破产投靠

Broke S01E05

Part 2 June 20, 2020, 4:04 p.m.

All right. Let the family fun begin!
好耶
Yes!
棒极了
Yes--
亲爱的
Mi amor,
你今晚不帮我们做晚餐吗
aren't you gonna help us cook dinner tonight?
我也想但我今晚特别忙
Uh, I would, but I have an incredibly busy evening.
我得泡澡再擦干身体
I have to take a bath and then dry off
还有脱欧的事
and you know, Brexit.
你觉得可以吗萨米
Uh, are you okay with this, Sammy?
当然反正平时我们也不怎么玩
Sure. It's not like we hang out anyway.
那你该试试
Well, you should.
不如你来选今晚吃什么吧
Why don't you pick out something for dinner tonight?
听说我们有汉堡帮手
I am told we have Hamburger Helpers,
金枪鱼帮手和鸡肉帮手
Tuna Helpers and Chicken Helpers.
我们能把所有的帮手混着吃吗
Could we mix all the Helpers together?
真是个大胆的想法
What a daring idea.
去集♥合♥所有的帮手
Go gather the Helpers.
我好久没机会说这句话了
It's been so long since I've been able to say that.
我的甜心不如你下楼跟我们一起吧
Mi corazón, why don't you join us downstairs?
我很乐意但我现在正在楼上
Oh, uh, I'd love to, but I'm currently upstairs.
但这对于你来说是个绝佳的机会
Oh, but this is the perfect opportunity for you
让你好好认识下你优秀的外甥
to get to know your remarkable nephew,
也让他好好了解他出色的小姨
and for him to get to know his incredible aunt.
你这么说真暖心但哈维尔
That's sweet of you to say, but Javi,
我不擅长和孩子相处
I'm just not that great with kids.
等他们到了合法饮酒年龄
I mean, you know, once they can legally drink,
我们就有共同语言了但...
we have something to talk about, but...
估计这就是为什么虽然我们冷冻了我的卵子
That's probably why, even though we froze my eggs...
但仍没选定日子解冻
We never picked a date to defrost.
但这与那件事无关
But this isn't about that.
而是和现在和萨米相处有关
This is about now, with Sammy.
做你自己就好
Just be yourself.
展现出你的幽默迷人
Be the funny, fascinating,
优秀和美丽
incredible, beautiful woman you are.
那应该不太难啦
That shouldn't be too hard.
这个帮手大杂烩味道简直太赞了
This Helper medley is sublime.
绝对的
It sure is.
我们三人今晚该做什么超级好玩的事呢
So, what should the three of us do tonight that's super, super fun?
你有最喜欢看的浪漫喜剧吗
Uh, do you have a favorite rom-com?
网上的小测试超有意思的
BuzzFeed Quizzes are fun.
棒哦
Yeah!
你有橡皮小鸭鸭吗
Do you have a rubber ducky?
我是想着和你们一起捏史莱姆泥
I was hoping we could make slime.
好啊我曾登上过乞力马扎罗山
Oh, yes. I have scaled Kilimanjaro,
也曾躺在北极熊的怀里睡觉
slept in the arms of a polar bear,
但我从没捏过史莱姆泥
but I have never made slime.
在里西达[灰绿]捏绿色的史莱姆泥
Making slime in Reseda.
不是有点多余吗
Isn't that a bit redundant?
我们来玩史莱姆泥吧
Let's make slime.
太好了我们来玩史莱姆泥
Yes, yes. Let's make slime.
约会不顺利吗
Bad date?
宛如车祸现场
Total train wreck.
我也是我只是不想那么早回家
Mine, too. I just didn't want to go home early
告诉丽兹和哈维尔
and tell Lizzie and Javi about it.
因为他们会立刻尝试为我们安排更多约会
Because they would immediately try to set us up on more dates.
没错再来一杯吗
Exactly. Another shot?
好啊但我需要灌下不止一杯
Sure, but it will take more than one
才能忘记史上最糟的约会经历
to make me forget the worst date in history.
查尔斯和哈维尔描述的一模一样
Charles was exactly as Javier described.
聪明有魅力迷人
Smart, charming, attractive.
我很高兴现在不再流行小盘食物了
I'm just happy the whole small plates thing is over.
以前我离开每家餐厅都饿到发怒
I left every restaurant hangry.
以及
How about,
