
当我说"上"的时候
Now, when I say "go,"
就把球踢到最脆弱的区域
kick the ball to the most vulnerable area,
但在我说"上"之前别开始踢
but do not start until I say "go."
路易斯我的手套"上"哪儿去了
Luis, where did my gloves go?
别往脸上踢别往脸上踢
Not the face! Not the face!
路易斯我需要你帮忙完成训练
Luis, I need you to finish practice.
但你自求多福吧
But good luck
因为他们恐怕连一些最简单的概念也无法理解
because I'm afraid even the simplest concepts are beyond their grasp.
我都说那么清楚了还能更清楚吗
I mean, could I have been any clearer?
你吗不能
You? No.
我们来踢足球吧
Let's play soccer.
天呐丽兹
Gosh, Lizzie,
自从你被踢出女童军我就再也没见过你了
I haven't seen you since you were kicked out of Girl Scouts.
还记得我们以前经常叫你"小饼干"吗
Remember when we used to call you "Cookies"
因为你一心想成为售卖♥♥饼干最多的人
because you were obsessed with being the top seller?
我记得当年我好像也给你取过外号♥
I kind of remember having a nickname for you, too.
也是"小"字开头的[小贱♥人♥]Also began with a "C."
话说克丽丝汀
So, Christine.
我希望我们能谈谈足球禁令的事
I was hoping we could talk about the soccer ban.
当然了就是那条在你违反了
Of course. The one that came into effect
《父母承诺》第4到第6条后立即生效的禁令
after you violated bylaws four through six of the Parent Pledge.
事情发展成这样真的很不幸
Really unfortunate how things worked out.
我知道
I know.
但问题是这样的
But here is the thing,
从萨米五岁开始
ever since Sammy was five,
就只有我们母子俩一起生活
it's just been the two of us,
我能支持他的一切对他真的很重要
and it's really important to him that I'm there for everything.
做母亲是一份永远不能下班的工作
A mom's never off the clock.
是啊我犯了个错
Right. I made a mistake,
我很抱歉
and I am sorry.
请取消禁令吧
Please lift the ban.
萨米指望我能去观看他的每一场比赛
Sammy is counting on me to be at all of his games,
我不想让他失望
and I don't want to let him down.
真的很难拒绝你
It's hard to say no to that.
但我还是要拒绝
But no.
一切行为都是有后果的规则就是规则
Actions have consequences and rules are rules.
规则都是你定的你个假惺惺的恶棍
You make the rules, you pretentious troll!
我就该把这只胖乎乎的知更鸟
I should take this chubby robin
塞进你的...
and shove it so far...
我的错
So, my bad.
我喜欢你站出来维护我
I liked you sticking up for me.
最糟糕的是现在我不得不告诉萨米
The worst part is, now I have to tell Sammy
我不能去看他的比赛了
that I can't go to his game.
这让我想起那次我不得不告诉比丘
This reminds me of the time I had to tell Bijou
我们没办法带她去巴黎
we weren't taking her to Paris with us.
她当时好难过我们最终还是带她去了
She was so upset, we ended up taking her.
真是几乎是一回事呢
It's almost exactly the same.
我的意思是你不应该放弃
I'm just saying you shouldn't give up.
比丘就没有啊