"你有没有吃过焦糖球芽甘蓝
"Have you had the caramelized Brussels sprouts?
你一定要尝尝焦糖球芽甘蓝"
You must have the caramelized Brussels sprouts."
谢谢我早在2017年就吃过了
Thanks, I had them. In 2017.
我当时火力全开
I was on fire.
本来一切都很顺利直到服务员出现
It was all good until the waiter arrived.
晚上好你们想知道今天的推荐菜吗
Good evening. Would you like to hear the specials?
-好啊 -今晚的推荐菜是
- We would. - Tonight's special
一个来自明尼苏达州的33岁蠢蛋
is a 33-year-old fool from Minnesota
任由他此生至爱离开自己
who let his one true love slip away.
我们推荐搭配一个美男子
We recommend pairing it with a beautiful man
但愿他已经准备好原谅那个蠢蛋了
who's hopefully ready to forgive?
杰里米
Oh, Jeremy.
我当然原谅你啊
Of course I forgive you.
我带他来这里只是为了让你吃醋
I only brought him here to make you jealous.
你是我的真命天子查尔斯
You're the love of my life, Charles.
你也是我的真命天子
And you're the love of mine.
不好意思我想看看酒单
Excuse me, could I see the wine list?
那的确是场灾难般的约会
That was a bad date.
但我的更离谱
But mine was worse.
罗恩挺帅气的
Ron was cute.
今晚刚开始气氛还不错
And the night started off okay.
直到警♥察♥出现
Until the cops showed up.
罗恩纳多·帕尔默
Ronald Palmer,
你涉嫌谋杀辛西娅·马丁现要逮捕你
you're under arrest for the murder of Cynthia Martin.
等等辛西娅·马丁是谁
Wait, who's Cynthia Martin?
我老婆
My wife.
你老婆不是死了吗
I thought your wife was dead.
是死了
She is.
所以我赢了
So... I win.
如果你说的属实那你的确赢了
You would, if any of that were true,
但那都是我们昨晚看的那集《警♥察♥世家》里的情节
and not from an episode of Blue Bloods we watched last night.
好吧但我真正的约会也很可怕
Okay, but my real date was brutal.
我本来可以早点到的
And I would've been here earlier,
但我从134州际公路上了101国道
but I took the 134 to the 101
从伍德曼大道到塞普尔达大道
to Woodman to Sepulveda.
我应该选择普通公路的从木兰路上钱德勒路
I should've taken the surface streets. Magnolia to Chandler,
从钱德勒路上福勒路本应该等着...
Chandler to Fuller, you're supposed to wait...
但从另一方面说有那么多的转弯...
But on the other hand, with all the turns and...
有时候我还闹肚子但绝对不应该...
sometimes I get an upset stomach, but you should never...
我本来可以早点离开的但是...
And I would have left earlier, but...
有鲜虾鸡尾酒喝
shrimp cocktail.
永远别放着鲜虾鸡尾酒不喝
Oh, you never leave a shrimp cocktail.
话说你想打台球吗
Hey, you want to play pool?
好啊但我得事先提醒你一下
Sure. But I should warn you,
我打台球是一等一的高手
I'm an excellent pool player.
那我也该提醒你一下
Then I should warn you.
我会作弊
I cheat.
谁有纸巾吗
Does someone have a tissue?
太迟了
Too late.
我懂了太恶心了
I get it. It's disgusting.
我以前从没做过这么多史莱姆泥
I've never made this much slime before.
等等我们本来可以少做点的吗
Wait, we could have made less?
明天能做更多史莱姆泥吗
Can we make more slime tomorrow?
明天
Tomorrow?
有何不可呢
Uh, uh, why not?
我就直接取消我超想做的美甲...
I'll just cancel the manicure I so desperately...
怎么了怎么了
What's wrong? What's wrong?
戒指我的订婚戒指不见了
My ring! My engagement ring! It's gone!
别担心亲爱的这个厨房♥很小
Don't worry, darling, it is a very tiny kitchen.
我保证会帮你找到戒指的
I promise I will find your ring.
我没找到你的戒指
I did not find your ring.
看来就这样了
So that's it.
我的戒指没了
My ring is gone.
我的生活结束了
My life is over.
没必要继续了
There's no point in going on.
我不需要戒指
I don't need a ring.
没人需要戒指
Nobody needs a ring.
戒指是什么